ZaldamoWilder

Lol. Okay. Is it in Phoebe and Rachel's?

I don't want to take anything away from your post, I just wanted to say how much I love this sentence.

Terrence looks like a Pimp named Slickback in every thing I've ever seen him in but God help me, I can't not look at him. I laughed at Lucious, they just don't make em like that anymore. Who's got the over/under on how long it take Fox to get Pam Grier to show up?

seconded! Lawd if we get it we finna run that damn thread outta pages. Lol! Let the church say amen.

The horse is on life support, I promise. Thank you for articulating why this was not a show of her sincere feelings but real shade. It takes more effort, more words and more tone to lightweight hand wave and say oh we've met before than it does to issue an expressionless "dry hi" and resume your conversation. Wanna dismiss a bish? Fine, give her a bruh-nod or say nothing at all. But she needs to talk to her girl Phaedra about pulling off cool, aloof and indifferent looking, she's not a good enough actress to do that unassisted. Sad because even though I never really liked Nene, she was more fun and easy going. That self important thing just isn't a good look on anybody but especially not when it's unjustified. I guffawed. out loud. in a meeting.

In the boys' apartment? eta: Um, i'm gonna need ya'll to visit more regularly please. see, the way monica feels about being tidy? = how Zaldamo feels about trivia. I mean if you're an e.r. doc don't put down a scalpel or anything, but come back. lol. mkaythanksbye.

Church. and Crux. All relative. Phae's definition of going for him is what Idris looks like, period. The rest was secondary. Your girlfriends, dare I say, most women, chose with their minds. She chose with her eyes and I really need to believe that was intentional because I refuse to accept that non-chickenheads do something like this on purpose.

ub40 {{heartclutch}} girl nobody is nothing. please don't ever say that in your head or out loud again. and please don't stop talking. the longer I'm here (these boards) and the more of you I talk to, the more I find we have in common. you'd be surprised by the people with whom you have a gang of stuff in common so I hope you don't stop sharing it. As mentioned above, you've got friends in here. I've never been married either but girl I hear it's a shitload more work than I'm willing to do. lol. and the last guy I went out with asked me what color my panties were (but didn't know how to pronounce my name) - teeeerust me when I tell you, you're missing nuh-ting. There's a thread here somewhere - called miscellaneous stuff maybe? don't quote me on the title but it's about meet n' greets. Honestly, we talk to each other all the time, we really should say hi if we're in the same area. Anyway, in the meantime, brace yourself, I'm a cyber tacklehugger!

Empress, sidebar? Collagen tabs. It's the cell and skin regenerating supplement found in Biotin and hair skin and nail vitamins. If you take it on its own, I promise you in a month, you'll be in the bathroom hollering show tunes - "who's that pretty girl in the mir-ror there?" Since I started taking it (like 2 months ago) I've been mistaken for a much younger woman, by two different strangers. Which I totally would've gotten away with it if my 15 year old hadn't come walking up to me. :) There's a liquid form but if you mess with the pills, get applesauce or yogurt or something, they're uncoated, y'uuuuuuge (tm. D. Trump) and you have to take a gang (5 pills twice daily) of em. Andplusalso, Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair with Retinol. Baby face and turkey waddle looks crazy so don't forget your neck. Mods, my apologies, but us veteran dolls need help!

somewhere in there, I thought I heard: and graduated? please let it be true and please let Claudia have said it because if so, a bitch got cut and doesn't even know she's bleeding. I. LIVE.

^ LOL!! Yassss. Werk!

Hashtag defibrillator. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! The seasoned bride, lady with the huge entourage that wouldn't settle down and hated everything she tried on. What I want to know, really and truly, is the date upon which 9 women ever agreed on anyfuckingthing please? I felt so terrible for her for how awful they were being. I'm guilty of being way gullible but her tears seemed real and their mockishness certainly did too. They sucked but you sort of have to either be willing to stick up for yourself in that sort of situation or, hey OR, leave em the hell home. Nobody in the history of ever has told a bride they hated her dress at her wedding. So bloop!

