Maharincess

I just caught Unexpected today. I dropped cable and switched to Sling TV and as of yet Sling doesn't have TLC. I use the mobile app attached to my daughter's cable and watch TLC on my tablet. I guess I'll see you guys in that forum. So far nobody on that show pisses me off like the Teen Mom chicks do so I'll wztch for now. Aside from his unfortunate name, I feel kind of bad for Shandley (was that his name??) I just wanted to hand the kid some extra strength acne medicine.

Like I said, to each their own. I would rather stay home and cook a great meal in what I know is a clean kitchen. I get stared at anyway because I have to use a wheelchair when I'm going to be out for a while so I'd rather stay home and cook. I was never a restaurant person, you never know how clean the kitchen is. Plus, I really, really hate people. Yeah, I have issues, so what?!

I can honestly say that in all of my life, I've never thought about the color of my asshole. Nor have I ever thought that my, um... area may not be attractive or pretty enough. I don't think about that stuff now and I sure as hell didn't think about it when I had 2 small kids at home to take care of. I agree with the people who said that no man I know would ever look at a woman's area and think "ugh, no. That's just too ugly" and zip up and leave. I think any plastic surgery, other than reconstructive is ridiculous anyway but this new trend is insane to me. To each their own I guess but why do they have to announce this shit? Is nothing private at all anymore? I don't even like going to restaurants because I don't like people watching me eat. I couldn't imagine announcing my every thought, feeling and action to the world. There is no amount of money that would be enough for me to be on a reality show.

I understand him inviting Gianni instead of Frank or Robert. Which one would he choose? Not only are they family so it would be hard to pick which one gets to go but imagine going anywhere with either one. It would be miserable. Robert would be whining about everything and Frank would be bitching about everything. I'd choose Gianni as well. Edited to add: I love this place. This is about the only place on the internet that I've seen where we can disagree with each other but do it in a polite, respectful way. Nobody is calling anybody else stupid etc. for their opinions. It's so nice to see.

I've lived in California my entire life and NOBODY who lives here calls it Cali.

I've also noticed that a family of 5 will get one small pizza for the whole family. I only weigh 99 pounds but I can eat a small pizza myself.

Yes!! I need a Kieffer update. Poor Barb is probably longing for the days when Kieffer was Jenelle's boyfriend.

Not only did she make a fool out of herself, she also made it really uncomfortable and awkward for the other couple standing there. I know he was golfing instead of working but as @deaja said it was a golf outing that the other reporters were also attending so it was a work event. Debra had already been warned that Ray would be too busy to spend time with her. In this instance, I vote "shrew harpie".

I'm a life long Oakland A's fan. My all time favorite team ever was the 89 A's. I met a lot if the team at an event at the local community college. It was that team that got me into baseball and turned me in to a life long fan. We are also Raiders fans in this house. I need to talk about something different after my last posts. Has anybody started their Xmas/holiday shopping yet? I've bought a few things but I'm running way behind this year. I'm usually all finished by November 1st but I'm slacking this year. I'm just not into Xmas like I used to be. I used to turn into a little kid during holiday season but lately I'm feeling more like the grinch. It's just so different when the kids are grown and gone. They have their own commitments and plans. I still get to see them but it's just not the same as when they were little. To all of you young moms, it sounds so cliche but seriously, enjoy and cherish every second you can. One minute the kids are in diapers and the next they're moving out. It just happens so damn fast. Wow. I'm just a downer tonight. This was supposed to be a happy post to make up for my downer posts in the other thread. I think I need a few bong hits! @Lm2162, your baby is adorable. I've been itching to hold a baby. My daughter is done having kids and she and her husband both got fixed to make sure of that. My son is 31 and I keep ordering him and his girl to have a baby but they aren't cooperating dammit.

I hate saying this about a baby but my god that kid is so very not cute. I'm a mean bitch but he looks like a future mouth breather to me. If I believed in hell I'd be mighty worried right now.

I love you guys. Thank you all so much. I only posted about my experience to compare with what I see when I watch Jenelle. I see a lot of similarities. @GreatKazu, you know you're my girl. Thank you. A year after all of this happened, I met a great guy, he moved in with me and the kids less than a month after we met and almost 29 years later (next May), he's still here. He's been the best dad my kids could have ever hoped for, he's now an awesome grandpa and we are still as close as we were when we first met so everything ended well. I don't like her but I do hope Jenelle gets out of this unharmed. I don't pray but I truly hope with everything I have that those two innocent kids aren't harmed. Edit: One of the things that reminds me of my experience is the way David is quiet. He doesn't yell and scream from what I've seen. My ex was the same way, he would whisper his threats or just give me a look in public and I knew I was in trouble. He would speak very quietly but he would also speak without a word and I see that with David.

