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Memphis: (weighing options in her head) Prenup? Or costume change? Prenup? Costume change?

Memphis got so carried away with the outfits, she shelved the prenup. 😂

For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad.

Very likely prior drunk driving offenses. You don't get a $10,000 bond on your 1st offense.

And it's easy to see which half!

Oh, Reddit.. you are a treasure trove! I die now. 😂🤣😂

🤣🤣🤣 You wrong for that! But I'munna allow it.

Meanwhile, I guess this was *also* God's plan. <whispering wind> looooooooserrrrrrr

It wassshh God'ssh plan (hic!) https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/comments/terust/ben_was_arrested_for_drunk_driving/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Gino's an absolute fucking idiot. Instead of having the normal instinct of any 2 digit IQ marsupial to tell Jasmine that he'd call his ex & make sure that she'll never ever publish the photos, he tells her, "Oh you can get another job if you get fired." He's more willing to create a contingency plan for her being humiliated by his actions than to actually do something to mitigate the lifelong damage that his assholish actions could potentially do to her. He's just too clueless. She started out the season being too emotionally unstable for him, but in an epic switcheroo, her emotional maturity FAR surpasses his. She should get as far away from him as humanly possible. Ella's story: I really wanted to believe her. But there was something implausible about the way she presented it. She's had a FWB all this time? Or one of her platonic relationships just became a sexual relationship? That would be a major life event for Ella & would've thrown a wrench into her whole Johnny/Dubai idea (because she'd want to pursue the new relationship at home rather than spend thousands to go get laid for 2 weeks in Dubai). Yeah, no. She made that up to try to manipulate Johnny into going to Dubai *because* she's desperate to get laid, not because she just did. But she went about it all wrong. She shoulda told him she was GOING TO sleep with someone else if he didn't meet her in Dubai. Telling him she already did gave him no incentive to travel to meet her. Dummy. I can't honestly tell who's more emotionally manipulative, Kim or Usman. They're both just playing each other. She's like, "Why aren't my expensive gifts buying your love?" and he's like, "I gave you the yammy, why are you still complaining?" She threatens to leave, he feigns disinterest, then texts her to meet him. They're goddamn exhausting. Ximena is transparent AF. And not in a good way. Mike is a sad sack horndog who's past social media has made it really hard to feel sorry for him. I do, however, feel bad for Ximena's kids. The Ben storyline doesn't deserve my attention. I'm insulted by it, TBH. All of the acting is so bad. The storyline is wildly implausible. Exactly who does Ben think is going to translate when he meets with the actors playing Mahogany's parents by himself? His little app? God? I will be forever haunted by Memphis' twitchy lip & eyebrow while she was on the video call with the prenup lawyer. I laughed my ass off, finding out that she expected to be able to railroad Hamza into signing whatever prenup she threw together last minute. She was so totally unprepared for this whole experience. She thought about needing a prenup, so why didn't she take care of that before she even booked her flight? Why not discuss it like an adult with Hamza? Obviously because she thought it would jeopardize her already fragile relationship. And if your relationship can't survive a serious discussion, maybe it's not the relationship to expose your kids to. I'm not a parent, but that just seems like common sense. Lastly, just once more, with feeling: fuuuuhhhuuuuuuuuck Gino.

🎶 This is a story all about how Kim's world got flipped, turned upside down 🎶

A reference only Ben (and we, the ladies of Boob Shaped Boobs) gets.

It isn't. LOL! It's the name of the character in my avatar pic, which is from a Kids in the Hall sketch. I personally like the name Frances. You can be Francie or Frankie or Franc, if you're feelin' emo. ________________________________ Memphy, nooooo. Why you dress like Fruit Brute?

Further Fuckery: Ben and Mahogany having those bizarre hybrid Spanish-English conversations, where he'll literally be speaking rapidly in English about complex issues (like going to therapy) then all of a sudden pull out the translation app and need to use it to translate incredibly basic words. Meanwhile, she's figured out how she can get him to stop talking about her lies to him: get him going on with his religious blather. She uses it to change the subject and steer conversations away from topics like, "When I met your parents at what was clearly not your apartment, why did it seem so much like it was your first time meeting them, too?" She's learned to distract him by just saying, "So.. Jesus, right?"

Ben: "None of my interactions with Mahogany have matched up to what she told me, and I'm pretty sure her apartment was fake. Also, she lied about her age & it turns out she's the same age as my daughter. I don't know what to do.. so I'm going to take her on a road trip." Anyone else notice that Mahogany was reacting to the translation app after it translated Spanish to English? Hamza's proposal made me smile. Then it made me sad because it was to that manipulative harpy who talks to him like she Tarzan and he Jane. Okay, yes. Ximena is mean, classless, a user and evidently the town pump. But Mike knew that she stopped working so that he could support her and her entire family. He allowed himself to be used. Wow, does Jasmine's mom have a flat-affect! Even while she was looking at old photos of Jasmine and talking about her love for her daughter, not a smile. Not an eye twinkle. Nothing. Nunca. I'm starting to understand the origin of Jasmine's histrionics. She didn't want to be like her mother, so she went polar opposite. Kim's freakout doesn't make sense, yo. That was some WTFuckery from TLC's plot tinkerers. My Bullshit-O-Meter has been sputtering and sparking all season. Tonight, it caught fire and blew up.

It's probably the loan shark.