I love you girl but I wanna Dragonball Z your ass to the corner for this right here! The hell it is okay lol!! I hear you and what it sounds like you said is that the men simply have far more marry-able candidates as do the women. God knows in markets like Atlanta, there are at least 3 times more and the added bonus of no incentive/pressure as to timelines. The shit's not fair :) It's actually a miracle that they ever settle down at all before reaching cryptkeeper age. I don't get the impression that Claudia and Kenya's dudes have to necessarily be black though. Call me naive I think that's what they might be attracted to first on the list. Which I kinda get because in terms of attraction, if you stood Brandon Lee, Bradley Cooper, Idris Elba, Keanu Reeves and Daniel Craig shoulder to shoulder for my viewing pleasure and perusal, I'm gonna notice Idris first. Every time. Because all things being equal, whatever your default thing is, you pick that out first. Not, however to the exclusion of other things. Replace Idris with JayZ and I'll still notice him upfront, but I'm leaving with James Bond ;) Anyway each of them has expressed an interest in being in a relationship and having kids so I say all that to say that I don't think a woman over 40, of any race who is prioritizing love and family has this narrow a field. In Phaedra's case, I absolutely cannot be surprised. Her criteria was that he be equally yoked relationship wise. So a guy who's never been married before who doesn't have children and who she was physically/sexually attracted to and who actually wanted to get married was all that mattered. Include in her definition of attraction that he must be black and of course, straight and already in Atlanta. Yeah guh she had bout 4/5 dudes to choose from. She might be way smarter than I give her credit for because considering all the other stuff she knew about Pretty Pollo beforehand, she may have been counting on him doing something to take himself out of the running. hmmm. p.s. Ptv, this erasing posts shit has got to stop. I have things to do today. #fixitJesus.

Apparently they are making bank and in the market for (more) wives (to add to the collection) from America. FTFY. But she does know her. They've met before. I think if you're being charitable, rudeness may have been debatable at "oh we've met before" I'm not sure how that's not rude, but at a minimum it's dismissive. But in case there was any doubt, when Claudia then approaches her and says Nene can we talk, this bitch goes "about what?" fake horse tooth smiling the whole time. Girl, bye. I know 4 year olds who are more emotionally mature. You're right Nene, you are like a one night stand. Awful enough that you never have to worry bout me bothering with your ass again. I'm biased though, I mean I just can't dislike a chick that pretty who's willing to show us those damn gorilla knuckles she calls toes. I must've turned my head and didn't catch the Kenya giggle but I'm not mad at that either. To classify any woman who has zero vested interest in your relationship or your man because she's got both of her own a liar, is something a damn fool says. I believe she's lying? There's absolutely no reason whatsover to import stupidity like this when Porsha's dumb ass is still on the show. Kandi sitting around grubbing with the OLG, she gone fuck around and grow herself a bootydo.

{{claps hands}} yes please sir, may we have a-nutha!

Lol. Dammit! And it's not hanging up? Dude, I'm out

The gold lame kettle on top of the stove

43's her real age. When tlc came out I remember thinking hey I can move like that these chicks are only a couple o y than me. (I'm 46). As irrational as the baby yearn is, it also tracks, she expressed it several times as a top priority when she had her own dating reality show a few years back. The gtfoh here part is that it seems she wants to biologically have another baby.....without yet having met its father......at 43. That's that Halle Berry shit. She never not wanted Usher - I'm referencing a Behind the Music type interview she did shortly after their breakup - both admit it was a perfect relationship, they loved each other to pieces then he did the one typical thing that she don't tolerate. I think she wants him back too but can't get past the hurt of it. He's still a whore so I guess she was right. Scoobie I'm giggling my ass off at your lightweight Jeff obsession lol! Maybe he just wa sn't at into that particular woman? Hell, a former NFL dude, the guy could just be coochied out. crapperjacks typing on a nook sucks. couple years younger than me And maybe he's not that into her

