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Derek is going to go weigh how much more stuff he can get out of Monique vs. staying on his crazy sister's side. I assume his sisters will be disappointed, Derek's con hasn't dried up yet..

Oh to be young and have options.

Oh Sarah, save your boob fund money. You need a get away from Shawn fund more.

Why is Derek's sister dressed like a muppet ninja?

God those road crew jackets. They look like they are doing court ordered community service together.

Shhh...don't jinx this for us.

Well the poor thing is related to Shawn.

Apparently pocket prisoners are a thing. The more you know.

Their trailer is about as stable as their relationship. It's fitting.

Genius move. Don't tell the fam you got married, but put it on social media. That's not going to cause tension at all.

I think I'm going to borrow that one. "It's not that I don't like you. I just don't like people." Surely, that will put people at ease.

Are they wearing matching reflective construction jackets? Good grief.

His friends Visa, Mastercard and Discover.

How generous, considering he didn't bother to be a present father to any of Kelly's 6 kids.

Did Shawn gain a another kid, besides Sara's baby? I thought he had 6 with Kelly. He just said he has 8.

Okay, I don't need to see anyone in a sex swing. Also, Sara, you shouldn't be surprised Shawn isn't interested now that you had his kid. You've meet Kelly Mother of his six ignored kids, right?

The only thing good about last night was they aired both parts of the reunion, so I am spared watching these girls for awhile. Ashley/Tea and Brianna/Roxanne are both trash as far as I'm concerned. Roxanne came to fight, and she got what she wanted. As far as Ashley is concerned spitting is pretty much one of the nastiest things you can do in a dispute. She will never make that okay. But Brianna isn't a victim she climbed on the counter to get a better angle to kick someone. Tea is hardly an angel in any of this. If you know you daughter is pregnant and things are escalating, leave the room, don't confront Roxanne on the immature shove. All trash. Sadly, by the time Ryan actually changes. If he ever does. Bentley will be an adult. If he does ever change it probably come from him, and not Maci. I yawned through most of this. The show was too boring to warrant a rehash. I guess the most excitement was Jade. I couldn't tell what happened there. Did she legit pass out, or have some kind of panic attack or maybe she got smothered by her giant boobs in that tight shirt?

You mean the Lindsey may have to live in the trailer alone? I mean who could have guessed Blaine who committed felonies in her employ might have charges.

They bought a trailer a used trailer. Welp. Good luck kids.

Well Travis had a happy ending he's no longer dealing with Ashley. I'm sure his Mom is thrilled.

They've had to live through a never ending parade of the consequences of their parents bad choices.

Aww Brandwin....

No Ashley you are living in Mom's basement. You are one small step above homeless. Plus you are unstable. Put the baby plans on hold.

These two have no business being married. They bring out the worst in each other and a few good days doesn't change that. So of course they'll get engaged.

Please let Ashley not be pregnant. There is nothing entertaining about an unstable woman having children.