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Prison hooch.

Well here is another one who won't stay out long. Chris thinks prison is a party.

The problem is these women aren't that interesting anymore. They are far from being teen moms. For the most part they don't have interesting lives. They are just women who are making too much money and don't realize how lucky they are.

I felt somewhat for Leah, because in her case she wasn't talking because she wasn't going to divulge another person's intimate secrets. Although, it kind of sounded like she hinted at what the secret is, when she went on and on about society being a factor in him not wanting his secret divulged. I didn't feel as much for Amber. I will be honest I've never really been a fan. That has not changed. I get she is upset she lost custody, but yes, her mental illness factors in the care of 4 year old child. Family court is supposed to be about the best interest of the child. So I could see a judge being interested in Amber's sometimes inability to get out of bed. Her attitude towards being asked about her life was just unacceptable. This is her job, at least have a short response preplanned about what happened, and then point out that she is still upset about about the matter and not ready to give any more insight. I have issues with both Ashley and Bar, but I do respect that Ashley seems to be setting herself up for a decent future. She can always use a nursing degree if her teen mom career dries up, and she had to close her hair salon.

She really picked a winner. This guy isn't even pretending to want to go straight. If he makes it on the outside for a whole year I'll be shocked.

I think we need to meet a few of Chris's exes. If this is his first lover with all her teeth, this may get interesting.

"...She has all her teeth." This is why I watch folks!

Yes, yes, they are all major rappers....

Another one with a kid. Good grief.

Angela?

These are certainly moments you don't get anywhere else.

A few weeks with Skylar will break him.

This isn't going to end well. Not at all.

It always surprises me that some women want to feel like a virgin again. It wasn't great the first time. It got great with time!

Once again a kid on this series is more of an adult than their parent. This show should pay for therapy for all the kids.

WTF is she wearing? Are those ugly pajamas, or an actual going out outfit?

I can't stand Brianna. I agree that her habit of ordering baby daddies to appear with little notice and playing victim when they don't appear is childish. However, at this point Devoin is an adult. If he isn't coming around on a regular basis for Nova anymore. It's entirely on him and a shitty thing to do. I would have liked to see Khloie doing something a little more age specific and involving more kids for her b-day. Five seems old enough to throw her party with some kids from her neighborhood or preschool or something. If Jade can afford plastic surgery, she should be able to throw a kid's party.

That's certainly my Christmas wish.

Once again these kids are more mature than their parents because they have to be.

I could easily imagine a scenario where Melissa ends up in jail for stalking and harassing Louie. Seriously, she gives me bad vibes.

A local barfly who would agree to pretend to be Jessica's friend for unlimited glasses of wine.

So the producer's decided to cast a friend, so Jessica would have someone to read prison letters out loud to. Clearly, not the most exciting storyline.

This Emily chick is just soo damn smug. I'm waiting for her to accidentally stab herself with a nail or something. She needs to be taken down a peg.

When Catelynn and Tyler said they'd ask Amber to babysit, I thought it was that Amber. And I thought, wow those two have even worse judgement than I thought. You'd better hope she gets off the couch and feeds the baby. Good to see there is another Amber in their real life. I assume Amber isn't allowed to film James. Thus we get lots of shots of her Air BnB and convos with castmates. Who wouldn't want to hire Sean. He's barely worked in years and will consider being asked to reschedule wasting his time. The dude's not a world class surgeon he needs to take his expectations way down.

I feel like Martin deserves better than a guy who blows up a marriage for no reason.