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Yeah, and why does everything in Jibiri's life happen in 3 month increments?

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That looks like hard liquor, not a glass of wine, Yve. On the other hand, Mohammed is a high-pitched villain. Emily continues to be an asshole. Meanwhile, airhead Ari thinks that 2-4 hours is "half of the day." She went after the female sparring partner Bini was sparring with as if her skinny, unemployed baby daddy is some sought-after prize. Ari's insecurity and simultaneous superior attitude make it damn near impossible to even fathom the depth of her shittiness. At this point, it appears bottomless. Hey, nice herp John. Without his hat, dude looks like he's been on chemo. John should be as diligent about never being seen sans hat as Gino.

Yes Emily, Kobe is going to keep telling you to shut the fuck up. Primarily because you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. In fact, the best way to make sure Kobe *doesn't* tell her to STFU again would be for her to juuuuuussst shut the fucking fuck up.

I. Despise. Emily. I can't quite articulate why, but she really irritates me. Actually SHE can't articulate and that's part of why I just hate her SO much. Ari is really starting to seem mentally ill. Her eyes seem vacant, her moods are all over the place, her affect is consistently flat. Maybe it's all the botox & fillers, but her face just seems weirdly still. And ohhh maaaaan, I really can't stand Ari's Connecticunt sister. Yves' squad are dumb, dumb ladies. I don't even like Mohammed, but they were obviously trying to push his buttons so they could get him mad then ridicule him for reacting to their provocation. Kara is inconsiderate. She's had an easy life and it shows. She's got no concept of humility yet. She expects everything to go her way because everything always has. Let's see if her luck holds.. Her ex was hilarious, all tryin'a put on a rapper persona. What a clown. On the other hand, it almost seems like he was waiting for the reunion to tell her that her betrayal of his trust affected him profoundly. But it was so insignificant to her that she didn't even remember crushing that guy. She just happily moved along and never looked back at the carnage her blithe thoughtlessness leaves it its wake. Jibri and Meh-ona.. we get it. She hates South Dakota and wants to leave asap. He's so busted, he'd need a loan to qualify as bankrupt. Unless he robs a bank, the only ticket out of SD for her is shakin' her Serbian moneymaker on OnlyFans.

Kara should get together with Patrick's brother so they can just be lushy lushes together. Is it my imagination, or does it seem like being Black & Muslim is the only thing Bilal & Shae have in common? She's lighthearted and playful, he's a sourpuss pretending to be the mature one while acting like a spoiled child. He put her through REAL psychological distress "as a prank," (I'm still not seeing how that was a prank, rather than a test) but throws a full hissyfit because she bapped him lightly on his head for saying something stupid to her? Fuck. That. Noise. I hope she leaves him one day. He is just an ass.

Bilal acts like he's so high & mighty, but I can't help noticing that he's put himself on one of the trashiest reality shows on THE trashiest network. If he was so financially successful, why did he feel the need to apply to be on this show? None of his affectations match his reality. He really shouldn't be issuing lessons or lectures to anyone besides himself. Clean your own house before criticizing how other people keep their's. Between Kara & Guillermo, he's the only one who seems like a mature adult. She's got a drinking problem and she's pretending it's just part of her personality. Ari is such a psycho! She totally ruined a nice day with Bini by being an unnecessary dick. ("An Unnecessary Dick" is now in the running for the title to my autobiography/memoir. 🤣) She's not supporting them, her parents are. She's been ungrateful and kvetchy about the apartment her mom rented for them being too pricey. She's acting like she has all this knowledge and experience, but ask her to get a job and support herself, and she freaks out & tries blaming Bini for not being able to work yet. She's impossible to please. Leandro dodged a bullet.

Ari is an asshole. Okay, that's not news. But this particular fight was wholly unnecessary. She's carrying the whole family? Um, no. Her parents are. Bini is the only one who showed her parents any gratitude! She was busy bitching about her mom renting them a 2 bedroom! She's just a fucking evil gaslighter. All Bini said was he could see them living in Manhattan.

I feel like Bilal is going to snap & demand that Shae walk across 3 burroughs to fetch him some Junior's cheesecake.

Has anyone asked/answered what the round white sticker on the back of Mohammed's neck is? Is it a vaccine shot bandaid? On the back of his neck, though?

