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The only way this will work is if Jason goes ham on everyone. Just be mad af at the whole damn town. Besides Monica because she's suffered enough.

Maybe I'm weird, but I'd like the first person he sees to be Monica, who tells him about other Jason, Franco, AJ, etc. And then Jason is so confused that Monica hides him in the Q mansion. Cat poo and the others can wait. Let Jason be with his mom for once.

In a world of perfection, Sonny would be sent packing. However, this is GH so I guess they'll stomp to the death on runway.

Actually, it will be Sonny and Jason's family competing to get Jason's love. Then Carly will yell "This is not America's Next Top Best Friend! ' Tyra Banks will come out and one of them will have to leave.

I will die of laughter if Ava and Griffin run him down before he gets to anyone. I will take horse tranquilizers for 5 please.

They should just have Helena stand up and tell "You get a Jason! You get a Jason! Everybody gets a Jasoooonnnn!" Countdown to when he shoots Dante in the chest. Family bonding!!

The caption should read "Here's the family we killed and picked apart for Dimples Corinthos!"

I just hope he's not on Team Sonny and Carly. I have but a few hopes in this story: Jason does not blame Monica or Sam for not noticing it wasn't him, Jason finds out about Sonny killing AJ and Carly covering it up and Carly being engaged to Franco (and giving him Jason's birthday! ) and has a marvelous angry rage meltdown, that Jason spends the holidays with his mother. Poor Monica. At least she's gaining sons now and not losing them. So there is that.

I hope Drew has a different personality than Jason. BM is more entertaining when he's livelier. Tbh I think this is the writers way of having a Jason Q and Jason Bot.

Yeah. What happens to Roger now? Or even BM? Who can they actually pair them with?

This is the tale of Jason Almighty reclaiming his throne. God. They really effed this up. Can we have build up to a damn story? Nope. I'm already about to puke.

God. They have ruined everything else. Why not ruin Christmas with Its a Wonderful Life, Jason Morgan, Not You Other Guy Played By Billy Miller "?

So, going by what I've seen in the past month, this is what I've noticed was rewritten: -Jason's entire birth story and death and resurrection - Franco's reasons for being a murdering murderer. It was for art, then because of a brain tumor, now it's linked to Jason because imaginary friend - Kristina finished college, despite dropping out 50 times and getting expelled once. She mentioned one day going to grad school. Um okay.

I'm watching Friday 's episode now. Why does Jason have the Bane mask on? Has he bitten people before and I blocked it out for some reason? Was he biting people when he was revived? Is he a zombie?

It is when her grandson is a total brat who thinks he's a life size 50 year old host of Family Feud.

Ava gets a shock. Does she learn that Patient 6 is Sonny 's true love? Yawn. Oh no! Or maybe Ava drives him somewhere and hits a squirrel, reminding him that she ran over him.

I think- and my memory is very fuzzy because I watched this on you tube a billion years ago- that Monica had either Jason as a toddler/baby living in the guesthouse after Susan died. Alan would go back and forth because Monica legit did not want that child in her house. There was a nanny or maybe Alan majority stayed with him. But he wasn't allowed in the house. Then, he was around 2 or 3 and was injured and called for Monica, thinking she was his mother. She then loved him and moved him in the house. I'm surprised they never called that up since the writers hate the Quartermaines. But eh I guess they will rewrite it now.

Watch GH today and see Micheal be slightly perturbed by a random dayplayer!

Don't forget about the awesome parties he throws.

I think that Luscious has some, if not all of his memories. I think he literally trusts no one, so he's playing the long con. I thought this before, but the kitchen scene and dinner scene convinced me. The way he walked in an nonchalantly grabbed a knife and spoke to Cookie, asking her if he did something or if something was done to him was very subtly excellent. He's played the long con with everyone before, hell he played Cookie last season. During the dinner scene, he mentions his sons having some one special. He even specifically asks Jamal and Andre. He also calls Tiana the mother of Bella. There's no way someone wouldn't have told him who Anika was and were she was. He literally does have reasons to think anyone could have done this. I think Claudia is going to make this big play, only to get rebuffed and ridiculed by Luscious.

Yeah. That really made me mad too. What's next? A retcon that Sonny was actually Karen Wexler's women studies professor who saved her from stripping?

Eh they've rewritten every aspect of Jason's life and then changed it and rewrote it again. AJ played by BM would be an easy thing to hand wave, as it brings more story/soap to a very boring show masquerading as a daytime drama. We would have people happy (Liz, Monica), people mad (Sonny, Carly), and people confused (Sam, Micheal). Meanwhile, you get a complex story of a core non mob family that can make sense being integrated by the core mob family. There's much much more story to mine out. Instead we get an unknown twin who will have to be crammed into stories. After the initial Jason reveal, then what? We go back to pre2012. Yawn. Nope.

Because everyone knows the Legend of Jasus Almighty. God. This would make so much more sense if it was just not dead AJ rather than twins that chilled with Franco. AJ would know Jason's life and Helena could just get him drunk and brainwash him. That I would buy. But twins that are ten years apart, different heights? Nah.

The real Ava would bang Steve Jason and begin a torrid, crazy affair. Jason would be devoted to her. Then Jason would steal Avery from Sonny.

No one had sex on his grave. That's the standard for grieving now. If she sings, we celebrate. God. I don't want another Nurses Ball. Please.