FrancescaFiore

It just hit me why I bristle so much at Brandon. He's like a baby Mike Pence. That performative "I'm very serious & sincere" furrowed brow & the self-affirming nod at the end of sentences when what he's actually saying is a load of crap. I don't disagree with Julia about Betty's motives for wanting to have a 2nd wedding, though.

Trish, one second after pulling up at the butcher shop: "Okaaaay, kiiiids, let's go kiiiiiids, we haven't got all daaaaayyy, kiiiiiiids." Me, to the TV: Eat a big, bloody, butchershop bag of diiiiiiiicks, Triiiiiish.

I've recently learned that gross Colt has an Only Fans and there simply isn't a big enough barf bag. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Who would want to subscribe to that? A masochist? A bulimic needing to puke? Why????

Emu & Doug pay my bills, so as much as I loathe the jingle, I sing along because nobody, company-wide, got laid-off due to Covid. Emu & Doug saved my bacon for the last year +. I love my employer so damn much.

((shudder)) I don't know for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if she does.

Cameo, probably. TLC doesn't pay participants in this show particularly well, which is why you see so many of them try to piggyback on the publicity by hawking tea that makes you blow out your colon or starting OnlyFans pages. In other words, prostitution of their very souls is how they make that face-lift money. Still want in? I'll take a hard pass, myself.

Oh sweet Jebub, it's Mike!

Tiffany's father is a handsome man.

"As happy as she can throw us" is not an expression I've ever heard. Is it a Midwestern thing, or is Mike just a fucking idiot?

Why is Libby in a cocktail dress for her interviews?

From the look of things, Melanie. I REALLY didn't get that impression. If Melanie wants Brandon, but has been with her boyfriend for 7 years, she's certainly playing a slow-ass game of "make Brandon jealous."

Julia is acting like a crazy person. Who in their right mind is going to want Brandon?

Enjoy that lifetime of sponsorship, Angela!

Low: "Donald Trump, man." No kidding.

Jen's idea to sneak in a nanny is as wonky as her right eye. Shut up, dimestore Wet Nurse Ivanka.

What's up with Jen's eye?

I had no idea that she was an aspiring actress until the preview for tomorrow's episode aired last night! I suddenly see her in a very different light. Now I do wonder if she's just an opportunist. It would be different if she'd studied journalism and wanted to be in broadcast news, but it appears that what Natalie aspires to is being "attractive" on camera & nothing more.

Gomer said that laughingly, as if he thought she was too prissy because she couldn't handle having heavy logs thrown at her. Calling her "blondie" was just his way of demeaning her.

And why are these summer-teeth Gomers almost invariably making derisive snarky comments about the only person not being an asshole in that scene?

Apropos of nothing, I just rented to a new tenant whose accent I recognized as Columbian because I watch this show.

I feel like the producers invited Luis specifically to create drama because there wasn't enough drama around Molly's story line. It's entirely possible that Molly wanted to keep tabs on Luis so that when he did get married to someone else, she was off the hook as his visa sponsor.

Liz at the Yell-All: Literally everything Ed did was wrong, from rushing the relationship, to the photos of my daughter & I that he put up, to throwing me out every time we argued & then going to Vegas to cavort with skanky fans. And I miss it so much & can't wait to get me some more.

The most major surgery she had was the breast reduction and that is almost always always done outpatient. At least my breast reduction was. My surgeon told me that breast reduction is considered the "mother of all surgeries" in terms of length of recovery time. It was definitely a long, gruesome process. I can almost guarantee that Ang will have prolonged wound separation due to not following the protocols. And that shit is all kinds of gory & no joke.

Fuckin' Trish, setting women all the way back to the 1950s, when the most fulfilling existence we could hope for was having a breadwinner husband to cook for & clean up after. 🙄🤮

Yeah, the sound editors are vicious with their shade. Remember how Colt was accompanied by clownish music & Big Ed's music was something like Baby Elephant Walk? Just brutal. And hilarious.