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Hey Taylor, maybe don't go out and watch your sister smoke while you're pregnant.

That happened to my parents once. They left the door open for awhile while bringing in groceries. Later my Mom was on the couch minding her own business and the neighbor's cat walks into the room and startles the crap out of her.

Really Chance, you don't think you're the father or is it sinking in that once you and Taylor are over you will have to pay child support?

Amber and TC, if you aren't using birth control you are trying to get pregnant. You two are both dumbasses. I used to sort of like Amber, but I lost respect for her after last week.

Dudes, she most definitely is not worth it.

Hey Lindsey, I bet the camera crew drew more attention to your warrant having self than Daonte.

I finally know what Destinie and Shawn have in common, lots of children they hardly know. I wonder how much back child support those two owe combined.

I need to see who Tai thinks is going to marry her. She seemed to have a rotation of prison boyfriends last season.

Ahh Amber, how about an apology for trying to choke out your pregnant bestie. You aren't the victim here.

Floyd and Iggy should maybe consider that sometimes a jerk is just a jerk. It's not like Floyd has a strong relationship with the guy and he's suddenly acting odd. It's not surprising that a man who never cared about his kid enough to be present during his formative years doesn't care care 30 something years later about his kids concerns and priorities. The writers are really phoning this season in, especially with Max. They let him literally give away money. It's like they all got into a room and tried to figure out what is the most ridiculous thing Max hasn't done yet. Oh, well... we didn't just let him give away cash. Of course Iggy is dating. Apparently being alone isn't a thing in New Amsterdam. Clearly, Max is going to rebound with Wilder and Iggy will have a new love interest before the ink dries on his divorce papers.

I was so stunned that all her male children have 80's era mullets I missed everything else.

Tai from Love During Lockup? That was another moment that one had to wonder how no one caught a charge.

Well Amber's man, or ex-man, seems done, doesn't want this mess around his kids. One of the more sane men in this franchise. Probably why we haven't seen a lot of him.

Kev, you are really bad at picking side pieces. Kayla is too crazy to be your side chick. She doesn't even seem to get that she is a side chick.

Oh Branflake, we see right through you. You were looking for an out, and now you found an out. I wouldn't be surprised if you asked Tawny to send a message to Chazz, so you could create an out of your marriage with Chazz.

Really Chazz? Branflake has been honest with you? You are even dumber than I originally thought you were. (And I think you're pretty dumb).

She's in sales.

Lindsey, you'll be back in prison soon. Daonte won't be able to blow up your phone from there.

Sara, welcome to the family. This is your life now.

Yeah, the anonymous texter is a producer, right? Chazz can't buy a clue on his own, so they are pushing the story along.

It was really clear that Rachel and Noah were not a love to last the ages. Rachel got everything she was going to get out of Noah and now she's moving on. The only victim in this is Hazelee. This is probably the first in a long line of new daddies that her mom, who really really really does need therapy, is going to bring home to her. I wish that little girl all the luck in the world. Her mother is going through all of her unresolved childhood issues and is dragging her into it. Yeah, it sounded like Briana has been avoiding some tough conversations. Her intentions seem to be good, but because she hasn't been talking about it, he may have created a narrative for himself. Hopefully she makes some time off camera to talk to Braeson.

Somewhere there is a field of tailless horses brought to us by the reality tv industry.

I thought I read somewhere that they combined shows so that with more girls they wouldn't feel pressured to air girls with not much going on. That some girls would not be getting as much airtime as a result. Seems like that has already failed as it seemed like a lot of this week was just boring. Maci, I am looking at you. I am happy Sean is sober, but maybe Jade should give it a moment before ring shopping. They are always on and off. Maybe they should see if they can be on for a few years with no breakups or relapses.

I have to say, this week's episode really delivered. Danielle throwing herself into dry tear hysterics over Bert. I wonder if all the, I've been betrayed energy, is because she is just catching onto how much money Garrick spent on Bert. No way do these two buy a clue and go back to monogamy. Ick will be back on the internet looking for 3rds shortly. The outfits at Nick's commitment ceremony. Good grief. All four of them think dressing the pregnant one up as a belly dancer was a good idea. Maybe they really are meant to be together.

Her face looks pretty dry for someone crying.