JayDub1987

Not about looks. He’s her “Jesus boy.” I feel like I blasphemed saying that. Great. Now I’m gonna go to hell because of this show.

Didn’t know her and Loren weren’t still close. Your reason makes sense. Maybe Loren realized she’s a raging bitch.

They don't film 40 hours a week. The guy who I know that's trying to get on was told that he'd probably end up being filmed for a total of 10-20 days. As far as the ridicule, I really don't think most people care. That's why we have people doing dumbassery of all kinds on Tik Tok. Any attention is good attention.

And free travel. Let’s be honest, we live in a society that pushes being an attention whore. You offer a widowed single mom 12K after taxes, free travel, and a spot on a TV show? It’s absolutely the money.

It’s definitely the money. I know a guy who is trying to get on the show with his girlfriend from the DR. They’ve told him if he gets chosen, they’ll pay him $1,500 per episode plus they’ll pay for plane tickets during filming.

Never mind. April is actually a child. She brags on the camera that she does shit to John just to “hurt him and make him mad.” Then when Roy asks her about trying to take his retirement, she feigns innocent. If John was mean to her, she probably had it coming.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure John is difficult, but him not bowing down to April’s version of the divorce papers doesn’t make him an ass. April now has 2 ex husbands and an alleged lesbian fling in which there’s no sex and other party is seeing other people. Maybe she’s the problem?

This is my favorite post in the history of this site.

Yea. That sucks. /dadjoke

I just realized ol Nicola is using one of my old moves. At 13 years old, I came home from school one day and told my parents I needed a ride to youth group. My dad said “what’s her name?” I went to church to see a girl, jolly ole Saint Nic found a good looking woman on social media. Maybe it’ll go better for him than it did me.

Finally! Finally I feel represented on a TV show. My best blue jeans have skoal rings in the back too.

Haven’t you heard? They’re blaming God for this whole train wreck. I think that guarantees that it works out. *holy facepalm, Batman.

Gah, the grieving widow is a real bitch. “Where’s my coffee!?” “Go shower, you stink!” Looks like ol Jason dodged a bullet. So, Meisha “falls in love” with a foreign exchange student and marries him. She then “has a vision” and quits her job to devote her life to the Catholic Church. Now she’s met another guy from the other side of the world, and she’s “in love” with him. Seems to me like she’s obsessed with being obsessed with something.

Not a ton to add here, but that wasn’t a “cast tell all.” That was hodgepodge of former people talking. Linsey: if my options were to put my unit in a toaster that was plugged in and submerged in water or spend ten minutes with her, I’d be making some toaster strudel. Mindy and Steve: good for both of them. They both got hosed by the experts, especially Mindy. Jeptha still looks scared to talk, breathe too loudly, or think for himself. Tristian….I still think the initial backlash about his comments was a load of BS. Everybody has physical preferences. Anybody who bashed him for that is too stupid to keep wasting valuable oxygen. Happy for Henry. Another poor guy who the experts screwed over.

I mean, I was a stock boy at a grocery store when I was in college, and I had another job. He’s definitely not making much doing that. Probably a little more than minimum wage?

Well then! I guess some money is better than no money, so he’s daddy warbucks to that family.

Alright, I’m late to the party and bad with names, so my first takes (watched both episodes last night) are subject to be erratic, misinformed, and downright wrong. Widow Girl and Metro Boy: Packing your husband around in a box is weird, and I don’t buy the whole “can we put daddy’s box in the car with us.” Totally set up by production. The guy with more hair products than a salon is obsessed with marriage, and she’s afraid of being alone. Doomed. Deaf Guy and the Horny Girl: I missed what he does, but apparently he’s got money. Think that’s enough for her and her family to welcome him, especially since Dad is already talking about getting him to redo the house. They may work because he seems desperate, and is apparently also horny all the time. Their relationship will basically be prostitution, but I’m not sure either of them care. Big Guy and the Catfish: Dude, take a look at you, and take a look at the girl in the pics. You were never getting a woman who looked like that. I’m shocked this hasn’t happened more on this show, but this guy is a moron. 4 years? He deserved it. Buttplug and the Cat in the Hat: she has to just want to be on TV. Yea, she’s crazy, but she could do better than Gino. Unless that thing wraps around his ankle, there’s no way she’s that into him. He’s dorky, awkward, and dresses like an idiot. She seems worldly and outgoing, even if she’s hatable. They’re here for drama. Doomed. The Guy who Hired a PI and the Vietnamese Whack Job: if you yell at my dad, we’re done. If I have to hire a PI to track you, we’re done. Doomed. I may have missed somebody but those are the ones on my mind this morning.

Shocker. An abusive bitch claims that she’s “struggling” with her mental or emotional well-being so no one can call her out on her shit. Classic deflection.

Is this the most overall hatable group in a single season? I’m still trying to find a redeeming quality about any of these dipshits.

Jennifer Nettles says season 2 is coming.

Big facts here! I’m 6’1”. Not freakishly tall or anything, but when I went to Japan a few years ago, I legit felt like Gulliver.

Haha! Yep. I have mixed him and Shaq up this entire damn season. 🤦🏻‍♂️

He is. But when a woman says “I expect you to buy me a house,” it’s probably a good time to run like hell.

*pops popcorn This thread is about to be better than the entire season of this show.

I would imagine that her giant nose would make things difficult….