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Oh I agree, it's lovely. But I don't know if 2 acres can qualify as a farm in many people's books.

Did you find the property online?

Somewhere she posted the flavor of the cake, which included lavender. For a 4 year old's birthday party. I'm certain if she asked Ember, she would not have asked for lavender. But, of course, this was Audrey's vision.

Except now Jeremy calls it "grounding" or "earthing" or some new age thing like that where it's beneficial to the body to have your bare feet in contact with the earth. He did a story on it at some point.

I wonder how much each participant had to pay to join in the smelliness of it all.

Audrey just hosted some sort of retreat for her More Than Oils girls at a beautiful house on the coast, complete with yoga by the beach and her lugging lots of heavy boxes (you know...she's 30 weeks pregnant) and nary a word about her pubic sympathis whatchamacallit pain. I'm not concerned, it will be back in full force soon. I'm just thankful it conveniently left her so she could flawlessly host the best retreat ever.

I don't know how to post from Insta but she posted a picture of just her upper body today that if one didn't know better, you'd think she was an average-sized person.

And of course he would have to use the knife that he skillfully crafted over 10 months with the use of $12k of equipment!

and purchasing thousands of dollars in equipment to make one little knife....

I just have a hard time wrapping my head around posting so many pictures of your children wearing two piece swim suits. In today's world, it does not seem prudent. But, of course, since the children are their source of income, nothing will stop the posting ad naseum.

According to her story, 3. You'd think something definitive would have shown up by now.

In one of Danielle's stories, she was going on ad nauseum about redecorating Riley's room. She gleefully showed the giant sign that she had purchased that said "WILD CHILD". It wouldn't have bothered me that much if it weren't a constant dig against this lovely little being.

Yesterday in her Instagram stories she stated she missed church because she woke up dizzy and with a migraine. But, she was healed in time to join the group for lunch at the hibachi grill and later for a family kick ball game. At the hibachi grill, she was making fun of the 3 daughters were were scared of the fire from the grill.

Whitney's upper half generally looks far better than her lower half. And I don't trust what she posts. She knows her angles and how to use filters, etc. to make us believe she looks better.

Because asking Jana doesn't results in clicks or likes or whatever they all are hunting for....

The way she is holding her spoon is not how a 3 year old is capable of doing such a task. My 17 month old grandson holds his spoon better. Something isn't adding up...

At 8 weeks the baby is 1/2 - 3/4 inch long. No need to hold your stomach, Nurie.

They didn't.

And, call me crazy, but I think most couples talk about their dreams for the future. That's not all that unique; it's a part of being married. And yet, she wants us to think that their marriage is ultra-special and worthy of our emulation. Nope

Our kids Patrick, Rachel and Alison almost spell PRAY (it only we had a Yolanda...). Jealous, Duggars?

Except Whitney pronounced developpe with the emphasis on the wrong syllable....

I don't even know if she made the connection between the accidents and the fact people could be injured. She was far too caught up in the "we have a big truck and you don't" to even make that connection.

I work for a funeral home and I can't tell you the number of people that choose "Hallelujah" as a song for their loved one's funeral. When the line about "tied you to the kitchen chair" w/ the whole Samson and Delilah references, I just cringe.

Call me crazy, but this looks like a hotel pool to me.

They love to comment that Bode is the happiest baby on the planet and perhaps he is, but I think it's notable that in the birthday pictures he is rarely smiling. It's clear that Audrey curates the pictures she posts online and thus can make sure to only post pictures of him smiling.