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How many more episodes of this season until I divorce this show?

That makes sense. I just don't think that Chloe is thinking about how challenging it can be to raise older foster kids. I had an acquaintance who was a little older than me and she adopted a teen foster kid who has deep trauma and trust issues from his childhood that she's helping him through. Imagine Chloe having 5 foster kids on top of her demanding job. If Chloe wants to have 5 foster kids, she really should start with one and take it from there.

I think that Chloe wants all of the wounded animals and the foster children so that she can feel like a savior and not have to focus on whatever inner turmoil she could possibly have. She comes off as someone who is very tightly wound up and a perfectionist- these noble causes she wants to do to the extreme might be so that she can look more and more perfect and virtuous to others. It just seems too much. Who knows- but she needs to stop saying, "kiddos"- so annoying. I want to know why she doesn't want to give birth to her own children or at least have one child naturally.

That's what I hate the most in watching this show 😖- there's so much pathetic desperation and zero self-esteem and the ball is always put in the guy's court no matter how much of an unremarkable, evasive, dime a dozen ass hole he is! These girls looked radiant on their wedding days and then they devolve into crying piles of leggings and oversized hoodies permanently attached to blankets and couches begging for answers and explanations- make your own answers! Who cares about the paycheck or the contract- run! Arranged marriages on this show and in real life are bullshit, archaic practices.

Who gets the pet fish in Becca and Austin's inevitable divorce 😅? Becca should block his number and he can get sole custody of the beta fish named after his producer fuckbuddy! 😏

Michael probably had bad skin in his teens since he has scarring along his cheeks from acne- he could benefit from a dermatologist. He needs a personal stylist, and he needs to fix his hair and remove his beard that is way too low on his face. When it comes to makeup trends, I've noticed loading on the sparkly highlighter is big these days. I also can't understand what these MAFS Denver cast members say- they talk in circles or use therapy speak and they say "like" every other word- it's really annoying to hear them every week.

That pizza party fight was the only thing worth watching last night! First off, Cameron looked hot when he cussed Clare out- she shrunk down in her seat like a little prairie dog when he went toe to toe with her. I LOVED IT! 😆🙌💯. What the hell was up with Michael's overly distressed sweater?! And Emily's terribly unflattering boob cut out top- if you're going to show your tits off, do it right! 😖 These girls are awful dressers- they don't wear clothes that are flattering to their body types, they don't wear supportive bras and they don't wear the right colors for their skin tones.

She talks really fast, even my closed captions can't keep up with her! 😅

I don't need a "Where Are They Now" unless it's a shot of Clare getting her chunky YELLOW GREEN highlights color corrected at a salon! 😏

I'm absolutely thrilled that there's going to be a Golden Bachelorette! I hope it will be Leslie ☺️💯🌹! Joey is cute to look at, but boring to me. Bring on the silver hunks of The Golden Bachelorette! 🙌🤗

You're right- at least these girls are giving it a shot, whereas these guys are just phoning it in. It's so ridiculous how Brennan and Austin care about how they'll be perceived on TV- as if this series is watched by the entire nation and they'll leave a lasting impression on anyone watching them in a year or more from now 😅. These guys probably aren't even that great in relationships that they choose for themselves!

Yes indeed, I do know what Daisy is going through 🙂. I never needed a cochlear implant, but I recognize how she halts her speech sometimes, has difficulty hearing when noises are coming from different directions, and sounds out words due to her hearing disability. Daisy is adapting very well to her cochlear implant so far. It will take her a while to fully make sense of all of the noises that she is hearing/processing- especially since she got the cochlear implant only a few months before being cast on The Bachelor. That woman you met overcame a lot of adversity and I commend her for going to speech therapy and getting a graduate degree! I went to art college and majored in product design with a minor in watercolor 😊.

When I took ceramics courses in art college, I absolutely hated having clay on my hands and if I got it on my clothes, it would stain them. I never touched anything until I washed the clay off of my hands and it took about 10 seconds or less to wash the clay off. She could've just washed her hands or grabbed her coat- why was the whole thing so blown out of proportion? I almost think that she wanted to wear his coat as a way to feel attached to him- even though he's not attached to her 😐.

