Axie

Going out on a limb, but, IMO, Ana was definitely talking about her former coworker. Sunny absolutely loved it.

Andy’s reaction to Drew singing to Ralph was absurd considering he could have prevented Ralph even being there but instead set Drew up to be as uncomfortable as possible. You’re a pig, Andy Cohen.

I was impressed with Kenya tonight. It’s about time someone stood up the Ralph. She sees right through him. I guess years ago when we used to call vomit “Ralph” we were on to something. More insightful than we realized.

I don’t care what anyone feels about Drew, having this tiny* turd Ralph on, is despicable on Bravo’s part. Ralph is not a Housewife and to give him this platform is ridiculous. *I read that Ralph is only 5’6. So, although he’s a humongous turd in a lot of ways, he’s tiny in other ways.

All Shannon needs to do is eat at Taco Bell. Nothing Dr. Moon can do that Taco Bell won’t do faster.

It wasn’t a good night for fashion. First Ryan’s jacket and then Tamra and Jenn going to Heather’s function dressed as those highlighter pens we used to use in school.

It was nice of Ryan to cut his hunting trip short to meet Jenn’s mother for lunch but he should have changed his jacket.

I don’t usually watch this because my initial reaction to the first couple of shows was that I don’t like these women. Watched it tonight and my first impression was on target. Except for Jenna, these are horrible women.

I didn’t understand why everyone was coming so hard for Drew or why Kenya looked like she had a mustache. The only thing that was very clear to me is that none of these women will be receiving an invitation from Mensa asking them to join their organization.

I don’t understand why Heather/Terry paparazzi is even a thing. Who cares?

Even if I could stand Ryan, that nose flaring thing he’s got going on would annoy me.

Now I’m too drunk to form a coherent sentence. Did anyone else notice that when the food was being delivered to Shannon and Emily at the restaurant they got a couple shots of Emily’s ass crack? Seems like maybe someone should have edited that out.

I wasn’t paying much attention, but, when Ralph was spewing his nonsensical word salad and he said, “this is intellectual, though” was he suggesting Drew was too stupid to understand his wisdom? That’s what I got from it, but, like I said, I wasn’t really paying attention. Then, he’s busier than Todd and can’t take care of his own kids? Believe me when I say, if I was Drew, I would have been out the door then. Misogynistic prick.

Dear Everyone In The Universe, Please never invite me to a party and ask me to lick someone’s nipple. Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, Axie

I’m going to make a prediction that LaToya will not win an Emmy for her performance on tonight’s show.

I’m not saying it’s a sign that the show’s boring, but, I couldn’t wait for it to end to see the previews for next week to see if it was going to be better.

Welp, that’s an hour I’ll never get back.

This show’s a no for me. I don’t like any of them.

Obviously you’ve never been to Maryland.

Poor Kandi! She must have been miserable on the flight if she was sick the entire trip! I did notice she rebounded enough to be shoveling in the food during the Sheree/Drew dispute at the table, though. I love how that woman loves to eat.

I don’t think I’ll ever like any of these women as much as they all like themselves. Not sure I can do this show. So far they’re all annoying.

I have lived in Maryland most of my life. I have not said Maryland as many times in my entire life as these women have said New York in the first 10 minutes of this show. Maryland Maryland Maryland Maryland Maryland Maryland.,,,,,,Never mind. I’ll never catch up.

Does Heather think she’s going to win an Emmy for her performance on this show. What was that? Seemed like a humongous overreaction to me.

So, apparently new Ryan is an a hole. There’s something about this show that makes me believe you should never name your son Ryan. It never ends well. And, ladies? There are women I have known for decades and we’ve never discussed vaginas. Try it. It’s not hard.

I hate Todd’s beard.