FrancescaFiore

Ohhhh.. the Mike/Ximena poopstravaganza looks like it really pops off next week.

Wait, wait, wait... They all seemed to have seen the season. How have they not seen the last episode that we just saw? How is the Zara call a surprise to Kim?

Oh. My. Dog. She's always looked like Herman Munster. 🤣😂🤣

Why TF is Kim up Ella's butt about cheating? Ella did no such thing. Kim should maybe be holding Usman accountable for his betrayal of their relationship. He won't kiss her in public but he'll publicly tell Zara he's in love with her.

Right??

That was so much more than I ever wanted or needed to know about Gino's masturbatory habits, Jasmine's dick-hunger or any of that. And now I've got to go scrub my brain with bleach so I can un-know all of it.

Oh this Tell-All is gonna be a shit show.

Oh that's generous. It only took me 2 episodes to hate Memphis, so let's who breaks her record & makes me hate them straight out the gate.

Ben in his sad hat at the airport saying that he "deserves the same energy that he gives out," knowing what we know now, is some *chef's kiss* foreshadowing.

Ben: I'm willing to have a life with (Mahogany) Mahogany: I'm not even willing to have a conversation with that creepy stranger/stalker dude Ben

Really? His fish/loaves gag used to kill!

Hayet's kitty clothes are killin' me. Last week with the full-on Hello Kitty ensemble, this week the kitty on her shirt. Some things are just universal, I guess. I feel really bad for Hamza. He didn't deserve any of this.

Ximena's mom is really sad to see the gravy train pulling out of the station.

So can getting caught drunk driving, dodging your court date, grooming too-young women, losing your job and being exposed as the ubercreep you truly are. Tiny violin for Ben. 🎻

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2022/03/ben-rathbun-fired-following-arrest-i-didnt-drink-and-drive-i-was/ Sure, sure, sure. Homeless people he was "helping" offered him a cup of wine, which they'd spiked with drugs, because you know how homeless drug addicts looooove giving away their drugs for a laugh. <whispering wind> Loooooooooooserrrr

The writing on the Mahogs/Ben telenovella is utter crap! "God put you in my heart, you immature, deceitful, too-young-for-me liar. Take this teddy bear. You have some explaining to do, missy. Kiss me!"

Boring episode. Nobody got slapped. The other channel I was switching back-and-forth between last night between 5pm - 8pm had people getting slapped. 🤣 We can do basic math. We know Memphis a ho who did Hamza dirty. Jasmine/Gino - 🥱 Usman & Kim - 🥱 Mike, Mike, Mike. I had a whole exchange on reddit yesterday with somebody who professed to be Mike. I was actually directed to him by other users who told me that it was him. He was calling literally everybody and their mothers whores. He was irrational and just full of piss & vinegar. I tried talking to him like a rational person, but he couldn't engage on that level. Very immature. If it was reallly him, he's really making all of this public humiliation so much worse for himself by going all bonkers on social media. He tried telling me he doesn't give a shit what I think about him or what anybody else does. I told him he clearly does care because he wouldn't be on social media trying to control the narrative if he didn't. It was at that time he blocked me. Hoo boy. The Tell-All oughta be fun.

It would have been hysterical if Ben had started preaching to Mahogs about how god wants them to be together, yadda yadda yadda... and she reached over and grabbed the bead of his dipshitty hat string and just zipped it up to his throat real fast to shut him up, then walked away.

A donkey with a limp, yeah. And one droopy eye.

I'm now convinced that Ben goes drunk-shopping, too. Because how TF else can this precious lil ensemble be explained?

There's a bunch of super hateful-toward-Mike posts in the 90 Day Fiance Uncensored sub. Pick any one of those, but comment at your own risk. The majority of people in those subs don't watch the show to mock it, like we do. They take it very very seriously. It's some next level bonkers over there. What was going on with mama’s tongue? Was flicking in and out nonstop like a lizard Did you miss the addict part of "addict mom?" That's the answer. 🤣

Wait til Badmus finds out that, while nobody caught Kim throwing her drink on Usman with their phone, TLC's cameras caught it from 3 different angles and are airing the episode in hi-def in no fewer than 70 countries. What a circus clown. WTF with Mahogany selectively switching from Spanish to English mid sentence? Has she not been communicating with Ben in English this whole time? And she's worried about his maturity level? She, who left him at the airport because her parents told her to? She who filtered her photos so heavily, she's unrecognizable IRL? Really? This whole storyline is such bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. TLC is just calling us stupid right to our faces now. Memphis literally sold out her savings & her kids for 3 outfits & a spa day. Can't say I'm surprised. That hotel stay reeeeaaaallly helped steel her resolve. 😂🤣 Even her addict mom was like, "Memphis, you actin' like a bad neighborhood in Detroit." Jasmine seems weirdly clear-eyed about her toxic relationship with the freakshow that is Gino. She inexplicably loves him despite all things that make all of us find him repulsive. Go figure. She actually sees him for the loser he is and loves him anyway. It's kinda sweet, in a stomach-churning way. Mazel tov if they can make it work. That Mike/Ximena breakup scene was intense. She's really just such a snatch. He's no prize either. The two of them probably should have kept their gross little arrangement off 90DF. The Reddit subs are aflame with debate about sex workers and whether Mike purchased a "GFE" from Ximena. It's all so unseemly since there are little kids involved. TLC just doesn't vet these people, like, at all.

And the ashes of Ximena's fallopian tubes.

Next week, on 90DF: Ben, ignoring all social cues, and in defiance of all boundaries, goes in for the creepiest of kisses. I think we're witnessing the traumatic events he drinks and drives to forget about.

It's almost like Ben predicted that end would be bitter!