Grifter Lives

She's really offensive and rude. She's been there less than a week and hasn't taken her children to see their extended family, yet she's demanding to go home already. This trip was more of a waste of money than the Christmas tree.

TLC will make a new series about it.

Ronald's 2nd t-shirt showing that he cares about motorcycles more than cold shoulders. It has a man and two children (no cold-shoulders).

The whole reason Angela "broke up" with My-kul was because she needed her husband's support, and he was incapable. Now she doesn't need a man. She really thinks that she's Sexy MeeMaw who's going to get every man who looks at her, if she doesn't go after Chuck, like she wanted in the tell-all. She's heinous.

Betty tried to manipulate the firecode to get them to stay on the doomsday swingers farm. "No fire escape. One operable window."

Kalani acts like having a baby is a one-time conversation and they have never, ever talked about their future family. Kalani's probably already pregnant now from their weekend.

After Asuelo totaled a car, he's now looking for a nice car, not a safe car. And, except for their romantic weekend, they don't seem to leave St. George.

I thought Steve Martin.

Exactly. She's really committed to her vow, "Til Death Do Us Part."

Daniel actually acts more like a little boy around Ronald than he does near Tiffany.

Still applicable for the Tiffany family.

That's only because Angela (sexy MeeMaw) was unsuccessful in her non-attempts. I'll leave after I stop gagging.

That is more insightful than I gave Papa Jovi credit for.

Chuck Logic: They booked the hotel, therefore they must stay there. But that rule didn't apply to the AirBnB. It's just like Chuck's listening to Andrrrrei's business ideas, but not Becky's.

Becky's rich husband passed his citizenship test: "What do you want to do, stay at the White House?"

Asuelo & we would tell you that you're the pineapple of our lives! Enjoy!

I only saw the 30-minute sneak peak: Natalie and Mike slept in separate beds in the hotel room. If they arrived in separate cars - Mike from work and Natalie from Sequim - Mike left his car at the hotel. He went to the hospital with a producer and drove off in "Big Blue." Blockyhead Eleanor was the only baby wailing on that trip. All the cousins and aunts remained unfazed. The men in Family Libby were whinier than the women. But they consoled themselves by chauvinistic male-bonding in Waldorf, MD. It's unbelievable that Libby and Andrrrrei never spoke about the AirBnB logistics before the trip, or that she never showed him the listing, especially if she worked on it as much as she claimed. The Non-Jovi & Yara reunion was sweet, because they sincerely missed each other. Non Jovi's self-absorption actually spiced up the usual storyline and conversation of "Poor Yara is all alone and complaining." I don't buy Daniel's whooping and overexcitement about Christmas. Even if it were real, Tiffany managed to kill it with her denigration of the small Christmas tree and holding off any commitment to stay for Christmas. Of course, Tiffany didn't tell Ronald about her test/sabotage: Buy the big tree, and we're not staying. Also, Christmas would be more than 1-2 weeks away; they didn't need to buy that day. Ronald's t-shirt had a female figure labeled, "Wife," and a motorcycle figure labeled, "Mistress."

Someone else with real knowledge should correct me, but the actual work in dehydrating doesn't take that long. You just prepare the cauliflower. The dehydration process itself runs 6-12 hours in a rockstar Instant Pot or Airfryer (and I believe Janelle has both), but it's a non-activity for Janelle. During that time, she could sleep or watch online cat videos, or whatever else keeps her oh-so busy. Maybe she just can't wait that long to gobble it up.

She has fully manipulated her own image to a new level of absurdity - since she's going for the full body + face. Her right arm is significantly smaller and more deformed than her left arm, and her left leg is thinner than her right leg. She also photoshopped out her cankles. Her midsection lumpiness just accentuates how flimsy the shirt must be and how she photoshopped her torso to flatten it. Just as authentic is the garage background to match the Lizzy Heritage Inn hashtag.

The picnic table was the only thing on the land before Janelle moved her RV. Kody sits there at their all-important meetings. I think it's also where Robyn brought Meri and Kody to negotiate the peace treaty about the plots of land. The wives bring their own lawn furniture. On a separate note, when Robyn and Kody had to return to get toys out of the U-Hauls, Kody did propose that they could just live in trailers on the land. Robyn adamantly refused. But, then, she's not Janelle.

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I'm morbidly fascinated, but also repulsed, because this woman is the same age as his own daughter Maddie, who is also a mother of two. I'd want to see the dynamics of Robyn's being replaced as the new, hot wife (Christine never had a chance) and Kody's being a father to young children (I assume) when he just denied Robyn's spirit baby, while the OG wives pretend to keep sweet.

I wonder if Janelle's living in an RV on Prairie Dog Plague Flats is a passive-aggressive response to Christine's finale last season. The fambly could be saying either "Look! We are developing the land! And now that it's a celebrity home, Kody says it's going to appreciate even more! You were wrong." or "Shut up! If we lose the show because of you, you will lose your house, and this will be you." I assume that Janelle didn't downsize and can't fit two households of belonging in that motorhome. Either she moved all her stuff into more U-Hauls on the land, or just spread it out over the property. I also doubt that she ever considered Savannah in this move. Janelle does what she wants to do, or sits there, refusing to do anything she doesn't want to do, then writes about how she strives.