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How much longer till Steve Bot shows up?

To be fair, this show apparently hates AJ so much that he could have been an evil, future fatty, alcoholic at puberty. He was probably stealing alcohol as a wee lad and terrorizing our Lord and savior Jasus. And stealing his food. Re: BM's age. Eh it's a show that wants us to believe small children and babies are older than teens and young adults. I don't think the age difference between Jason and AJ is that much tbh. I also think Helena would want to turn AJ into Jason because 1.) AJ is the one who would be ELQ Head Grande Leader in Tracy 's absence. She knows Jason would give it to Micheal, which is like giving it to known criminals Sonny and Carly. Micheal would involve them somehow, voting him out, and voting her patsy in . 2.) Sam marrying and having a kid with Jason's drunk and fat evil brother is totally a soapy, Helena "F U " move. It's just a bonus that other people are affected too. 3.) It screws over Liz too and her kid, which screws over the Spencers. Hold up. Her disguise name is literally her real name minus the 1st two letters? Wow. When you think they can't be lazier.....

BM is better cast as AJ imo. AJ Quartermaine is very similar to Billy Abbott if you really look at it. Plus, the reactions from Carly/ Sonny/Micheal would be great. I thought BM was great at moments. Like when Sam and Danny wandered into his room, asking Monica to tell him about Jason Q, recognizing but not recognizing the picture of Alan in the hospital. But he wasn't very "Jason" in them. He's always been more to the AJ kind. I think bringing AJ back would also "erase" Sonny murdering in cold blood.

Julian is on trial because Sonny doesn't like him. Sam got cat poop disease because she gave birth in a dirty river that was a habitat for dumpster cats. She's crying to Sonny because everyone must apologize to Sonny for everything. Sam talking to a therapist would be great soap. As would Michael, Jason, Monica, Carly, and eh Sonny. But poor Andre doesn't have time for all of that. Kevin can't do it because he is a personal chauffeur to Spencer now. He had fresh hair when he returned. Does he not know it has to be washed more often? Or did they film his scenes consecutively and this is the price he has to pay. Because on ... that other show...his hair was quite lovely.

They didn't even get the right AJ. When the accident happened, Sean Kanaan was playing AJ. BW didn't come till around the time AJ learned Micheal was his son via Robin. Also, I'm pretty sure they openly had Heather say she lied, like multiple times. It was one of the things Franco was all emo over. Yes lol please. Theyre funny to laugh at, but totally not true. I just hope they don't have Jason get shot and magically wake up SBu. And everyone is just like, okay its Tuesday, like it's normal for Jason to have aged a few years due to a gunshot. What would make more sense is if Jason gets shot, hits his head, and wakes up with AJ memories and starts acting like him. Meanwhile, we have Sonny's latest arch nemesis, hell maybe it is Valentin, reveal to Ava or Julian (so they can clearly be blamed for it) that AJ is in Jason's place, and he has a weakened SBu Jason. Like he's in a cage or cell or something. But we will probably get something stupid like a clone made by the Cassadines or a robot.

Either way, I would bet real money that Kelly was drunk when she said hers. I don't blame her.

I actually remember watching that. On GH, we might get a park scene. Joy.

Yeah. It was believed in Ye Oldie Times that sexual desire and masturbation were an illness/sin. People were committed for such things. The inventor of cornflakes made them for that purpose and gave them to patients in a sanitarium. To bring it back on topic, Sonny needs to eat more cornflakes so that things like Soily don't happen again,

I freaking love Maura West. All of her answers were on point. Also, Connie and (I can't believe no one said this)Duke's murders mattered. We went through a million years of Justice for Connie and Justice for Duke. AJ was murdered as a result of dumb Connie 's death, and the audience sanity was killed for Duke's death.

Don't give them ideas lol. Next thing we know, they'll reconcile and have "miracle " twins and name them that. Avery will still be sleeping upstairs during this.

True. But to be fair, Victor's children aren't half the cast.

Jason and Micheal are no longer counted. At least imo. Nelle is Frank's pet discovery though. Kiki is a bit dispensible unless they recast Dillion or put Kiki/Griffin together.

I keep wondering who Mo has dirt on because any other soap would have filed him under "Ew The Olds " and pushed him in the background.

If only Olivia still had psychic powers, this could have been avoided. But on the plus side, Sonny will be grandpa to a teen. Looks like he's not the goregous sexy hunk God anymore. No more female characters have to go through stutterbark sex

I wonder if Kiki and Ava are next. Unless Morgan is coming back, they have no stories for them beyond an impossible Micheal/Kiki reunion or a tiresome Sonny/Carly/Ava torture triangle. So, Steve Burton finally killed all the Quartermaines. Hmmm

Micheal went to prison and was raped because he's the golden child of Sonny/Carly/ Jason. He got close to his bio dad to literally hear him murder the guy for no reason. Micheal is a lost cause. Unless he reveals that he's some genius mastermind who's been sucking up to the Mob to take over all of Sonny/ Carly 's stuff and steal Jason's blood money as an undead AJ heals at an Undisclosed Location.....

But was it washed? And will it be regularly? Maybe his wife irl was like "You can work in California, but damn Roger, stop having hobo hair!" So, he put a weekly trip to Super Cute in the contract.

They're wasting Matt Cohen. The priest thing out put him in a corner. Also the allegedly Duke's son stuff when Duke isn't on canvas anymore and had weird writing. Like, I don't know if we're supposed to hate Duke or not, but after a year of Justice for Duke, I do .

Damn. Stephen Nichols just became a Shade Master. Nooooooo. He needs to keep his paws off Jenna! Where's Felicia when we need her?

Yeah, but the budget is already so low.

I'd rather be aware. I'd want to shatter my own face trying to reach MS to not repeat her lines. Would you rather have to be married to Steve Burton Jason or Sonny circa purple pants?

We're about to lose the emoticon chip, as Jason V2.0 is rebooting back into original form of Jason V1.0. I'd be sad of Steve Burton, even at his roboticiest wasn't more capable than 2017 Mo. I still wonder why he returned. Lol it can't be money.

Sonny has shot or had shot enough people to take a bullet or two from anyone.

If and a big if, Billy Miller is playing AJ, who wants to make a list of things he will get blamed for that weren't his fault? I can already see the scene in my head of Steve Jason blaming "AJ" for shooting "His real brother".

My wishlist? Izzy to return for a guest arc or in a fellowship with either a child she conceived from the eggs or pregnant from them. It's a loose thread that is a ready made story arc. A new cardio chief. Maggie is blah and annoying. Some new residents/interns- including the girl who George was hit by the bus for. Remember Izzy told her to get a life, maybe go to medical school? Another Sloan unknown child that is actually decent. Addison to return in some form. More male characters that have a pov