Brooklynista

See this right here. Wasn't the whole premise that Whitney was this awesome dancer and she just happened to be a big girl? She's a dancing fool so being on her feet should be a non-issue? Theres a lie in there somewhere about being fat and fabulous?

^^Seriously? He doesn't have a single white Hanes t-shirt? Hell, turn a uniform tshirt inside out, but down sicken the masses with your ridiculous shirtlessness. Yuck.

Javi really thinks he's sexy doesn't he? Every call must be made with no shirt on? Even to his homeboys?

So Janelle is so info these guys it's mind boggling. To let some random call the cops on your mother and make the woman leave with your son?

I don't see how the privacy curtains are not an immediate violation. If the jail is that short staffed, there should be an effort to eliminate as many blind spots as possible. That's the thing that keeps me from believing this is "real". Every fight we've been privy to has magically happened behind these curtains All we see are wildly swinging arms. No landed punches. A CO goes in a cell alone? After lights out? With no backup at the ready? Yeah, no. A CO would at least tell his/her partner manning the cameras to be on alert for any incident. Not even Doughboy's attack wasn't clearly seen. I see more physical contact on an episode of Housewives. If you want me to believe this is "reality", I'm going to need to see some true gladiator fighting. Or maybe I'm just desensitized.

What'd she throw down the shoot? Is this place Terminus Part Deux?

Nuh uh...what's about to happen here??? Strand goes, I go!!

Does Uncle Dave have vitiligo or some other skin condition? His elbows seem discolor and I thought I noticed it around his mouth as well.

Pod Boss. Barbra truly called herself a pod boss! Girl if you don't sit your ass down somewhere. I fell in love with Barbra's bunkmate informing Tami that she was the same kind of annoyance she was constantly complaining about. Do you not see the ridiculousness of walking into someone else's cell loudly yammering about someone being in your own cell loudly yammering?

Tsk. Bum bitch.

I wouldn't worry. I expect Mike will have a full log cabin with a stackable washer and dryer finished by next week. He already crafted an outdoor shower just for shits and giggles since he had a few minutes to spare.

I wanted JM to ask Father of the Year if he was taking his kids with him to the new imaginary apartment he was saving up for.

I'm impressed how few outlets note in their reporting that Sharon was the original mistress. I'm unmoved by her hardship.

I was just wondering whose leopard blouse he was lounging around the apartment in.

I hope Muhammad Ali comes to visit Yaz this episode. Is she the only one who hasn't had a visit? Rob has been in solitary and I don't believe you can receive visitors when you're on punishment. Not that anybody would admit to being concerned about his wacky ass well being.

Rhymes with Mailer Pain? ?? She had one hit and had the nerve to be a diva? You need at least 2 hits for diva status.

Pretty much the only thing Janet (the one who was providing a roof over her head) was asking of Kail. But never one to be told what to do, Kail bucked.

I learned all I needed to know about how much either of these two fuckwits wanted custody of Kaiser when they played Hot Potato with each other trying to pass him off. I've never seen two more concerned parents dodge their kid so hard. Each of them driving down the road at warp speed like Super Mario Cart so Nathan could gym and Janelle could chase new dick. eta: because I forgot to add fuckwit

Please, please, please let there be a reunion. Every time they show Tami saying she's tried being nice to the girls but " it just keeps getting thrown back in her face" I want somebody to scream out HOW? WHEN? Perhaps the the producers can put all of the clips together of examples of Tami being nice.

Even better is when Babar gets upset, it's Tami that goes Hulk Smash!

The way you get em, is the way you lose em. Too bad he wasn't the one doing the dumping.

I hope the daughter didn't get a tat because she realized their work is garbage. Dutchess is a terrible artist, O'SHIT is the best one in there and he can't spell. If she's smart she won't go back.

JM raised an eyebrow at that one and just decided it was best to let it go.

We've seen two exit interviews so far. Has the sheriff asked a single question about drugs being smuggled into the jail or asked about inmate violence? Because isn't that what this experiment was about? Finding out how drugs and contraband are getting in? It seems his only point so far is to make the men look like punks who couldn't handle his jail. What is he hoping to gain by asking law abiding citizens who volunteered for this crapfest if they're going to behave and never come to jail again.

Whenever they flash "Recent high school grad" under Isaiah's name I can't help but think social promotion. I find it hard to believe that even in jail being PC is really a thing. Didn't another inmate call Jessica "slow" way before Maryam tried to diffuse shouting match? I think Barbra and her pit bull Tami would have had beef with anything Maryam said.