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Nothing Ron could do, re Levi's parentage, would surprise me. If I had to guess, I would wager thag Levi is Mac & Lucy's kid. Exactly when they hook-up and when Lucy was pregnant, if Ron and his team can find a time for Heather & Scotty to have had Freakco, he can find a time for this too.

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Wax the werewolf Would you rather go with Sonny to his island and let him buy you a pretty dress and win at the casino, or be locked away on Cassadine Island with just three hots and cot?

Ive written, what I hope you all will think is an amazing, final chapter wherein Monica finally takes her ultimate revenge against Guza. But I cs nt figure out how to kill Frons.

I dont think Sonny & Carly have actually been together since 2004. They were either divorced, in the process of divorcing or at least separated for a spot before Tamara left and then with Laura in the role there was the marriage of convenience but she was realky with Jax in the summer of 2006 and then limo!sex when Michael got shot in 2008. Anyway, ive decided that in the future before I watch that day's ep, I am going to put on my FH/DZ 'glasses of intelligence' and think long and hard about whether or not I shoumd watch.

I think its been used both as a Sonny safehouse and Scrubs cabin.

Snarky rant Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with Nina, or share a pizza with Sonny?

I was really hoping that Freakco flailing around like a toddler would cause the elevator to fall, plummeting into Helena's catacombs and killing both he and Nina. I was really impressed that Frank paid for not only rain effects but a few extras and two dayplayers! It's sad how easy it is for this to impress me now. I loved Anna's hat, Mac looking pissed, and Lucy referring to Levi as "dingleberry". Why cant I quit this fracking show?!?

Is anyone getting cableguide descriptions for the week? I'm getting the generic "a soap opera about the Corinthos and Jerome crime families." the generic write-up changed to that about a year ago. It use to say something like "a soap opera set in a hospital and the surrounding city of Port Charles."

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Frank turned on the light to his office and was shocked at what he saw: someone had painted the walls gray! A few hours later, Frank walked out to the parking lot and was shocked at what he say: someone had painted his car grey. He wondered to himself which of the many, many, many actors he had screwed over was behind this. As Frank drove up to his house, he became enraged; someone had painted his house gray. Now Frank knew someone was out to get him. Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice behind him. As this person asked if he liked his new office, car and house, Franm spun around expecting one of those many, many, many actors he had screwed over, but instead it was Jon-Paul Lavoisier. Laughing hysterically, JP said "gotcha!". Frank thought it was funny; he thought JP was an amazing actor. He didnt understand why those bitter TWoP posters didnt think so. They didnt like all the gray sets either. Bitches. Frank invites JP inside for a beer, and a few hours, Frank was drunk. JP asked Frank to come out to the pool. JP said he had a huge surprise for Frank. Drunk, Frank didnt notice that the water wasn't blue. As Frank stood on the edge of the pool, JP suddenly reached towards his neck and began to take off his mask, revealing his true identity: Scott Clifton! Scott pushed Frank into the pool and it was only then that Frank realized the water had been replaced with gray paint. Frank couldn't swim. Frank drowned in the gray paint. As Frank drowned, Scott picked up his phone. He texted "Frank's been fired." Standing in her kitchen, Monica read Scott's text and a smile crossed her face. Frons was next on her list. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door; Gail, Audrey, and Lesley were there for their weekly card game . . .

Ron was devastated, just devastated; no one wanted to have ac three-some with him. He didn't know why. He was using the same lines and the same jokes that had been successful before. So it was another night with of cheesecake and Falcon Crest. Ron enjoyed the show, but thought it would have been better with more rape jokes. Ron ate the first bite of cheesecake and suddenly felt ill. The next thing Ron knew, he was in a windowless room with only a large speaker and gun. Suddenly, his favorite song started to play. It was a song he had written himself. He started to sing along, " you are not alone . . .". When the song was over, it played again, but louder this time. Two hours later, Ron couldn't take it anymore. He picked up the gun and shot himself, but he was such a bad shot that he shot himself in the shoulder. It took hours, but Ron finally died. On the other side of the wall, Garin Wolfe laughed. "That's what you get for ruining my four year Lady in White epic. Garin picked up his phone and texted "Ron Carlivati sleeps with the fishes". Monica sat in her living room as she read the text. A smile crossed her lips. She took out her red Sharpie and the ABCDaytime 2010 Christmas photo and x'ed over Ron's face. "Two down, three to go" she said. She laughed to herself as she went into the kitchen to prepare the cheese platter. The girls would be by ft or cards shortly and she still had three stupid delusional motherfuckers to kill . . .

