Grifter Lives

Brilliiant! And, as always, hysterical!

Yara was upset when Non Jovi was going to come home a few days after Christmas, but the big holiday for her was Ukrainian Christmas. Maybe she just couldn't wait for the gifts she wanted on December 25th.

Angela has no reason to be on this show, so they're really scraping the bottom. It's amazing that TLC never, ever finds the bottom.

Psychic Tracy is insulted that Mykul doesn't think she's professional. "Don't laugh. It's not funny."

Angela's too busy to exercise, but the school day is Pour wine or high-calorie liquid in plastic wine glass while children run around Yell at children to "get back to the laptops" before snacktime; Call Psychic Tracy and Mykul at a pre-arranged time. She's heinous, and she sucks.

Which smackdown will we get tonight? Tammy-Kolini, or Andrrrei-Charlie?

Gwen was carrying the red Solo to-go cup through the kitchen after they were asked to leave. Yara set the table with them, placing them next to the wine glasses. Yara may be a Byzantine Catholic, which would explain a January 6th Christmas celebration and Jovi's cousins as Mylah's godparents.

There was a brother who had to move out of the parent's Utah house when Kalani and Asuelo arrived. He was living there alone and, I think, he worked for Lo. The brother gave Asuelo and Kalani condoms and made some joke. That exchange prompted Asuelo's declaration, "Condoms are for slut people." I don't think that he's been seen or mentioned since. He wasn't at the infamous birthday party.

She raved about Salad & Go when she stopped there upon her return from the airport a few months back. She could still be consuming a day's worth of calories for just that one $5 salad and fountain drink, based on her earlier report. Too bad the Browns' finite resources must be tied up in Prairie Dog Plague Flats, because they could have franchised a Salad & Go in Flagstaff. Janelle could have lived in a pod or one of the UHauls in the parking lot.

I'm a broken record. Or, Meri is. I thought the whole message was a passive-aggressive attack on her sister-wives. Sol does everything a sister wife is supposed to do, but better. Sol has a better bond with his bonus mother in a shorter period of time than any of the older children of sister wives ever will. Sol receives the infinite and deep loyalty that Meri has always offered that nobody else in the family ever appreciated. "He's my reason. It can't get much better than this." Somewhere, Mosby is weeping.

Tiffany wouldn't want to pursue the visa, because if it's rejection is inevitable, then she'd have to face his demand that she and her children move to South Africa to live with him. If there really is no legal marriage (never registered), Ronald would completely lose Carly, and vice versa. It's incredible that Tiffany and Ronald can actively compete as Worst Possible Person.

You're right. They arrived together in the truck. Then, they fought about the "Oklahoma Situation" (aka Mom Mullet). Natalie didn't stay in the hotel room. She took the truck and went to Juliana's, where she slept. Mike slept alone. The bed behind Mike in the morning-after talking head had all the pillows stacked up on it, but only the bed closest to the camera was unmade.

They didn't show the poolside fight in the preview. Instead, we get Angela's psychic, as if My-kul would divulge his innermost feelings to her.

Uncle Beau or Natalie's friend has to be his stylist. Both wore headbands to big occasions (wedding and dinner). Or, it's the one accessory for the Sequim mullet.

Tiffany just reminded all of us that she's such the martyr, in case we weren't listening to her conversations.

And Tiffany has no smart budget when Ronald is feeding her.

I'm still trying to figure out the net worth. He said that he had 4 houses in the pipeline, with the hopes of grossing $100K and netting $50K. So, Andrrrrei is asking for a significant portion of his annual income, on top of his housing, visa, wedding and family subsidies.

How did they not discuss "Big Blue"? It's like they're used to each other's bad behavior.

He's 2-4 hours from Seattle so if she were going to be released in 30 minutes, he'd still be 1.5-3.5 hours late. He must be even later, because it's night when he's driving back with Natalie.

Mike is using his high voice and Uncle Beau diction.

Strip Clubs in the Strip Malls

The Jovis left in daylight, but when they exited the airport, it was dusk. Now that they're driving, it's bright and sunny again. And nobody has talked about Christmas. Jovi returned a few days after.

Asuelo's mother either had him late in life or is aging really badly.

It's so gross that Kalani and Asuelo call their child, "Farto," and "Fartyboy." That child is already doomed for his entire schooling.

Well, we made it through that scene without any child abductions.