JayDub1987

You the real MVP!! Nicole is exhausting. I’d probably drink myself to death if I had to deal with her. Clint and Gina seem like friends, not a couple. Shaq/Arris/Jas/Kristen seem like they could benefit from a couple swap or something.

Never heard of that one. I totally skipped MAFS this week. I’m assuming I didn’t miss anything.

The level of stupidity on this season continues to amaze me. Danielle wants a ritual for an “honest marriage,” but she’s a lying bitch. Jen has two masters but can’t read. Debbie is getting played by a man who has six rows of teeth in the top of his mouth, and everyone sees it but her. Nicole still seems genuinely shocked that females have no real rights in that culture. Gabe and what’s her name have just decided that her Uber traditional father may have an issue with him being trans.

What?! You mean moving a dementia patient into your home and then leaving him there alone all friggin' day isn't the right choice? I bet the next thing you're going to tell me is that you shouldn't leave your effing car keys on the counter when you leave said dementia patient home alone all day. No wonder John jumped off the balcony, he probably didn't want to have to deal with this codependent hoard of morons anymore. Speaking of this codependent conglomerate of braindead people, how couldn't Eddie get one of them to watch his kid for a few hours? These people legitimately do everything short of wiping one another's ass, and the only person he could send his kid with for the day was the woman who hit him with a car? I'd really let her drive my kid around. She's obviously great behind the wheel.

I actually used this phrase yesterday in a normal conversation HAHA!

I wish somebody would tell Theo to shut up or get his rude ass back out in the van. I can’t stand that kid. “I know you gave me your number for emergencies only, but I’m watching TV.” Jesus, Gina. Idk what’s dumber. You being shocked that a politician lied or you not being mature enough to handle having an elected official’s phone number. So Eddie isn’t gonna bang the bitchy professor. He’s gonna bang the woman who paralyzed him. Because nothing turns a man on like hitting him with your car.

Can I also just throw out how annoying it is that shows/movies continue to portray members of the LGBTQI community as these constantly-horny, aggressive people. Zoey knew about Max and Kat's relationship, yet she still had to make a move on Kat. Do these people really think it's impossible for a homosexual/bisexual individual to just be friends with someone of the same sex? It seems like every time that that community is involved in a storyline, they have to make a move on a main character. I will say that How I Met Your Father is one of the few examples of a show that gets it right. I'm not even a member of that community, but it has to be annoying/insulting to those who are to constantly see themselves being portrayed as people who just can't control themselves.

Totally agree. Not sure how much more obvious they could've made it that there's some staging that takes place with the auditions. Especially when you realize how many people have to sign off on someone opening a show, including the venue itself and the record labels associated with the headliners.

Liked the worship leader who did the Zack Williams song. Liked Orphah. Thought Fire was better than a lot of people they’ve already put through this season, so I’m not sure what the deal was with not sending her. Nailya….that was rough. Thought the guy from Wal Mart sounded like most people at a karaoke bar. Same for the chicken farm girl. I can go to a karaoke bar and hear 10 of her on a given Friday.

The girl who played the singer in this episode is a failed American Idol contestant who now hosts a YouTube show where she interviews other people who have been on AI. I'm relatively sure she isn't a porn star. As far as what they're going to do with Kat's sexuality, I hope they don't force an orientation crisis on us. This show already feels like it's on his last legs, and having a 40-year old woman suddenly realize that she's into women because of a single kiss is just jumping the shark IMO. At least they seem to have gotten rid of the annoying Amish guy. He had made a struggling show borderline unwatchable.

Absolutely the cats can stay! I’ve got four running around my house as we speak lol

Can I just get a show about Carter and Randi? They’re the only people on this show that don’t annoy me.

It’s on Hulu if you have that. While we're ranting and raving about Jill (or at least we were a few months ago), I just caught the episode on Laff TV where she wouldn't "let" Tim buy his first car from a junkyard for $165. She wouldn't let him? Tim, you have a job. Go spend the $165 and buy the friggin' car. I hated how Jill treated everyone around her like she was so superior.

So….the know it all midwife is gonna put Maggie and baby John (just a guess) in danger to prove that her way is the right choice, right? EDIT Missed that one. I stand by my other predictions tho.

Gina’s friend and the homeless guy are gonna hook up, right? Also, Sophie and Tyrell will be in bed by episode 9. EDIT Or episode 7.

I really like Ashley R. Outside of her, they all seem like the same person with different names to me so far. Other than Sloan that is. Didn’t like her. I’m glad she got sent home.

I think I’m out until the decision day episodes. These people are just too boring to me. Hell, we spent another chunk of this episode with these people talking to other people. Gonna go watch “Farmer Wants a Wife.” Hold up. As a fan of Ol Smoky Moonshine, I’m hanging on for this one. Curious how thick they lay it on with the “shots” that are not really shots. Second Edit nevermind. They even made a really fun place boring.

Colten Glover who sang "Rock Salt and Nails" was my favorite of the night. Probably because I adore the Tyler Childers version of the song, and Colten had a similar sound. I'm not sure he'll make it in Hollywood, but I'll download his music. Outside of that, the only person who stuck in my memory was the kid who covered Ray Charles. I don't think his sound will connect with a lot of AI fans, but he was definitely talented.

I’m not sure why shows like this pull me in, but here we are.

I’m betting that Kris has sold herself as an American woman with money. Fair or not, a lot of people from other countries believe that most Americans are rich. Kris “owns some properties”, has a car, maybe a motorcycle. Can afford to travel. The allure is the lifestyle that Kris can’t actually provide.

I "loved" your post, but it really doesn't seem like enough. Kris is detoxing. That's why she's conveniently talking about being in pain. She thinks she will get a doctor to give her something. Wide mouth Jen's "workout" cracked me up. Since when is playing pattycake and waving your hands back and forth really fast what you do in an exercise class?

I'll have to check this out later. I tried to stay up for it last night, but since the Jimmy Kimmel Awards refused to friggin' end, I wound up going to bed. Nice to know that it's not a recap/clip show!

Oh, Nicole. The fact that you act like you didn’t know the requirements of Islam just doesn’t fly with me. Anyone with Google knows some of the basic principles. You’re in MachMed’s country, and you’re essentially property. Save the whole “I didn’t know thing.”

That’s what I was wondering. I thought I heard that. How long is his very attractive GF going to put up with that?

Ok, anybody else think Kris is one of those people obsessed with drama? She can’t get through a conversation without mentioning some sort of disease. Now her “rare bike” is stolen and she has to go back to Alabama.