FrancescaFiore

Because that’s where the cameras were? Because that's where the gravy train was.

I really want the app to start heaving heavy sighs before it translates. The eye rolls are clearly implied.

Gino managed to accomplish the impossible: he made himself not good enough for bottom-of-the-barrel, oh-my-dog-RUN-FOR-YOUR-LIFE-SHE'S-CRAZY Jasmine. If he was trying to spite his ex by sending her naked pics of Jasmine, as if to say, "I don't need you, look at the upgrade I bought," like it looks like he was, Gino is beneath reproach. He's also far too immature to be in a relationship.

Ben can't pray away his dumbassery. Watching him think there's only 3% chance that Mahogany isn't real was just painful. Ximena seems to fancy herself a better catch than she is. Lady, you're 24, have 2 kids by 2 different dangerous, violent felons & you live off of a guy with ADHD's money. Maybe dial back the self-righteous judgments of Mike's flaws. Elijah really makes himself difficult to like. Caleb not only took having been lied to really well, but he helped Elijah with his bags & gave him a hug. Take your own advice, Eli. Don't be a dick. Oh, too late. Usman is a manipulative jerk. I mean, sure, Kim is the willing horse(face) being led by the promise of the carrot, (or rather, the yam) but Usman is playing her. Kim is also manipulative AF. When she laments he won't fuck her "after everything I've done for him," she means "after everything I bought for him." Can't buy you love, Kimba.

That was a different situation. That was his opportunity to get on American TV on top of get that visa. He was naive and didn't realize he didn't have to actually give up the yam-yam to get the benefits. That was before he figured out that dumb horny American women would still jump through hoops to be with him - even agreeing to being one of multiple wives Iike Kim did. Sojaboy got savvy to the scampportunity.

This is an hilarious way of phrasing that Usman isn't interested in Kim for what she can do for him sexually, he's only interested in what she can do for his career. The visa, the career management, the expensive perks. Turns out Kim's "personal Michael Jackson" isn't interested in sex with her and never was. He just wants a friend with financial benefits. What did he think was going to happen when she traveled all the way to Nigeria? That she'd be okay with the bait & switch? She's no better, expecting her expensive gifts and fawning attention to buy his love. If she was living in reality, she'd never have fallen for the premise that he could possibly have a romantic interest in her. If Zara had been the one who came to see Usman, I've zero doubt Usman would've wanted to have sex with her. Kim, he's just not into you.

Well, looks like Alina's past caught up with her & TLC has given her the ax for her multiple racial slurs against Black and Eastern Indian people. I'm super disappointed in her. I know she was "only trying to be funny," but making someone else the butt of the joke isn't funny, it's just dickish. Especially when it's based on their appearance or their culture. Shame on Alina. And shame on TLC for not vetting her. After the whole Duggar debacle, you'd think these producers would learn to look into these people's backgrounds before putting them on TV, but nope. It's like these people are all Williamses & Mahoganys but TLC just never figures out they're being crapfished.

I thought Johnny's hazmat suit was him being over-the-top over-cautious, or even covid paranoid, but I've since been schooled. Seems it's quite the norm for Chinese travelers to walk around airports fully hazmat-suited. I had no idea! It strikes me as super counterintuitive to let people wear those if you're trying to quell public hysteria, but what do I know? I'm just some idiot who watches garbage TV so I can make fun of it for strangers online.

How do you suppose that excuse would work for Gino if his friends got him a stripper, then showed Jasmine video of that stripper grinding her ass all over Gino's lap? And remember, Gino couldn't even tip a waitress without Jasmine thinking he "has something with her." Jasmine could have said no when the stripper arrived. She's clearly able to assert herself with no hesitation with Gino, so why would she suddenly become a shrinking violet in the presence of a stripper & her friends? She obviously wanted that stripper & enjoyed it. Her apology to Gino about it was 100% insincere. What's gonna happen when she does it again? Because she's gonna do it again. Say, at her bachelorette party.

I present you... GypsyMike. The resemblance is uncanny.

He knows about the posts & says he doesn't believe "in her heart" that she's racist.

Kimberly: and there it is, her icky fetish. "You know you're my personal Michael Jackson." Ew ew ew ew. She deserves to get scammed by that Nigerian prince. Jasmine would have lost her cotton-pickin' mind if Gino had gone anywhere near a stripper. She freaked out when he tipped the waitress. Memphis is all, "You immature because you young." Okay then bish, what's your excuse?

Mike: You knew I desperately wanted children of my own. Why didn't you tell me you can't have more kids? Ximena: What about my kids? I got knocked up by a hit man & a drug dealer. You wanna piss them off? I don't think you do. My hit man ex has been quiet for 2 years, but I know how to contact him if I'm mad at someone. And I've already made you my mark, soooo.. looks like you're well and screwed, doesn't it? Mike: At least I'm getting laid.