ITA about Kandi but I would say that the decision not to do anything about it is intentional rather than circumstantial. I know way too many people who have/had this exact sort of toxicity and manipulation in their maternal relationships and honestly, there's no way NOT to see it unless, as a coping mechanism, you flat out decide that you don't want to. Which explains why she hasn't sought counseling, from Kandi's perspective she's decided this isn't a problem for her, it's everybody else's issue. girl I kept saying who's Sandra? lol. Todd's mom's name was Sharon.

this is gonna sound super weird but in my mind I can see Monica riding that hardwood restorer machine thing. Was it their flooring?

grandma Geller's antique Frigidaire?

I don't think Kandi had the impression that all was well. She said aww look, he wants to make up. She had an unobstructed view of her friend's discomfort so maybe that was just a pacification move on her part. I mean if anybody knows how to mollify.... Apollo struck me as desperate and attention seeking and high maintenance. The guy has a slick mouth and we've seen him clearly be and sound aggressive with at least 3 of the people on that couch. But for some reason, dangerous never really entered my mind in that scene. Possessive yeah, not Ike Turner. Hell maybe I can't see it, ya'll finna make me call my therapist. LMAO!!!! the shade.

{{covers jenny's shoulders with pimp cape}} G'awn Iceberg!!! Todd looks finer to me everyday and I don't study little dudes, but he keeps talking to her in the most patient and reasonable way possible and this fool don't know no better than to put her ass (and her marriage) on her shoulders by continuing to stick up for an asshole. Girl. But why is there more? Why were we treated to: she's my lady.... you know how that happens. Did you just tell another woman (and America) that you sort of fell into your relationship? By happenstance, not intention? On and off? For years? I've asked this of the 'lanna nistas on the boards before, but this answered it for me. This shortage ya'll dealing with must be something serious. Randomly: Does "sold out" mean they got rid of all 25 pieces? Like what are we talking about? Does anybody know how many different looks we're going to be exposed to? Because when she said she wants to make stuff that a size 2 could wear just as easily as a size 24, I was like yeah girl that's a boyfriend shirt and some jeggings, you not gone do that but so many different ways. And I am sorry but if you walked into a conference room at zaldamo's job in a cold shoulder caftan, someone would start handing you their garbage to dispose of. Phaedra needs to teach a class in how to cry big juicy fat ass tear drops and not smear na'an one bit of your makeup. Yesssss bish, you betta give us that face!! I'm loving her make up too but I can really only do drama eyes or drama lips, both is a lot for 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Claudia had on my door stopper maze in a circle earrings. I got mine from the beauty hut, sure hope she didn't pay more than the $0.99 I did. The weird thing is that even though Apollo was all kinds of creepy in the club, it still didn't read as menacing to me. Maybe it's my impression that she does not seem the least intimidated by him and never has. It was sleeping with the enemy ish but between his *discrediting* and trying to act like a big dog, he just was not selling it. I'm surprised she didn't giggle in his face. I love how he smooth ignored when she told him this is a conversation to be had at home where you live but you don't come home you change and go out. Please pardon how corny it is to quote yourself, I still feel the way I did when I saw this scene in the First Look. Anybody notice she never did answer Kandi's question about why Benny ripped up her house? Mighty Peanut my work server won't let me see that. Dammit. Um, but was that thing on Nene's head pink? Cynthia, please stop attempting to read babe, it's really not who you are. At all. Kenya is flawless looking most times, so I could've really done without the bra rolls and other manner of sausage casing in the scene in RogerBobb's (everybody drink!) office. I think fat is relative within a family. All the women in Kandi's family are built like oompa loompas, so relatively speaking, Riley may not be considered fat, yet. Relatively speaking.

peekhole picture frame on the front door?

Pat-ter-en? LOL!!! Koolaide you made me say it out loud to myself!