Grifter Lives

I'm so grossed out by Angela and by the idea that Mykul could actually masturbate with that hosebeast cackling an heckling him.

Let's hope that we get Angela and Mykul out of the way early.

Similarly, look at Gwen's competition this season: Swinger Betty (and ranting Ron) Show-Me-the-Money Mama Asuelo Tiffany's mother, who hates Ronald & her own ex-husband Treesh, aka Mama Mullet Kalani's mother

Let's hope that they (and Ron & Betty) don't stay on. This season has been a long slog, made tolerable only by this forum and the live chat. We never got a break from Brandon & Julia and Jovi & Yara, and no break from Angela, Mike & Natalie or Tiffany would be long enough. I care and believe less about all these people each episode. This season has been the same dysfunctional couples and their families, complaining or arguing about the same issues or doing the same activities (car shopping, vacation) week in week out. We need fresh meat, or fish, if you're a vegetarian like Natalie.

This is Romantic Night 2, because Yara's dress is black, not pink.

No. We still have to see Mykul masturbate under Angela's supervision. And, we still wouldn't have sunk to the deepest depths.

I don't see how the math works. He said $100K gross & $50K net profit per house as a goal. He's got to split that with his 4 unemployable spawn. And, Becky seems to get her commission, too. Now Jen is the CFO, even though nobody mentioned it until this week.

There's a rift in the family now. Call a shareholders meeting, vote out Chuck, and end this misery for all of us.

The nanny is such a close friend that she wasn't invited to the party. I don't see Libby's mother either.

Blocky is 2 and has yet to speak, although we already know her entire foul-mouthed vocabulary.

Andrrrei has already gone on to building castles from flipping houses.

They will have to indenture Betty's sister or cousin who called Julia a princess and carried a hairless cat again.

She's getting ready for swinging in the Doomsday Farm hottub.

Betty, get off the counter. You're grossing me out.

Ron's just going to drown his sorrows and anger in hard liquor.

We better not have to suffer with Angela on that, too.

I'm going to see Nicolas Cage in "Pig" this week. He was so beautiful pre-plastic surgery, and he has gotten rave reviews in this movie.

The baby was unexpected, he said. Yet, he didn't even believe Yara when she told him at the curbside henna tattoo place.

Yara has gone light on her make-up this episode.

Jovi does not own a button-down shirt.

Mike is out-flouncing her 2:1.

Scarf by Trish Confederate Flag shotglass Kitty Litter Neti Pot

Natalie's re-gifting doesn't make her the grinch. Mike needs to rewatch Dr. Seuss.

Obviously from her responses, Mike and Trish endlessly rehash the Oklahoma Incident. Their stories are totally aligned and well-developed. They're on the offense.

Mike's voice jumped to a super-high octave as soon as Natalie mentioned his mother.