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Back before Abby went on maternity leave Joy was also on Abby’s last appearance because she said she wouldn’t miss her “ Darling Abby’s last day” so I doubt Joy is bitchy about Abby’s new nephew.

I seriously doubt that Kelly is the first to say they wish Vicki was dead.

Someone needs to remind The Meg that Hillary Clinton is a private citizen and has been for quite awhile.

He needs to retire. He was just on the Nighty News giving serious information about a serious storm wearing the red glasses and a red tie. I was waiting to see him squirt someone with a fake flower on his lapel and then ride away in a clown car. Then I realized I hadn’t heard anything he said about the storm.

Andy cohosted The Today Show a couple of weeks ago and one of the days he ate and talked with his mouth full for most of the show. Tonight he was eating and talking with his mouth full at the end of this show. Stop it! The Today Show 4th Hour is one hour long. This show is 30 minutes. You can survive without eating on air!

Too bad she doesn’t just talk to herself and leave the rest of us out of it.

Meghan, I know you think you’re more patriotic than anyone in history because you wear American flag clothing, but, my dog sometimes wears an American flag bandanna. I took the liberty of asking him if he thought he was the most patriotic dog in the country and he looked at me, went through his dog door, and, peed on a bush, so, I think the jury’s still out on what makes one patriotic.

Abby is becoming down right apoplectic. Calm down, Missy!

I don’t know why, but, I was a little surprised that Joe didn’t have a high school diploma until he went to prison.

Sounds like Joe has plans to straighten out his life and to fly right. There’s nothing that’s shady sounding about his plans to become a “game picker.” Sounds honest and above board. Oh, wait...

Teresa has one foot out the door.

Um. Not to mention all you have to do is look at Whoopie to see that she doesn’t mind eating.

Cool! It’s Meghan’s birthday. I don’t think anyone else has ever had one of those.

Brown wind and her husband are creepy. And, now an appearance by Technicolor Mama. Ugh. OK. Now I think I get it. There seems to be a Brown Stain Family attempt to keep the focus on them. Brown Wind with the kissing Tamra and now Mom is yelling someone touched her in a crowd of people.

Meghan gave Sunny the best birthday present of them all. She stayed home.

Whoopie, Are we welcome to The View?

Poor Andy Cohen! Apparently he can't afford shampoo or food since he's still dirty and has been talking through a mouthful of food for most of the show.

Whoopie's daughter sharpened her #2 pencils and is ready to tackle her taxes to see if the grandkids can go to a week of YMCA day camp.

Whut? Whoopie's daughter couldn't send her grandchildren to camp because she was sitting by the mailbox waiting for a tax refund that never came? I'm so confused. And, don't you have to make some money to file taxes? Do you have to file taxes on money your mother gives you? I'm lost.

Andy Cohen - Your hair is short. Wash it! It will take 10 minutes. And the phrase, "With all due". Drop it! God, you're annoying.

Kelly was pretty dismissive of Brian when he was talking to her. He was making a point and she interrupted him to talk about the bouncer. Plus, the man's a surgeon! He can't be available for phone calls and expected to return insignificant calls on a schedule. And, Kelly, getting a call from you every six hours would make anyone run. Jesus. Stop it.

Man down! This is horrible for the other customers. You can almost see Vicki being pushed or nudged out of the group.

It's too early in the morning for Andy Cohen's hyper energy. Plus, his new dirty look isn't working.

This show is a repeat most Fridays and now tonight, a Monday, it's another repeat. What's going on?

I hesitate to criticize Tia because what she does is amazing, but, sometimes she makes things harder than they have to be. Unless I misunderstood, she's worked with Julie before. She even said a few times that she hoped Julie would choose a particular dog, but then, she has to do a home check because Julie moved? I know she wants what's best for the dogs, but, so does Julie. And, I thought she really wanted Julie's help. You have to trust someone sometime, Tia. Plus, I think you already trusted Julie in the past.