Axie

Everyone in Teresa/Luis’ circle has probably modified their wills to include a clause that reads, “Don’t wear my pajamas when I’m dead.”

I don’t think either of my brothers would notice if I blocked them on Instagram since that’s not our main source of communication with each other.

I’m Whoopie’s age and I had no idea that that word is now offensive.

Bill has left the building.

I don’t know what Jimmy Fallon is on but someone needs to hose him down. Calm down!

I was alone in my bedroom with two cable men yesterday. We were laughing and joking while they were working. Boy, was I stupid. Obviously they were coming on to me and I didn’t even realize it. I better call their company tomorrow and complain about them. They looked at me, laughed with me and even had the audacity to shake my hand. Disgusting!

Can’t stand Jimmy Fallon.

I’ve had jury duty 6 times and will be thrilled when I age out of the system.

Three years ago you got $25 in Maryland for jury duty but I don’t know how much now.

Mr. and Mrs. Domeneche both look like they’ve had enough lasagna to last a lifetime.

Joe is only about 3 feet tall. He’s just excited he can reach the table.

Serious question- do people really enjoy being in weddings? I mean, the first time maybe you’re curious and young, and, I guess it’s a honor or compliment, but, it’s a pain in the ass and expensive. But, maybe that’s just me. Don’t ask me to be in your damn wedding!

Oops. You’re right! My excuse is I just got back to Maryland after flying in from California after spending the weekend in Charlotte. I’m exhausted.

Think of how long her trips must be if she leaves Maryland to fly to the west coast in order to catch a flight to South Carolina.

Candace to Gizelle -“Shove it up your ass!” Gizelle - “Do you think it will look good up there?” OMG! I couldn’t stop laughing!

Best description of Teresa ever!

I would have loved to have not been asked to be in my brother’s wedding. But, I don’t have that kind of luck.

I don’t know. I’m going to hang in for awhile but all of them are annoying me tonight.

God these people are LOUD.

Ashley, I’d rather live in a two bedroom $2400 a month apartment I could afford in Manassas than $13000 a month to live in a house that Michael will eventually kick you out of as soon as you can’t come up with the $13000 a month.

I’d like a timeline on the Juan/woman from Canada because the casinos were closed during part of the pandemic.

Why is Chris wearing petal pushers? You have to be old to understand that reference.

She’s also good friends with Don Lemon and he seems like a real jerk, too.

I don’t think Candiace will be back next season. She’s grown so much and she’s gotten the attention for her music career that she wanted. She also seems to be distancing herself from the drama.

Other than Mia, I don’t think any of these women are trashy, so, I’m not understanding why they seem to be trying to come across that way this season. Except Candace. She really hasn’t participated in the trashy. Another thing is, ageism is a real thing. Karen is 59. Do we really believe men are lining up to have sex with her?