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Tell me like I'm Sonny. Oh, wait.

Where was Mika the entire second hour? Is Katty really going to replace her, pretty please?

Everyone in town - and the next town over, too! Please, writers, give Carly a vacation. I can't take much more of Snarly SheBeast.

Not county jail, the cell spa in which Alexis spent 'hard' time. JK

Back when GH was exciting! Cheesy? A bit, but suspenseful, too.

I am resigned to the fact that Carson will be in EVERY story line, no matter the random or no connection. It's obscene. I keep thinking of how Michelle Stafford would have played Nina in Nixon Falls. And I smile.

I had an awesome wig! Even my hairdresser thought my own hair had grown back super quick!

That would be Phyllis, she of the late Tan-o.

One word to describe my opinion of today's guest host: Next.

She knows her value! Not. Upgrade that outfit! Put on a colorful scarf or chunky necklace, or earrings, for gosh sakes. That way, it won't look like a bathrobe, which it actually might be!

Enough with the Corinthii - after Alexis' Thanksgiving, I'm on Team Cassidine!

My theory for the middle name Mike? To give Max Gail a chance to appear as an angel at baby's Liam bedside.

Far be it from me to correct Oakville, but I believe Mika made a big deal of being in Washington D.C. this morning.

She's carried so that the actors don't have to bend down to her to deliver their lines. Their height is not equal. Nor is Sam and Drew's. Plus, Drew just came back - let's not saddle him with the tiny whisper girl. Test him with the much taller, more sparkly, Britt.

That was Jason and ROBIN'S bridge, you cow! You don't get to grieve there. Push her in, Britt!

That just goes to show why you need at least two days at the table. Thought she was great and fit right in yesterday. Today, not so much. Also didn't care for Whoopi stopping her to say it was Sunny's turn 'cause we take turns. Yeah, right. That reminder could have been done during the commercial. Enough blame all around. Someone please remind this old bird what TGI stands for.

Why do the writers think having Snarly SheBeast yell, demean, and threaten everyone with who she crosses paths is of interest. How about we see her trying to 'mother' those children she 'stole' or birthed. Now THAT would be hilarious! Some of my favorite 'girl' moments are when the nurses used to gather at the Floating Rib bar for drinks and girl talk. Not someone constantly screaming at others.

Mika has changed from her grey bathrobe to a stark white nightgown that is not easy onthe eyes.. This woman brings in millions - can she not hire a stylist? It's okay to wear a necklace when you have a plunging neckline . . . that might even give viewers a clue that you're not wearing pajamas!

That looked like a wig, for sure. As a Breast Cancer Survivor, bald for two years, that's where my mind went. I'm six years cancer free now.

Willie was so proud of himself, as he should be! Enjoyed seeing that big smile! Lovely segment, but what is Bill Karins? Chopped liver? How about at least a bit more than showing his photograph.

Given that Mark and Logan are 'only' 14, I assumed they were going to have a make-out session, not sex. Mark pretty much admitted he'd not really even kissed someone and Logan seemed to be too confident of his prowess - which to me was a dead giveaway that he, too, was a novice. Just me?

Paula, not Jed.

Or does it? Not what most viewers want, but we had to endure four years of it before . . .

But Starbucks doesn't carry Corinthos Coffee, silly. THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

I couldn't make it the entire minute! This poor little rich girl needs therapy. Fast!