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JayDub1987

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  1. Ahhh, that makes so much more sense. He hears voices. He can call it "God" all he wants, but I'm pretty sure he's just horned up.
  2. Sorry if this has been covered. Did this jack off Gerrick just say that he’d had 5 wives? Yes, I’m just getting to watch and I’m only half paying attention. Mrs. Dub loves this show lol
  3. Maybe I'm just a heartless bastard, but I wish we could just do the auditions without any of the sob stories. I just don't care about how much weight you've lost, how you're a single parent, how your father/mother/grandpa/meemaw died when you were young, how your dog got ran over, blah blah blah. None of that matters to me. I want to hear you sing, and if you sing well, I want to hear you sing again. I shouldn't have to force myself through a mini-episode of "A Million Little Things" to hear an audition.
  4. I know the cool thing to do here is to bash Tim and Veronica (or it was on another season they were on), but I don't see how anybody can stand Jamal.
  5. I’m a worry wart when it comes to all our cats. We have 7. 5 inside, 2 in/around the barn. One of my inside babies got out in November and somehow got in the crawlspace under my house. I spent an hour down there crawling around trying to corral him. Now if I can’t find one, I almost panic until I get eyes on them.
  6. I’m assuming the husband had it custom built. Easy to do when you send all the braindead dip shits in your orgy family to go out and work to keep your lazy ass up.
  7. Yall see Danielle check that camera before she went into her…..whatever the hell that wailing was? Shew! Thought she was gonna talk about her sister wives, rocking chairs, a front porch, and grandkids next. Also, I came in late, and I’m bad with names anyway. The previous couple is basically a cuck who’s gonna move his wife’s new girlfriend in with them, right?
  8. I think we had 2 more people get announced as "Top 10," bringing the season total to 7 (6 from Katy, 1 from Luke), and they already picked the winner. I'm guessing they put 16 people in the Top 10 before auditions are over, and pick 3 winners. Enjoyed a few of the auditions this week, which is more than I could say for week 1. I've liked the Singing Barber for a while, so that's cool. Liked the Slade guy (the kid who has a kid). Loretta Lynn is an icon, so I'll definitely root for her granddaughter. Enjoyed the guy who came in as the piano player and wound up getting a ticket much more than the girl he played piano for.
  9. Another year, another round of sob stories that I give zero shits about. Everybody has a sad story. I care about whether these people can sing. On a positive, I think Katy put 5 people into the top 10 in the first episode, so that’s good to know that we’re halfway there.
  10. I just got to watch this episode this morning, and that was my first thought. Dude bought some Suboxone/Methadone from someone and got popped with them. He's doing the thing that a lot of addicts do when they get caught and trying to blame it on anyone/anything to avoid taking responsibility. He's a loser and Citra would be better served going back to Indonesia and finding a different American to bring her over here. I don't think it's illegal to have an expired prescription. It is illegal to have drugs, especially controlled substances, in an unmarked bottle when you haven't had a prescription filled.
  11. Holy crap! I’ll be honest, when I saw people on here calling him racist, I assumed it was more internet buzzwords being used to describe someone we disagree with. Nope. That dude is racist.
  12. I feel like him falling down and praying at Barry's feet three times a day to earn his way back into the cult will get old pretty quick.
  13. Emily, move on. You can do better. Orion and Lauren are done. I think he regrets getting married, and I think he especially regrets tying himself to a female. He said earlier in the season he had been with men and women, which is fine. But I think he’s upset that he can’t explore that now.
  14. Ahh yay! This is finally open. So, my thoughts: -Fuck Moriah and her lying ass. She’s a manipulator and a perpetual victim. Can’t stand her or people like her. -Fuck Kim for having her kids help her move out. But hey, whatever helps her, right? That’s what all these children exist for. -Lydia, isn’t there something in the Bible about going into your prayer closet and SHUTTING THE DOOR? Ah well, what’s righteousness without a production crew? So she has a boyfriend who Kim and Barry like. Guess that means he wants her cooking, cleaning, and singing hymns off key. He must be perfect if the cult leaders like him. Fortunately, Lydia has been parentified for most of her life, so she’s ready to roll. -Micah, fuck you too. Nothing specific from this episode. I just don’t like him. -Good going Ethan. You stood your ground and told your woman to get in the kitchen and fix you a sammich. The cult leaders are proud! He has no clue what to do with a woman who has an original thought. He can fuck on off with the rest of them. -Olivia, you’re the real winner here. Get away from all these dimwits and live. I have no clue how she affords to travel so much, but you know what? None of my business. Go see the world and find a man who recognizes the good things you bring to the table (in addition to the fact that she is a smoke show). She’d be better off to never interact with another Plath as long as she lives.
  15. Olivia could never be part of the family because she wouldn’t join the cult. The only children Barry and Super Bitch want to associate with are those that bend the knee and kiss the ass. That’s why Micah and Moriah had to run back to their parents to rebuild the relationships. Barry and Kim weren’t going to go first.
  16. It’s all coming together now!! They’ll make them, and sell them out of My Sister Wives’ Closet
  17. Sometimes I have to stop myself from making jokes that I can’t make here. This….this is one of those times.
  18. I guess I can venture a guess here, but it’s based on people I know who are/were very fundamentalist. Many of them consider any church that doesn’t openly rail against homosexuality in every sermon “liberal.” With those people, churches don’t even have to condone alternative lifestyles, but if they don’t get a comment about “them gays” in every sermon, the church is liberal. Also, there seems to be a consensus that if a church doesn’t declare that a single drink of alcohol will send you into the fiery pits of hell, they’re liberal. There’s more, but I’ll digress. I also interpret Ethan’s “I’ll instill patriotism in my kids and Olivia isn’t patriotic” as “my kids will be conservative, and Olivia isn’t voting Republican right now.” Yes, I’m assuming Ethan’s stance, but I’m basing my assumptions on what I know of fundamentalists.
  19. Later Observation ”Can we talk” is a yes or no question. “Can dad come” is not a real response. Holy fuck, go have a conversation with this brother you claim you want to talk to.
  20. Early observations: WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE THEY CAN SING?! I can go to any bar around my city and find 10 people on a random Tuesday who sound better.
  21. Robyn’s meltdown was the high point of the series. Not just season, series.
  22. So Ethan is still a lying little worm of a man. He lied to Olivia, then lied to Micah. The only positive from him was refusing to give into Moriah’s bullshit.
  23. Olivia is a beautiful, well spoken young woman. Ethan is a man child who would rather kiss ass in the cult he was raised in. I’m thrilled for her that she’s done with him, and the fact that he said he didn’t want her influencing his children is just the final nail in that coffin. He’s afraid of his kids not parroting the dipshit and the bitch who raised him. His best bet is to dip back into the Fundy well and try to find another one.
  24. A: Like the wonderful mother she is, Kim decided to have a very personal conversation with her teenage daughter on TV. B: No. Olivia said she wasn’t going if Kim would be there after being told that Kim wouldn’t be.
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