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As Jill sat in her office ogling that picture of Steve Burton in a purple leotard, she heard a strange noise. It was a noise she hadn't heard since Christmas Eve 2006; it was the sound of a fax. As she approached the fax machine, she glanced at the latest Emmy on her mantel. The sound stopped, Jill picked up the paper and read the words "you're being killed off. Merry Christmas." Startled, Jill dropped the paper to the floor and turned around just in time to see her precious Emmy come flying towards her face. In her dying moments, Jill looked up, expecting to see a Frame or a Quartermaine, but instead saw Kathy Griffin. Suddenly Kathy said "No Jill, YOU will pay this". With Jill finally dead, Kathy picked up her cell and tested "the ferret is roadkill". Monica had just come home from buying a red S harpie. She looked down at her cell as a text from Kathy Griffin came in. A smile crossde her lips as she read the text. She pulled out her red Sharpie, and x'ed over Jill's face. As she sat starring at the ABCDaytime 2010 Christmas photo, she wondered who was next: Frons, Guza, Ron or Frank? So many targets and so little time before Gail, Audrey and Lesley would stop by for their weekly mahjan game . . .

@tvgoddess Maybe if the scenes of her standing in the rain talking to Dante whilst wearing that kick-ass fedora had aired this week, she'd still be alive.

Am I the only one who went out of their way this week to watch a Robin Williams movie? Instead of going out tonight we watched Aladdin and Mrs. Doubtfire; it's amazing how well movies hold up. So many movies that I loved as a kid that I've seen later as an adult just don't hold up. Anyway, it's really sad that a true talent like Robin Williams is gone while the world continues to be plagued by those talentless Ka$htrashians.

I guess my dvr is smarter than I am because it only recorded the last few seconds of the episode itself and the previews.

I think Nante rescuing the wimmins will be the big Sep premeire week story this year. Last year it was Sonny's breakdown; year before it was the water story. If we're lucky, we'll get a "location shoot" from behind Ellen Pompeo's trailer out in the parking lot.

If I had kids I definitely would not let them watch GH, but it has nothing to with the three some stuff and everything to do with Uncle Sonny and Spencer. No child should be exposed to such repugnant behavior! On another note, Levi needs to suffer on-screen for shooting Mac.

If Levi goes to prison, it would be the perfect time/opportunity to bring back Johnny if only for a short stint. Have him know what Levi did to Maxie & Mac and let the worst prisoners in the ward have their way with Levi. Becsuse ya know someone lime Johnny is the HBIC of his cell block.

At least Anna went out as a hero. Im voting for Monica ONLY because Mac got shot by that #### Levi yesterday. if it was up to me, Mac & Monica would team up to kill Cartini while Robin, who i don't believe we killed, would get to take out Guza, Phelps & Frons.

I wonder if all the blatant filler lately is budgetary, because of the delay of the "Luke" story, or a mix of both?

Why is Milo delivering pizzas when Sonny owns a boxing gym? Why isn't Milo working there. The set already exists so they might as well use it. I think the comment about the 60's still fits because Felix is black. Either way, I want them to bring Big Pussy back to play Papa Giambetti. It'd be awesome if Milo told his dad he was with Felix and Papa G got all pissed but then revealed he didn't care Milo was gay, but was pissed that he'd be with someone so awful. ETA: i love how the entire set rattled when Carly slammed her flimsy door.

I love how Milo blatantly came out to Sonny, actually used the words "come out", yet the Greasy Little Shit is so stupid and self-absorbed that it goes right over his head. That said, why Milo or anyone for that matter would want to be with Felix is beyond me. The Carly/Olivia scenes were fantastic and I found everything on the boat riveting. Levi needs to pay for shooting Mac. He needs to be made to listen to "You Are Not Alone" at a defeaning volume on endless repeat. I really hope we actually to see Nante going after Levi and it doesn't happen all off-screen for budgetary reasons. Everything else was total crap. Will the real Dr. O please stand up, please stand up. Was the first time that Kelly's has had a bathroom set?

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