Thanks @Scarlett45. It was a long, long time ago. In my own humble opinion, emotional/verbal abuse is just as bad if not worse than physical abuse. The bruises, cuts and broken bones healed a long time ago but late at night when I can't sleep, I can still hear those words loud and clear. I also agree with you about Jenelle dad. I'm sure she called and expected him to kiss her ass and agree with everything she said and he probably told her to fuck off. Anyway, it's not like I want Jenelle to be hurt, it's just that I feel like whatever happened would be her own doing. I hope that makes sense and doesn't make me sound heartless but it's the kids I worry about, not her.

David is probably. When I was with my kids abusive father aka the sperm donor, he isolated me from my friends and family like David is doing. I wasn't even allowed to go out to lunch with my dad unless the sperm donor went with us. I have 2 older brothers and the sperm donor once asked if I had a favorite. I told him that the youngest one is my favorite and the donor asked if he was my favorite brother because his dick was bigger than the other brother. He was a sick bastard. I don't watch the show anymore on a regular basis but from what I have seen and read here, David is a lot like the sperm donor was. I escaped in the middle of the night at age 20 with my 2 year old daughter and newborn son. He stalked and harassed me for a year, tried to kidnap my kids a couple of times and just made my life a living hell. After that year, karma did me a favor and killed the bastard in a fire. (he was "working" in a meth lab and it blew up). I may sound like an asshole but I don't worry or care about what happens to Jenelle, I just don't give a shit. I feel like karma is catching up to her. I don't give a flying fuck about her but I do worry about those kids. I often wonder if I'd have had the strength to leave my situation if not for my kids. I knew that I didn't want my daughter to grow up thinking being beaten and verbally abused is normal in a relationship and I didn't want my son to grow up and be an abuser. I left because of my kids but I don't see Jenelle doing that. I worry for thos kids physical and emotional well-being. Kaiser will grow up thinking that beating on a woman is the way a relationship works and Eggsley will grow up thinking abuse equals love.

I want to go on this road trip you're all planning. I'm in a wheelchair most of the time and won't be able to drive but I can provide a handicap parking pass! And I grow my own really good shit so I can supply the weed for everyone, I even make my own gummies and edibles. Being in the wheelchair I can't kick ass like I'd want but I can hold your purses while you kick ass. Please, can I go?! Edit: @GreatKazu, everybody mentions Prince when they hear that purple is my favorite color. I was never a Prince fan at all. People would talk about how hot/sexy he was and I'd think "that guy?! Really?". He never tickled my pickle if you know what I mean. I'm not tiny, feminine men.

I'm confused about what this means.

I just watched the Super Bowl episode again and even after seeing it about 5 times, I still don't understand why Debra got so mad. Ray had told her that he'd be busy and didn't invite her, so when he did invite her why did she get so mad when he suggested that she go with the other wives who seemed to be her friends? She already knew that he wouldn't be able to spend a lot if time with her. I hated Debra in that one.

Yeah, I do. There's just something sexy about him. I can't explain it but it's there.

People kept giving me purple ones since that's my favorite color and I hated them. We aren't talking about the other people because they're not on this show. We're talking about Teen Mom and Jenelle. And you can't have something back if you never had it in the first place. The word "back" implies that she had him previously and we all know she never had him because partying and getting loaded were more important than her newborn son. No way to get something "back" that you've never had.

Barb is there for the piece of shit now because Barb is raising the POS's child that the POS didn't have time for when he was an infant and needed his mother. If it was up to the POS, Jace would have been gone to foster care years ago. The POS says she wants Jace "back", you can't have something back that you never had, and never cared about in the first place.

And her mother will continue to be the only one there for her piece of shit daughter. No matter what the piece of shit does, her mother is always there for her no matter what. To me, that's Barbara's biggest fault.

They mean dear/darling husband/daughter/son. My husband would have me committed if I called him my darling husband. It's just stupid as hell.

The worst ones in my opinion are the DD, DH crap. People write DS when writing the word son is just one more letter. They're getting ridiculous. I just don't see the damn point of them.

I wish that every stupid acronym out there would be abolished forever. I hate them so much. It seems like nobody spells whole words anymore and it drives me insane.

She's cute. I don't know much about these two as I haven't watched the show in years. I just keep up with them by reading here. The comments you all make are so much more interesting than what I've seen on the show anyway. I always thought Joe was the one who makes me think "French fried potaters" when I see him but I guess that JD. I'm very curious to see what kind of woman goes for him. I don't know what he's like but he kinda creeps me out.

I've been watching this crap every morning on Logo. What I don't understand is why did a place as small and un busy as Mel's Diner need 3 full time waitresses who all work at the same time? There's never more than 4-5 customers in there at one time and the waitresses are usually just standing around. When I used to watch this as a kid, I had such a crush on Mel. I always had crushes on the older guys when I was young.