qtpye

Ya'll, Wendy and Ashley getting ghetto (way more Ashley than Wendy) while yelling, "Shut up" like drunk sorority girls was my favorite organic HW moment of all year. Hell, it's probably the ONLY organic HW moment of the year. And then Stacey being like that sweet prissy auntie, "SHOW HER SOME respect, it's her birthday!" was perfection.

Gizzy's children are beautiful and I wish them well. Good job on that. Wendy's kids are adorable clones of Eddie and yes, they look happy (not a bad thing). I like the new girls and what they are bringing to the table in the chemistry of the group.

Stacey, you are gorgeous but that man does not want you... Gizzy is earning her paycheck and Ashley is just the shit stirrer now.

The party looks cheap...so very on- brand for Gizzy. However, a party to just roast Karen is diabolical. Having Non-Alcoholic Grand Dame on the menu made me fall out.

I have a feeling someone told Karen the Beyonce "Cowboy Carter' Album cover was going the be the look of the season

Gizzy has beautiful eyes. Do you guys think there is a boutique where the HW's rent out dresses for the talking heads? The more ridiculous the better.

Stacy trying on dresses was giving reminders of Ashley's and Katie's bikini walk-off from the first season. Stacy and her daughter are beautiful but I would be wary about bringing my kids to a show like this. I would have probably blurred out her picture, just to be safe. I realize "Getting up from the table and away crying" is a tried and true HW thing, but Mia's scenes feel very forced.

Is this whole season going to be someone making a drinking joke and Karen trying to frown through her Botox? Cuz, it's already getting old in Episode 1. Gizzy's Hatitude Tik Toc embraces the cringe and I'm not mad at it.

Ashley's audition for her own dating show is a huge fail. Why is her makeup gun stuck on "Joker Face"? She still is quite pretty, though. Eddie awing Wendie's PhD was both cute and sad. Wendy at her email might as well be a Rococo painting of a lady writing with a quill at this point.

Well, I finally did it. I dropped $1.99 on this episode. "Sound of Poppin' bottles" Oh, thank God we have dropped that useless appendage called Robyn. Gizzy is a dorky ass Barbie Doll and I love it. Her energy with Karen was good TV. It's already the best HW episode in years but that is not saying much. Fast forwarded thru the Mia parts...even though Mia is being herself-it, it feels inauthentic and planned.

Good luck to them both.

My guess is that Phaedra was Kandi's friend while Apollo and Todd were friends on their own. This could be a great workout for a couple. Do ya'll remember back in the days when the men went into one room and the women went into another? I was not too fond of it as a kid but it was pretty common back in the day. All is great until the couple divorces because it always seems the still married couple has to choose a side. Todd was hiding stuff for his friend and this is illegal but not unheard of... Probably a producer (hypothetically) whispered into Phaedra's maybe they are planning to do a show without you and it did not help that Todd also worked for the show back in the day. Anyway, Phaedra took this as them siding with Apollo and that is probably what made her become Kandi's enemies.

His suit was also too tight but I understand they do not have the time to do proper tailoring before the MAFS wedding. I honestly think the old boy did not try that hard because he knew how unlikely it was that this marriage would amount to anything. I imagine when he saw his bride he thought, damn, I should have made that extra effort to look good because she did not look thrilled.

I have hair similar to that guy's, and I would never wear it like that in a situation where my physical appearance mattered. I usually wear it that way after work, when I am cleaning my house. I imagine meeting your bride for the first time at your wedding would make you want to look your best or at least put your best foot forward.

I think it is wonderful that Alan, more or less, got his dream girl but the couples on this show that start hot and heavy usually fizzle out just as fast. Here's hoping it goes well for them.

My friend said most women don't grow up dreaming of marrying the Genie from Aladdin. At least the Genie had his own place......

Holly said one of the unspoken rules of GND was that "Hef never gets left or dumped". This gave us bizarre scenarios where we all knew that Holly was dating that Chris Angel (sp?) guy and Kendra was dating Hank but everyone still pretended they were with Hef. It also was weird because it did not feel like people moving on from one boyfriend to another but more like people moving on from one job to another. The scenario made it feel like Hef was their former "employer" who was approving them moving on to a new "job" instead of just regular women who were starting new relationships.

Perhaps she falls into the Melissa Gorgia feminity of "I just use the bathroom at the gas station across the street than my own house" feminity.

All of that is true and why like other HW Trainwrecks (Ramona/Sonya/Phaedra) she makes good TV. She is as consistent as Gizzy's horrible taste. That being said Karen needs to own up to her actions.

Does anyone else feel like Karla is acting as a character rather than being herself? I imagine that happens a lot on most reality shows, particularly since we now have 2 generations that are very comfortable being on a screen. Not me though...I always look like a gargoyle.

I am so sorry that I can not remember the exact names. The Jeanie in a Bottle guy's blonde wife was disappointed. Her bridesmaid did give her some level-headed advice.

Is it sad that this sound's like my granny's telenovela... Go with the flow should not equal give away your money. She has know her groom for all of 5 seconds.

When I gain weight my face blows up and when I get healthy it goes back to normal. I think this is true for most people. I have never seen anyone who works out (even including those who work out excessively) get that shriveled 300 year old looking face that seems to come from rapid unhealthy weight loss (excluding diabetics that need the medicine) from semaglutides. Jeana was such a beautiful woman in her youth and would have probably aged beautifully if she had just left things alone. Here's Jeana in the ZZ Top Legs video. She's the hottie in white.

I guess even the weird crazy people who go on this show can find someone. Hope everything goes well for her. Hopefully Thomas and Camille stayed together for good reasons and not because the show bribed them in a desperate attempt not to have another failure of a season.

Can you believe in the first Howives Reunion they wore jeans and tight stretchy tops? Remember when it was embarrassing to overdress? Now, everyone is dressed to go to Middle Age Prom. My friend lives in Bay Area and she is 25. She lives with her parents but plans to move out in about 2 years. The rents in her part of the world are outrageous and living with her parents will help her become more financially stable in the long run. However, she understands how privileged she is to do this and works her ass off. I have no problem with this guy being the same way.