I'm so sorry to hear of your cousin's passing, and you're a very loving cousin to defend her whenever people made remarks about her voice. I can relate to Abigail of Matt James season and Daisy in this season since I was born partially deaf. I went to speech therapy until I was 10 years old. Even with amazing speech therapy, my voice has a slightly slower cadence that has to do with not hearing everything and subconsciously sounding out what I'm saying. I had a bitchy college roommate who poked fun at me by slowing her voice down and she'd mimic words in the way that I was saying them. It really upset me, and I stood up for myself each time and I ultimately moved to a different dorm room that year. I have a beautiful voice that's unique and a little different than others. Daisy is a sweet girl who has overcome a lot, and she has worked very hard to adjust to the cochlear implant. Whether she is picked by Joey or not, she's a lovely girl and I know she'll make a great wife someday. 🙂💯

I cannot stand how Becca sits like a wounded animal looking up at Austin- he's not a catch! All the brightness she had inside of her has turned into a weeping, defeated pile of leggings. He's a wishy washy, baseball cap wearing, dime-a-dozen dating app ass clown with noodle arms and a boring personality. Emily cried on the bathroom floor of a nice steakhouse over an emotionless guy who genuinely looks like a 2nd grader with his slight build. Clare is crying over a guy who she constantly frowned at with her botched duck lips. Chloe is faking romance and probably faking orgasms. Give me a fucking break 🥴! This season needs to end.

Tons of money, fame, and Victorias Secret models who never cry or expect anything! 🎵Love exciting and new. Come aboard, we're expecting you!

Joey has flat affect when it comes to goodbyes. Usually, Bachelors tear up by this point and talk it out with the rejects, but Joey gave a quick office-hug back pat and sent them walking. I don't expect him to pull a Mesnick 😭, but at least have some sad eyes and a frown, Joey! 😏

Maria came off as pretty insecure this week- why did she have to play games and act like she was leaving? Joey should've stood up and opened the door- that would've really made her squirm. I'm looking forward to hometowns next week- I'm ready for overly excited moms, elaborate table settings in Air B and B homes, and tense dad conversations 👨‍🦳🛋️👨‍🦱! When will we see Joey's uncle again? That man is a delightful shit talker! 😄

I was freeing up space on my DVR and looking at future recordings and I think we're going to get more than 2 episodes 🥴. There is a MAFS episode that is a stupid filler recap episode leading up to Decision Day and then a "Decision Day Round 1" episode- which means there's a "Round 2" 😭😱.

Was Jen on her period when she picked fries, chocolate sauce, pineapple chunks and sriracha sauce for her poutine?! 😱🥴😅 Such a terrible combo and Joey ate a bite and had to turn away and dry heave! He's such a good sport 😉.

Austin is a wishy-washy tease and Becca needs to get a divorce, move on and cry it out over a tub of ice cream while listening to Katy Perry's "Hot N Cold" 🙌😄🍨,

I am obsessed with Prison Brides 🙌😄💯! Its reality trash TV gold 🥇! These women are leaving vacation destinations around the world to be with these prisoners who write misspelled love notes in crayons 🥴😅.

This former beauty queen/cheerleader shiny happy neighbor sounds like she's straight out of 1975's movie "The Stepford Wives" 👱‍♀️🍳🧹👙😅! Hahaha I want to see a trash collector getting the final rose from everyone in the neighborhood 🌹- he needs to "feel seen" and "find his person!" 😉😄🙌💯 You know what I love? When some of my neighbors are too lazy to break down big Amazon boxes or a Christmas 🎄 tree into manageable pieces and they just throw it out on the sidewalk and the trash collectors look and just drive on by 😉.

I remember Woody! In his case, the flamboyant and over the top outfits definitely matched who he was/is- they weren't my taste at all, but he owned his personality that went with his look. I think with Michael, he is a wacky dresser, but its slightly more toned down on the After Party- but he still wears those horrible amber colored huge glasses on the After Party and super bold royal blue outfits and so I don't really know what to make of him. His tattoos are real and those are over the top, his eyebrows have intentionally shaved striped cuts into them which are an attempt to look edgy. Whether this look came about before the show or during the show, it's not doing him any favors in winning over a lady in this series. You are so right about Master Chef too! The people are complete caricatures of themselves and if there's a Southern lady, they make her play up that accent to the absolute max! I'm laughing out loud about your spot-on descriptions of the props like the big red flower and the huge red glasses on Master Chef- so true! 😆🙌💯

Such great points! His outfits really are overkill and it's as if he raided his closet and thought, "How over the top can I look?!" He's throwing it all together without any theme to his outfit and it is a hodge podge of all of these pieces that don't really go together. His personality is laid back and very put together, yet his outfits are eclectic and all over the place- it's an odd juxtaposition. I wonder what he dressed like in high school or middle school. Do you think he's really wild about women's jewelry? He did seem really excited about Chloe's huge pearl necklace and her earrings. I think you're right- and if producers can egg on Michael to dress a certain way, can they get Austin to take off those hats?! I wonder- who has more hats- 90 Day Fiancé Gino or Austin? 😅