Never before in 90DF history has the production's fuckery been more obvious. It's getting kind of insulting. Jasmine, a woman who loses her very shit over normal, polite interactions Gino has with a waitress is suddenly able to forgive Gino, who never really sufficiently apologized for his defense of his sleazy, immature conduct? She, who couldn't be pleased by the paltry gift of a toothbrush can now be charmed by the keeping of a fingernail? Because Gino is just so damned irresistible? Come. On. Ben & Mahogany? Fuckery! Him with his "MUA" and her with her perfect English are from Central Casting. Gimme a break, TLC. Trying to make it seem like Ben isn't in on it is just not plausible. Unless we're to believe that Ben is so genuinely stupid & reckless that he's incompetent and needs a guardian. Moving on to Kim, how is she just now finding out Zara is a real person? She watched the video for the song 'Zara' get made. The lyrics are just like the BGL song. Does Kim not know how to put 2 & 2 together? She didn't get mad at him for LYING to her, she said he "kept a secret." So did she never even ask who Zara is? That's really more on Kim. But I'm dying of cringe when she tries affecting ethnicity she's not, yo. Ximena was only ever about Mike's money. She's a scammer. Why is she up Mike's ass for boob-surgery money? I thought she'd already borrowed the money from a loan shark. She can't even keep her story straight. She's gross.

I've done a real 180° with Alina & it has nothing to do with her recent ousting from the show. I liked her so much at first, but now I'm finding her to be overly assertive, then pouty and punitive when those tactics don't work. I fully support her in wanting to know what deal with the relationship is, but telling Caleb that there's a time limit on when he can decide if he wants exclusivity was a near fatal, if not fatal error. I have to give props to Caleb for having been as honest as he was about his reasons for hesitating about being in an exclusive relationship with her. Most guys (in my experience) would not have been as honest. He said it himself. He's not sure he wants a lifetime of being someone's aid. He didn't put that off on her, he put it on himself. Most guys would have given some bullshit excuse about the distance or whatever but Caleb was honest and said "not sure I want that life for myself." I kept waiting for Caleb to be this giant pretentious douchecanoe, and he never really was. I saw worse behavior from Alina and Elijah. And I got real tired of her pulling the pouty puppy dog eyes. Jasmine may be batcrap bonkers, but her reaction to Gino's abhorrent behavior is spot-on. Not over the top at all, as would have been expected of her. She made a lot of great points and really scathing comments. Snatching his hat off his head was classic. "There! That's nude." And then saying she wouldn't bother sending his dick pics to her ex because "it's nothing to brag about, it's so tiny." Hilarious that in the extended scene, he immediately went into his bag and got another hat. His emergency backup hat. His "In Case of Jasmine, Break Glass to Access Hat" hat. Y'gotta hand it to Memphis. She's not even known Hamza in person for a week but she's already irritating TF out of him & making him question whether he wants a lifetime of that same irritation. Her prenup idea is funny; if she brings him to the US on a spousal visa, he's her financial responsibility for something like 10 years. No prenup is going to override the government's rules & requirements. Hamza will cost her money. But she'll likely cost him so much more. Boobies aren't so rare or special that they're worth sacrificing his home, friends and family for. Especially boobies that attached to that rude, crude, cookie-monster-speaking mouth of hers. What can be said about dopey doofus Ben that hasn't already been said? WTF was that weird-ass story about the runaway train? I'm trying to imagine the Nigerian scammer who's pretending to be Peruvian Mahogany reading that text and being utterly baffled. A runaway train is dangerous and ends in an inevitable train wreck. What an hilarious metaphor for him to have chosen unironically. He's a runaway train, coming off the rails and now he's coming... to...get... her. If Mahogany was a real girl, she'd be rightfully terrified of this bug-eyed loon who won't take no for an answer.

That's right! The gurlz don't care. They were probably relieved that the charade was finally over. But then Dinyell draaaaaaaaagged it out for years longer.

That's it. I was just toying with the idea before, but now I think it has to become manifest. Hear me out: An all over-50 podcast discussion of 90DF. We could call it Boob Shaped Boobs. Who's in?

Aaaaand now I'm dead. 🤣

Shout out to all us "oldies" who watch and enjoy the crap outta this utter trash TV!!

For me, it's her teeth. Her long yellow overbite with what looks like black stains in some areas. She keeps saying "Not bad for 50, right?" and I keep thinking, "I'm 53 and I'd be horrified if I looked like that." Granted, I'm no super model, but my teeth are still white and my boobs are still boob-shaped... and I don't go around soliciting compliments for it. I can't begin to even imagine how I'd go about doing that with men half my age. "Hey, you know those firm, pert, 25 year old breasts you're used to seeing in the bedroom? Well, check out these reasonable facsimiles, Mister! Not bad for 53, right?" Oy vey iz mir.

I normally don't like to bag on women's appearances, but since Kimberly is so fixated on bedding Usman and we saw her in what she considers to be her sexiest pink lingerie with little red hearts, drinking champagne after slathering herself with the array of cheap lotions and perfumes we saw (cliché AF, what is she,14?), I can't help but mention how physically unappealing she is. The yellow horse teeth. The excess weight. Her annoying, put-on little girl voice. And when Usman pulled back her robe... was I the only one who noticed her weird-shaped boob? Of course he doesn't want her! Why does she need him to tell her that? It's obvious in every conceivable way.

Guilt trip/victim complex. It's what older women seem to do when they're out of options. I once had to evict a psycho 55 year old lady from my flat and she brought her grown-ass adult son to court with her and claimed I was going to cause her child (who never lived with me) to be homeless. It's a desperate move that psychos pull. Darcey Silva does it too. "How could you do this to my daughters?" Um, you're the one being rejected here. Your kids don't really care, they have their own lives & are probably mortified that their mom is chasing after guys young enough to be their sons.