Brooklynista

We need to get Zied's sister and Fidel together. They can mean mug and intimidate everyone as a couple.

Tim is shorter than Jennifer? That's just too many thing for me to overlook. You cant be ladylike and short.

Yes Caesar! Come with the tears. This'll look great on the acting reel.

Think of it as sharing an After school special. How not to be a dumb ass like Caesar.

Not approval. One ups manship is what Darcy is after.

Don't go to sleep in that house Benjamin.

Ankinyi tells Benjamin to "go away" like he lives across town.

Michael needs a dummy social media page just for Angela posting nothing but pics of him holding various cakes.

Let's see Dr. Do Nothing help her spin this one.

That boy gives me palpitations.

Yeah, I felt the whole "oral sex" confession was a lie she blurted out to get people off her case about her precious virginity. I can't see Iris as a giver or receiver and still being as uptight as she is about sex. I think MAYBE she has seen a penis and no, she didn't like it.

What I was hoping for was a more Maury Povich style dramatic exit. Caesar throws the phone off the balcony and runs at top speed down the hallway with the camera man desperately trying to keep up. We catch up with Caesar crumbled in a heap bemoaning his lost love. And scene!

Does this bitch think she's Beatrix Kiddo? Amber is a true asshole. I see people speak about her "mental illness" but all Amber give me is a bitch who never had her ass kicked.

I had to rewind that part 2x because I really felt Iris was talking about Iris.

I'm sorry. I reread it and it really didn't read as sarcastic as I was trying to be. BUT you see how shook those NoBS asshats have us over bullshit slights? Sensitive jerks.

I'm not sure but I feel like you're fat shaming me. Please dont make me unleash the NoBS squad on you.

Ben needs to see if his Air B&B is still available, wish a good life to Akinyi and explore Nairobi as best he can until it's time for his return flight to the States.

After Matt promptly throws the pics in the trash, Amber says something about his tossing the pics is how he treated their marriage. Umm, you just TOLD him to throw them out! We already know he hurt you, no need to try to pad the list of offenses. And I would have dug them out of the trash too. The magnetic frames were cute 🤷‍♀️

I Wonder if Matt made use of the empty apartment and brought his jumpoff home.

Wait...Iris thinks KEITH is the one that needs to improve?🤦🏾‍♀️

Who put this battery in Amber's back? Where was all this chutzpah when she was pacing at 3am crying?

Jaime sees Elizabeth and maybe any woman as just a slam pig. He has no interest in her outside of busting his nut.

Amber said the other teacher's pulled her in a room and were like "Bitch! Your man is out here texting so and so!. You need to put his shit in the street." Well she didn't say it like that, but that's how my crew would have broken it down for her.

This is Amber's one chance at exhibiting she has a backbone and giving Matt her entire ass to kiss. Instead she begins by giving him a tongue bath. Artsy? Creative? SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

Damn! Amber was water cooler fodder in the teacher's lounge. Shameful shit.