Red Bridey

"Intimate with a woman"! Don't you really mean "smashing"? Or "banging"?

Oh God,we do NOT need to see her in that get-up

This is another chick who looks different in every photo.

Oh, honey, furries ARE fringe AND weird.

To be honest, I don't understand the drop off by the side of the road. Why can people come to the front door and pick up their dirtbags from the lobby? Why at these random locations next to cornfields? I've been wondering this for a while. Do they think the loved ones will storm the jail?

This woman (Savannah? Don't know, don't care) is unattractive in every possible way.

So the rich b!tch lives in a pig sty. Nice!

(My cc didn't take: this is re Peaky Fooking Blinders) I just started the season where he's elected to Parliament (having escaped death by the Mafia). My brother says I have to watch the Owsley Mosely plot. Getting there!

So he's eating eggs, sausages and what looks like noodles? It doesn't look like home fries. Julius, the Ladies Man. Where's the Courvoisier (sp?)?

Since Timothee Chalamet

Happy Friday, Felonious friends! I have all my prisoner boos' names tattooed on my forehead and have put money on all your books, so hit me up!

I got a kick out of the characters actually referring to Bailey's ninja warrior superhero status, as we here have been doing for so long. Seems like the writers are acknowledging the ridiculousness of her.

But even if the poundicipants aren't "new" to us we fat chatters still meet weekly to connect and entertain ourselves. Because we are a fun bunch!

Well, yes, but then Wihan couldn't flirt with Adair for hours at a time as they giggle over tortoise sex noises and avoid work. Poor Wuhan, he is so misunderstood!

Do Angelenos actually have Purge masks in their closets just waiting for the call? Another silly episode, and I was very confused with the C plot about the murder trial. I wonder if the bad lawyer guy they arrested at the end will be part of a larger plotline in the future. If I were Bradford, I woulda smacked Social Media Girl upside her head the first time I hollered at her. Insufferable!

Day drinking with Seth and Paul was delightful. I want to go day drinking with Paul Rudd, he seems like he's a lot of fun And Seth can come along too. I loved how they both reacted to that one hot sauce drink. It shut them down so badly they had to come back another day! That's one nasty drink! 🤢🤮

Good night,my lovies! I should be here for Felon Funday, hope to see you then!

Nope, no snake for me. But good for Chrystal. I hope her daughters have learned some important lessons. Unlike Mike's poor kids.

Who's the random girl beside the daughter, sitting beside him? Dude, you still weigh 400 lbs and that's after WLS. That is awful. You are no paragon of parental virtue.

Why does this guy park in the handicapped spot? I don't see a handicapped sticker on or in the car. Yeah, if you were busy you shouldn't have time to eat, you big liar. Cut the crap and just frigging do it.

These guys working with Mike are terrible actors! They say their lines with such conviction (snerk). Now he should be able to buy a scale and keep track of his weight himself, no? Or does he want Dr. Now to cover his skin removal surgery? I don't like Mike. Good for Chrystal. She looks like a normal fat person now, but yikes, those breasts! She's going to need breast reduction surgery if she ever gets a job with good health insurance. Hahahaha, as if that would ever happen.

I won my first mah jongg game in a while. Played badly the rest of the time. But that's okay, there's a learning curve. My house is filthy and I know that cleaning it won't take that long, but for some reason I am just not interested in doing it. My cleaning lady went into a different line of work and I miss her so much! I've got a pile of stuff in the basement to bring to Goodwill, which will make the basement less crowded. Finished my taxes yesterday but since I owe both the state and the feds a little money, I haven't filed yet.

Mike, how on earth does eating the right food and exercising prevent you from "getting your kids back"? You can do both! Argh, this guy is useless.

I'd take the kids too. What kind of a role model and teacher would he be for them? "Hey kids, every time you get a setback,just order a lumberjack breakfast and your problems magically disappear! 🫥 Poof!"

His neck is bigger than my thigh!