I have so many questions for Yve & Mohammed. Did they not discuss Mohammad being a father figure to her son? But he doesn't want to spend time looking after the son & was already calling himself a babysitter before he's ever even spent one minute watching the son. He's undoubtedly in the US on Yve's dime, is getting free room and board, but can't be bothered to help her out? And she thinks her childlike lover came to the US & is qualified to be her son's caretaker? What about the religious differences? Is Yve expected to convert to Islam? Or is Mohammed expected to assimilate to Yve's way of life? As a woman she's not allowed to be alone with a man who isn't her husband. So that means she's not allowed to be alone with Mohammed... or her ex husband? Did Mohammad expect America to assimilate to his way of life, as opposed to vice versa? It just seems so poorly thought out. Also, Yve seems like kind of an idiot. Emily is a straight up baby-hog. So she brings Kobe all the way here from Cameroon so that he can meet his son and then stay in another room? He's only allowed in her bed when she summons him for sex, but then has to go sleep alone? She's bossy in the worst way. Yes, OF COURSE the baby's regular routine is disrupted by the introduction of his father into his daily life. The solution is to create a new routine that includes daddy, not kick daddy out of the room to maintain a one-parent-only routine. Kobe seems far too reasonable and kind to be with Emily - or to be on this garbage-show. Same goes for Shae. She's far too rational, smart, reasonable and beautiful to be part of Bilal's OR TLC's shitshow. Girl, you in danger. Run back to T & T. Bilal's $ ain't worth all his bullshit. Where's HIS gratitude for HER? I want to roll up his "B Grateful" shirt and cram it down his throat. He's a dick. Ari and Bini... whiny ingrates. Ari's parents: enablers of whiny ingratitude. I already know where Patrick & Thais' story is headed and I'm pre-cringing. John is a weapons-grade asshole and he's going to make his brother choose between him and his girl. And sadly, I bet Patrick gets manipulated into choosing his asshole brother.

Patrick's brother John is a dead ringer for Bill Burr!! I can't look at him/hear him talk and not immediately think of Bill Burr. Also, the relationship between Patrick & Thais is sooo doomed because of John. John is going to be a major issue between them. Jibri & Miona bitching about having to make dinner and calling it "being treated like kids" is exactly how kids would respond to simply being asked to contribute to the shared chores of a functional household. Jbiri is so afraid of his parents upsetting Miona, he's missing the bigger picture, that HE'S the one screwing up the relationship. He should've gotten back on his feet financially before bringing her to the US. This relationship will die a death by a thousand cuts, all of them South Dakota related. Kara is going to mommy Guillermo right into a younger woman's bed if she doesn't back off. Also, laptops aren't $1000. I guess Emily got her thexy-time before letting Kobe meet his son. Kobe crying when he met Koban. Oh my heart. He seems like such a good dude. Thanking Emily's parents for everything they've done in his absence was the classiest thing I've ever seen happen on this show. And he's right; it's time to wean the baby off the tit. Not for HIM, but for the baby. And bitch, let him touch his son's lil feeties. You've gotten to touch your son for 2 years, quit being so possessive. I really don't like her. Bini and Ari, still boring. Not even Bini's bitchy, unreasonable sisters make that storyline less of a snorefest. I'm quietly thankful that there was no forced-laugh-Yve or her insufferable squad this week.

So has Yve unloaded her special needs son on her ex for 3 months so she can play mommy to Mohammed?

I really think that the whole scene where Bini's sister throws wine into Ari's face was staged. There was no reason for wine to be thrown. And as much as I enjoyed watching that insufferable harpy get doused, it was likely only because the producers recognize how excruciatingly dull Bini & Ari's storyline is and needed to spice it up. I'm going to start recording these these episodes and watch them later so that I can fast forward through certain couples. Specifically this one. The same way I fast forward through all of the Stephanie and big pred portions of Single Life. Emily is doomed. When you have to talk your dude into having sex with you after he hasn't seen you for 2 years, there's a problem. Bilal continues to be douchey and prove he's not good enough for his fiancée. She should feign a pregnancy and see how funny he finds that. Then she can say, "Oh babe, I was only testing you. I want to know you're with me for the right reasons." See how well that goes over. I don't know who is more irritating, Yve or Ari. I may need to FFW through the Yve segments too. That awful nervous laugh of hers is so grating. Plus, as I mentioned in the Live Chat, Mohammed pinged my gaydar. My entire room was mysteriously filled with the unmistakable scent of too much Drakkar Noir every time he was on screen. Plus, it couldn't be more obvious that he wants a mommy, not a wife. She should tell her "squad" friend who asked whether he plays with her nipples, that he does, but only because he's trying to get milk out of them.

And she seems to be a reasonable, rational, smart woman. She can do much better. She doesn't belong on this show.

What a dumb thing for me to have written. Like there's any other kind of Steven flashbacks.

Bilal: all I can say is the dick better be better than just good. Otherwise, there's no reason to put up with his fakakta nonsense.

Yve's forced nervous laugh is giving me bad Steven flashbacks.

Ari is still as insufferable as always. Why does Bini love her? Or does he only want access to his son?

Mohammed is pinging my gaydar.

I wasn't entirely certain last week, but this week I am. I hate Yve.

Yve.. literally?

Funny, I was thinking they looked like a table full of discount Darceys.

How does Eve have time for all of this squad and traveling and deflowering 25 year old Egyptian guys while her son has kidney disease? Is she just dumping him off at her ex's when she travels? Isn't Mohammed gonna want children? Does he not realize that Eve's current child is going to need care for the rest of his life?

These are women in their 40s having a giggly, graphic conversation about sex in a restaurant. I am mortified for them.