Maharincess

I couldn't watch it, it was so tiny I couldn't see it.

And I think "Birkies" are hideous.

I'm ok one on one in some situations. One of my worst experiences was going to my husband's company Xmas party. My plan was to blend into the furniture. We were at a big, long table with about 25 people. The person next to me says very loudly "I hear you moved, tell me about the new house" and every single person at the table turned to look at me. I wanted to die. We should probably be talking about this in Small Talk.

I don't condone plastic surgery and I hate seeing faces so stretched and filled they don't look human. That said, I'll jump in the shallow water and say Leah would look so damn good if she tweaked her nose a little. Ashlee Simpson has one of the best nose jobs I've seen. I think something small like hers would make Leah beautiful. on the other hand, I like how she hasn't jumped on the surgery train.

If you're weird, I'll join you on the weird couch. I hate social situations, since I quit drinking I can't be in social situations without wanting to crawl under a table and hide. Thank Dog for places like this, where I can pretend I'm not a recluse.

Interesting, thanks @Rebecca (that's my name by the way, so your screen name is my favorite one ever!). I can't believe they'd consider that Keiffer and Jenelle nodding out could be editing. I've never seen the scene of Ryan driving while he's fucked up but from what I've heard, it was obvious what was up. Where can I see that scene?

I get my medicine once a month so at the beginning of the month, I'll have 180 pills in a huge bottle. I'm always afraid they'll get stolen or I'll lose them so I only take with me what I'll need for the day. My pills were stolen once at the beginning of the month. It would have been such a hassle to get an early refill that I didn't even try. I just suffered through.

I put my pain medicine in a small container when I leave the house but I always have me paperwork for the prescriptions with me. I think that's fine, as long as I have proof that they're mine, I don't see a problem.

Didn't the footage of Amber abusing Gary get her arrested? Why can footage be used in that case but not this one?

My daughter is adopting a Bulldog puppy Thursday and I've been trying for a month to talk her out of it. They are adorable money pits.

Thank you. Watching my daughter's best friend lose her son to cancer 18 days before his second birthday was reason number 547,87134 on my "why I'm an atheist" list.

Thanks for the support. I deleted it, I didn't want to offend anyone. I try (damn hard) to have respect for others beliefs but I 100 percent, fully agree with what I said. The mind boggles sometimes doesn't it?!

. What does RME mean? Deleted the god stuff. Don't want to offend any believers.

Exactly! She might have snagged a few snacks from the maid's cart but she sure wouldn't have done what she did if she'd gotten high instead of drunk.

I "checked out of the real world" when I was drinking. 21 years of sobriety from alcohol, but I'm a pot head. I hate that people think that anyone who smokes weed checks out and zones out because it's simply not true. Alcohol is so much worse in EVERY SINGLE WAY. How many deaths are because of marijuana use? None. How many deaths are due to alcohol use and abuse? Too damn many to count. I would much rather he around weed smokers than drunks. Sorry, I had to defend my weed, which is legal in my state and should be legal everywhere and alcohol should be illegal. Luann wouldn't have done the stupid shit she did if she had just smoked a bowl instead.

Neither have I. I have to stop coming here and reading all of this shit. It makes me as angry as I'd get when I still watched. I think I'd rather be blissfully unaware.

Good for you. I stopped watching a long time ago but still came here to catch up. I don't even know if I'll be able to come here anymore. I don't follow these idiots anywhere but here so if I don't read here, I'll be blissfully ignorant. Maybe I'll finally start a social media... something and follow Chelsea. Which is the best social media thingy to do?

Thanks. And thanks for the correct spelling of Chrone's, I always get it wrong. Yes, we live in the Bay Area. I figured a restraining order would help with the online and phone harrassing. Oh, he's tried to cut me off from her and I let him know that I knew what was going on and he will NEVER get rid of me. My husband is a very large Teamster with a lot of friends so he knows not to mess with me. My son is a big guy too and he and Melissa are still friends. He's too much of a pussy to mess with my family. But damn I wish he would, I wish he'd try to break into my house so I could blow his head off. And aside from being her second mom, she comes to me because she knows I've been there. @akr, I didn't think about her fearing his reaction. I just want her to find a good guy, she would make some man so fucking happy. I've tried so many times to fix her up. I hope she doesn't go back. I'm not kidding when I tell you guys that 5 minutes with this girl and you would love her, she'd just that kind of person. I mean, how many women do you know who are extremely close to their son's teeange girlfriend?

Thanks everyone. I appreciate all of the kind words. I hope you're not sick of me yet because I need some advice or at least for someone to tell me that I'm wrong about this. A little backstory: M was my son's first girlfriend, they started dating when he was 16 and she was 18 and they were together for about 3 and a half years. I adore M and couldn't love her more if she was my own kid and she and I have remained really close. She's 34 now and just FINALLY ended an abusive relationship. I always got so many calls from her, crying hysterically because he was abusing her. Not only was there physical abuse (that bastard once bit her nose so hard he fucking broke it) and a lot of verbal/emotional abuse. He had no family or anything here so he moved back to Florida with his mom after the split. He still messes her on a daily basis through phone calls, social media etc. She called me crying yesterday because he he was being so horrible to her on the phone. She said she blocked his number so he would use other phones. I've told her for a long time to get a restraining order but she never has. Last night I got tough and told her she needs to get restraining order NOW. I offered to go there with her and I would pay for it to be filed. She refused to do it. In my mind, this refusal tells me that she might take him back. Somebody please, please, please tell me that's not what it means. She is the sweetest, most caring, loving person I've ever met. I've known her for over 15 years and I've never heard her say a bad word about anyone. She has crone's disease and wears an ostomy bag. I think she thinks that because of that bag, the abusing asshole is the best she can get but he's not. I'm so worried about my girl.

I agree,I mean, she's hungry!! She had to have long nails put on so she can snack on them.

They sent him back?!?! Holy shit, this really breaks my heart. I genuinely have tears in my eyes thinking about him going back to that abuse. It is about to get much worse for him too, as soon as he walks into that broken house, he's going to get it. Maybe not physically, for now, but they're going to emotionally better that poor boy and in a lot of cases, that's worse than physical abuse. I know it's a different scenario but I used to beg my ex to please just shut up and hit me.

Since my accident I've been on pain medication and will be long into the future. If I'm going someplace for a day, I'm not going to carry two bottles of 100+ narcotic pain pills with me. I just put what I'll need for the day in a smaller container but I always make sure I have my paperwork with me. I don't know if that's legal or not but I'm not going to take a chance on losing them or having them stolen. Of course the time they were all stolen it was a supposed "friend" and they were taken out of my nightstand drawer.

My god, everyone is mean to that poor little boy. Did anyone notice that when he went to sit down, a leg (that I'm assuming belongs to David's son) moved so that he couldn't sit down. I know that that's normal kids stuff but this is when a (good) parent steps in and let's the kid know that it's not ok to do that. I hate saying this but it looks like Marissa is dancing on a pole.

After meeting them both I can't choose a favorite. They stayed at my daughter's hotel while they filmed the new series in the Bay Area. As I was going in one day they were going out. They both smiled and said hi and started talking to me. They're both very sweet and I found them extremely charming. They started a bidding war between them over my wheelchair, they joked that they were tired and needed it more than me. They "fought" over my daughter's head that they both wanted to use for an armrest. They had me and my daughter laughing like crazy. I was never a big fan, I watched a few episodes here and there but after meeting them, they've turned me into a fan. I have pictures but they keep saying the pictures are too big to post. I'll keep trying.

That's hilarious. I love Drita.