Grifter Lives

They all walked into the store with face masks. That didn't last long, in one of the germiest places possible.

They don't see each other for months or years at a time. During those interims, Mykul is satisfied just seeing that hosebeest's face behind a fog of cigarette smoke via FaceTime - because she's so much woman. He can't' masturbate. He can't look at other women or be photographed anywhere near them. Mykul must be a complete eunuch.

Angela agreed to tote an egg, but now she's complaining that Mykul wants her to tote a baby. Maybe someone should have a sex ed talk with Sexy MeeMaw of 6. Also as believable: Mykul is nervous about masturbating.

She hasn't been shown working at the nursing home, but her job was basically cleaning up after people, just like it seems to be at home.

From Wet T-Shirt contests, where her stage name was "Big A," short for Big Tits Angela, I assume.

Somewhere last week - maybe on in a bonus scene - Kalani told Kolini that she'd like to have a daughter. She seems not to fear Asuelo's genes.

Only Easter Island-head Mama Asuelo could tell Asuelo that he looks handsome. She probably loves his voice, too.

Natalie showed off her 110-IQ in that last sequence.

I don't blame her, but Natalie runs to Seattle for every and any possible reason.

Only if Doomsday doesn't come first.

"Leaving my home and everything I love for the person I love. . . " Brandon is so deep.

He will take her to a strip club, instead, and throw dollar bills. It's what he does best.

Brandon looks quite feminine in fitted shirts.

The best part of the NonJovi-Yara scenes is that you can see that they all really love each other. NonJovi and Yara are both annoying, but they can't contain their genuine affection for each other and Mylah Vox.

Betty is packing her bags.

Wasn't the poolside fight at the Maryland Comfort Inn? When are we going to see that?

Good thing that the former owners left Andrrrei and Chuck a table/desk for The Family Business field office.

Didn't Angela explain that phone sex with Mykul is his jerking off?

I hope that the goofballs are recommending the sperm donation just to antagonize and torment Angela further.

The new series is a mishmash of the 90-Day Fiancé universe, just set exclusively in the Caribbean. The Americans in the previews were going to propose or in the K-1 process. I worry that TLC is starting to use any new couples in Discovery+ programming, and we'll be forever tortured with TLC's sinking to Mykul's masturbating in front of (un)Sexy MeeMaw, and NonJovi's begging "psycho" mother Yara for sex.

If there's a Darcey & Stacey live thread, I'll be in. Otherwise, I'll be smiling and laughing at all your comments throughout the week.

She suddenly doesn't believe in masturbation. Asuelo is her priest.

It's The Family Business. 4 houses in inventory. Gross $100K each, Net $50K. They're rolling in dough.

Who's watching Blocky-head during this fight? She's probably trying to walk up the stairs now.

It's been 10 minutes since the last fight, so she's behind schedule.