PityFree

Andrea’s son cracks me up. He is using no mercy on his stupid mother.

Which reminds me: they really need to stop calling her Pretty Girl and start using her name. Why? I have a distant cousin who was called Little One instead of her name as a kid and it stuck and now she’s an adult named Little One.

That house is going to smell like cigarette smoke, whiskey, and Shane’s asshole in less than a week. Poor kids.

Shane thinks he’s the big man ordering the movers around (movers that he didn’t pay for).

Does Angela ever stop smoking?

I thought it was just skin discoloration, too. But, right after that scene my mom called to ask if the bride had hairy armpits. I explained to my mom* that armpit skin can get irritated because of shaving or other things and look darker. It can happen on women with all skin tones. It’s common enough that they even make women’s antiperspirants that lighten underarm skin. Dove makes one! (I had to explain this to my mom because she has some kind of genetic quirk that means she’s never had armpit hair. Two of my sisters got that gene, too. I wasn’t that lucky.)

I remember the first few episodes with him when I thought he might be a secret serial killer. Good times.

I can’t get over how absolutely beautiful Brandon‘s grandmother is.

Austin may need a bath and a good shampoo, but I thought it was sweet that he asked Jessica if he could kiss her.

Hey Austin, get a haircut, hippie!

Also, i’m really surprised about the number of brides that have those tiny buttons all the way down the back of their dresses and they don’t have a hidden zipper! My sister had buttons from the top of her wedding dress to the bottom, but she was smart enough to get a dress that had hidden zipper. No one ever had to touch any of those stupid buttons.

OK I adore Brandon, but why didn’t somebody tell him to button his tuxedo jacket???????

Ugh! I forgot about our break. I guess I'll catch up on Bob's Burgers episodes. I recently started watching it. I wish I had done it sooner; it's adorable.

They might be doing one romantic, slow dance and one fast, fun dance rather than having them do the same dances with both partners to give the rejected dancer plausible deniability about why they have been rejected: “it wasn’t me; it was the particular dance we did that influenced the decision.”

Where is she going to make this amazing soap that she plans to sell? In her mother’s filthy house? In that disgusting shed? How is she going to make sure she isn’t shedding armpit hair into her products??

Holy crap. No place, no jail should be like that. That jail is a crime against humanity. People are being held there who have not yet been convicted of a crime. ETA: I cannot believe that they are letting that wimpy political science major do this show in that jail.

I truly appreciate that, for the most part, the women have been wearing tennis shoes or flats rather than high heels while they danced. I was holding my breath waiting for somebody to trip or fall on the stairs at the Hollywood bowl though. I’m really liking the wardrobe they’re putting the participants in (if the show is responsible for their clothes). I especially loved the outfits the woman named Cy wore for both of her dances.

I really want to see the woman with the face bumps further along than just four weeks—she’s barely healed. I can see a difference and I think removing the bumps helped re-shape her nose. But I’d like to see how it looks without all the scabbing. Also is anyone else wondering if Dr. Lee walks around with her phone recording video all the time???? otherwise why was she recording video when that driver with the nose thing picked her up??? I ended up watching the super sized version of the episode while I was doing some other things and I almost wish I hadn’t...because the supersized elements were just more backstory on the patients!! Booooo! I really did not need to know what the grandmother who raised the guy with the extra mock testicle hanging off of his leg thought about his problem nor did I need to hear him discuss his sex life with his girlfriend in front of their four-year-old child. I would, however, love to know the grandmother’s recipe for fried chicken because it looked delicious and left me craving some. Oh I also didn’t need to watch the lady with the bumps on her face examine her daughters face for bumps while standing in their kitchen.

So if she has her tubes fixed and gets pregnant, a new baby could actually be Chon’s. (I think she was very disappointed when her son didn’t turn out to be John’s kid.) And drama loving Lacey will make plans to reveal the paternity of her new baby to Shane on TV.

If Angela can’t say goodbye bye to that wayward tooth, there’s no way she’s ever going to say goodbye to Tony.

This is been bothering me all night but we really need to work on our educational system if someone can be an adult, get married, and not know what an embryo is. You definitely should be prohibited from fathering some skank’s 4th kid if you don’t know what an embryo is.

But Tony, I thought you could live in a mansion if you went to California?

Wow. That’s gonna be a hell of an expensive move if the movers are packing up your filth for you. You only let them do the packing for you if an employer is paying for it. The moving guy doesn’t seem to be enjoying drunk Shane talking to him while he’s working.

Same. But I think we all need the mental escape that this show provides. So...HIGH 5!!

She ruined a really pretty, unique face.