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It’s increasingly apparent that none of Wendy’s 4 degrees are in fashion. The fabric store Ashley and Gizelle were in looked like it was on Nebel Road in Rockville. This franchise needs to be renamed The Real Housewives of a 40 Mile Radius of Potomac.

Nneka kinda hates her husband, doesn’t she? I remember when North Potomac was just Rockville, too, but, now part of Rockville is N. Bethesda, too. Poor old Rockville just can’t get a break.

I’m not drunk. Haven’t had a drop of alcohol and I’m going to call Annewhoever a bitch because Annewhoever is a bitch.

So, if Karen has a special property insurance policy that charges by visitor to her property, does that mean if you live in Surrey and never have company, you don’t have to have property insurance?

Tell us how you really feel! But seriously, I completely agree with you.

I enjoyed tonight’s show and I’m telling y’all that Gizelle and Karen are secretly friends. Um, Candace? Robyn did defend Chris and it’s killing me to defend Robyn.

I just love this so much I had to repost it.

Better get your esophagus checked. I hear the esophagus is all the rage with the cool kids these days.

Probably. I think he’s a secret drinker. I’ve noticed that he’s always in a hurry to go out to the yard first thing in the morning and he always goes out there right before I go to bed so his stash is probably out there.

You’d think if Erika was the huge star she thinks she is, her dentist would have recognized her.

Annawhoever’s comments about eating disorders concern me because Crystal has been struggling with one for years. I hope she never says anything that triggers Crystal. Other than triggering Crystal’s temper. I’m fine with that.

Apropos of nothing, my dog was just put on gabapentin. Hope his esophagus is OK. Better call Annawhoever.

I used to love Taylor Dayne too, but, I didn’t think she sounded very good. I wonder what the deal is with Paula Abdul. First she was on Crappy Lake and now this.

I have absolutely no medical education but if anyone here wants me to weigh in on your medical diagnosis’ just shoot me a message. I’ll get back to you as soon as I form a personal opinion.

Good thing Annemarie from RHBH isn’t on this show to set Karen right about her heart condition. Although I think AM’s speciality is the esophagus. Juan, nobody’s going to hire you as a coach. Those days are over. I also wouldn’t recommend a career in public relations but then I wouldn’t recommend you for anything. Now you’re your whore’s victim. j

Yes. God willing and her knees don’t crack.

The next time I have to go to a memorial service, I’m going to be extremely disappointed if no one is singing about having floor sex.

Next the all knowing Annemarie will announce her newly created help line- 1-800-Esophagus.

Well, I just cried more than I expected to tonight. I think Kyle’s changes are beginning to make more sense to me now. One of my aunts and my niece’s boyfriend committed suicide. It leaves the survivors with a lifetime of questions and what-ifs.

I think Karen and Gizelle actually really like each other. There are no words for what a flaming AHole Juan is. And, Juan? You’re the one who got fired. Figure out your own damn health insurance. Sobbing and Chicken Sh*t could be the name of a new restaurant.

I’m glad Crystal is coming into her own despite being given very little screen time. I really like her.

When Annewhoevernewperson was telling Sutton she shouldn’t be drinking with the medication she takes, I was reminiscing about all the prescriptions doctors have given me with the advice that I be completely shitfaced every time I took the drug. I mean, I assume that ideally, you shouldn’t drink when taking most drugs.

I don’t even know what to say about tonight’s show other than I’m glad I wasn’t on that trip. I’m beginning to feel sorry for Robyn because I’m wondering if she’s afraid of Juan in some ways. She has to know that all the justifications she comes up with to explain his actions sound absurd. And, let’s never discuss swallowing ever again, ‘Kay?

I don’t understand why Crystal isn’t more popular. I find her refreshing.

Hey! Some of us are trying to eat! Now we have that visual in our head!