It's God's will for me to laugh at that self righteous derpmeister and relentlessly mock his endless gullibility.

I dunno.. it's not so much the age difference, it's the lie. This is the second lie Hamza got caught in. Imagine you've gone all the way to Tunisia only to find that your 28 year old fiance who you expected to be able to share a bed with is really 26 and his mommy said no bed sharing. I'd want to know what else was bullshit too. I don't like Memphis or how she conducts herself, but I couldn't really fault her on this one. Hamza is a liar and his family seems to think it's cute. Not cool.

I have a hard time believing Jasmine is for real, she's so over-the-top bonkers. She's pranking 90DF, right? She's a famous Panamanian comedian & she's just having a laugh at Gino's expense, right? Please tell me this level of loony doesn't really exist in the wild, just on TV. Caleb gets a lot of hate, but I'm still liking the chemistry between he & Alina (her horribly executed Instagram joke notwithstanding). The two of them are the most natural together of all the couples. Unlike Cookie Monster Memphis. "Me poop coooooookie?" Ben the former religious cult dude. Aw, poor guy. Preprogrammed to be gullible. At least he gets a trip to Peru out of it.

Found on Instagram. Died laughing.

I LOVED Sniglets!

Someone on Reddit said this and I have to agree: it made me happy to see that even in other countries, people point out cows and moo at them. 🤣🐄❤

Okay, so I'm glad Alina finally got some but the media is acting like it was "too much." I just read an article talking about how the lights needed to go off sooner. Why? Because she's little? WTF? My only complaint is in the preview for next week. "I rode his disco stick?" Alina, come on. If you're adult enough to have the sex, you're adult enough to talk about it like one. Oh, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. RUN. Those waterfalls sure were pretty, though. And Ximena's kids are adorbs. But no. No Bueno. No Mas. Vamos. Gino, same. Jasmine is unbalanced. Although she was right about the Christmas gift. Of course, hers to him weren't really much better. Those t shirts were the equivalent of a shock dog collar. The pillow was basically her pissing on his bed to mark her territory. Also, while I've never had a stylist burn my hair, and I don't know how I would react, I'm 100% sure it wouldn't be physical assault. Vamos, Gino, vamos. Memphis is a mess. Why does she talk to Hamza like she's the horny Cookie Monster? "Why you come fast? Me no like. Coooooookie?" At least Mike had the presence of mind to use a translation app. Memphis is just using her boobs & hoo-ha. And that don't translate into much. Ella sweetie, losing 10 lbs is a spit in the ocean. I know because when I was super heavy, I dropped 20lbs and it was barely noticeable. And Johnny, your adorable lil herbs are no match for our mighty American trans fats. Y'all doomed. Even yo mama knows it. Next week, a bonus embedded episode of Catfish, sans Nev!

How absolute DARE! 🤣 That's Nandor you're talking about! And judging by Memphis' comments about how fast Hamza came, he could hardly be mistaken for Relentless!

I believe she said they're all staying with her "temporarily." She just brought Mike to her place, the place he's been funding. The place her whole family has been suckling off of.

I kind of get Caleb wanting to defend Alina. He seems to view Elijah's chivalry with her as treating her like an invalid. I didn't. Pouring her a glass of water before pouring one for himself would've been the gentlemanly thing to do, American or not. Elijah calling it out wasn't particularly cool, but I suspect that after a day with Caleb, he'd seen enough and was already convinced this guy was a clown. Nevertheless, Alina was still into him and being overtly rude just spoiled & made HER experience more difficult. I'm surprised she wasn't horrified by the backpack, TBH. You'd think he would of at least have asked her before investing in a Baby Bjorn backpack for her to sit in on his back. I wonder how she'll feel about it in retrospect. Say, at the Tell-All.

Ella takes atrocious care of her wigs. Invest in some damn wig stands, ya weirdo! And y'know, brush 'em once in a while. Sheesh! Memphis & Mike are equally clueless. Gino. TMI. Eeeew. Caleb is being mind-gamey. It's understandable not wanting to fuck right off the bat after a long flight & meeting for the first time, but no kiss? Then, the weird attitude toward Elijah. "You look stunning?" The fuck was that? Alina is so beautiful and straightforward, she deserves better than Caleb's douchey chakras and tumbleweed necklace nonsense. Again, I swear there was supposed to be a catfish story this season.

Yeah, I didn't see BGL bringing him no high end electronics! All she brought was her dusty, old (I'm not being ageist; I'm the same age as Lisa) muff. And her husky Marlboro man voice.