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qtpye

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  1. You understand the premise of this show far better than anyone actually involved with MAFS
  2. That would have been a cool idea. It would take the Connors into the 21st century better.
  3. Exactly. Replace "models, actors, singers" with "influencers." "broke ass desperate people who have no desire to be married, let alone to a stranger". Fixed that for you. Sadly, calling these people "influencers" or wanna-be influencers might be far too kind. I'm guessing those criminals are far more interesting than this batch of weirdos. I originally thought Becca was nice, but for the love of God woman, have a little pride. There is no reason to be simping for this guy.
  4. Mark would have probably been a hard working stand up guy.
  5. Michael Darby would probably buy up every car on the lot just to hang out with Juan.
  6. Juan would probably have you drop him off to do laundry during the test drive.
  7. Michael might have missed a mortgage payment...Ashley's pretending to be nice.
  8. It was kind of cute. She saw Joe as this hot stud and the rest of us saw Barney Rubble.
  9. That's certainly more Grace than Ashley has shown anyone who does not have incriminating video of Michael. Perhaps "Inheritance" is the name of her pimp? I am not even shaming her for being a sex worker but for being a liar that lies. Next, week we will learn that she is a lost far faraway princess who was stripping at the Red Lobster in a gown until Gordon convinced her to get married.
  10. I was beginning to wonder if Leon was color blind...nah, it's just bad taste.
  11. Yes, he lived in his female best friend's parent's basement but supposedly owned a marijuana business in Michigan. That is a strange sentence I just wrote...
  12. I saw a YouTube video on Jamal Bryant and he makes Juan look like husband of the year. Usually, Juan does not even get the Best Roommate of the Year award. GEB has all the smoke in the world for women but are spineless pathetic doormats when it comes to men. The way Eddie lights up when he sees Wendy is something they do not understand since both Jamal and Juan run away like the wind when they see them,
  13. As a large-breasted petite woman who likes to swim, I say AMEN!!!! I need a good support garment with my swimsuit. I'm 39 but this post makes me sound like I am 100. Maybe I should borrow Chloe's fake vintage trunk...
  14. Honestly, Chris should just self-publish a cookbook. His food looks good and he could teach how to prepare simple but tasty meals. Chris has a likable personality but he does not seem to be on the grind like his wife.
  15. What's mind-boggling to me is that it reads like Candiace and Chris would be friends with Gizzy in a heartbeat when they should be looking to sue her ass for spreading lies. I guess she really must have some pull on the show or maybe it's just good ole fashion pretty privilege.
  16. The bottle is pretty. She looks like she is about to clock Jamal, though...
  17. Please somebody make this a marketing campaign.
  18. Ladies and gentlemen... Please see the birthplace of the best business idea to come out of a housewives show.
  19. I sometime wonder if those beautiful green eyes are blind.....Nah, her fashions are just that bad
  20. Ya'll, I like Chris....I do. He might be the most likable husband on the show with Smiling Eddie being a close second (can't a man just be happy). However, ain't nobody shelling out $7 for a Dash of Bassett.
  21. God, I hope the writing improves. I feel like they have no idea what to do with Becky and Darlene unless it relate to romantic interests. They will probably have Ben and Darlene have marital problems. At this point, I would tell Ben to run. There is no reason anyone would want to be a part of this terrible family.
  22. There is a picture of G sitting in the front row of the church with all of her girls as babies. She was there after the divorce and he had cheated on her (probably numerous times). They all look beautiful and I wish to God, they did not have such a piece of shit, as a father.
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