Muffyn

I love your succinct way of putting that. I also loved when Chris told Chad he could carry him around. I tend to think of Chris as pocket-sized. I could see Chad throwing him over his shoulder or cradling him like a baby. Um, yeah. Seriously, he didn't know until they ate Bob's leg? What kind of animal did he think they were eating? How did he miss Alex being butchered?

Given how many times the sentencing was moved, they could have thought it was close to the sentencing date when they had the party. Then it was delayed and delayed and delayed . . . .

Amber’s hair cutting scene was such overblown bullshit. She will scar her children with these ridiculous displays. I too had “the cancer”, a long time ago. When a health issue comes up, you think about it, but life cannot be completely overwhelmed by the cancer. I suspect she and Jim thought we would all care so much about her health issues and see her as a sympathetic character. Just another famewhore willing to do anything to garner the spotlight. The ladybug event seemed like such a stupid concept. Fake kids fashion show and massive amounts of candy. You have seen my personal hell. As to the clink-clink comment, Teresa is not going to jail for telling rumors. It is not karma. She broke the law by committing fraud. It ain’t about you Thing #2. The raw excitement of watching a bunch of idiots wait for and discuss the verdicts. I guess Jac and Chris weren’t “in the neighborhood” since it took them 1-1/2 hours to get to Kathy’s house. Chasing the cameras. Jac has miracle eye makeup. It doesn’t smudge at all when she cries. I’m getting my ends trimmed on Wednesday. I have to get my family and friends together for this momentous occasion.

That commercial is seriously disturbing. Until the chip following ending, it looks like he's a creep into little girls. There's the misdirect you want to use to sell chips. They're so tasty they'll distract you from your pedophile desires.

It always sounds to me like she is saying "If VD is stopping you from finishing what you started . . . " All I can think is I hope you didn't even start until you finished the medicine for your VD. Let's be safe out there.

I have learned so much from this show. I am going to put all of the dark eye shadow I own on. All of it on my lids right now. It's a great look. Then I'll see if I can score some of that sweet silver blush. My goal is to look as freakish as possible. Use the eye shadow to make sure I can barely keep my eyes open and the blush to create a fine death pallor. That should get me a featured zombie spot on The Walking Dead.

While I know Tom can be a huge douche, I did like him getting on the guy for saying his food wasn't "too bad". It's a pet peeve of mine. I had an ex who would always say things "weren't too bad". This would prompt me to say, "So you're starting with the premise that they were bad. Just not as bad as they could have been? Not as bad as you thought they would be? But definitely bad." Wait, maybe I'm a douche too.

There is a commercial for the Listerine family of products (not kidding), that shows a boy eating corn. He already is chewing a mouthful of corn when they show a closeup of him going in for another bite. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I do NOT want to see half-chewed corn about to fall out of his gob. I don't care how minty fresh his breath is. Just disgusting.

I hate to admit it, it would be horrible for the girls, but I would watch a show with Juicy homeschooling the girls. It would be appointment TV. We could have drunk Juicy teaching while Gia desperately googles things trying to find correct information. Rosie could come over and get tanked with Juicy, then join in on the learnin'.

There is one guarantee when dealing with the Giudices - if there is a really stupid thing to do or a bad choice to be made, they will do it. Whaddaya gonna do?

My minimum goals for any work day are: Make it to work; don't be naked. Today I'm here, and I'm not naked. Have I earned a coke?

Chris Hardwick often goes on about his hatred of LinkedIn. In the zombie apocalypse, he'll wish he had LinkedIn so he could check out BS stories from wannabe scientists with mullets.

I did not see the CSI episode. However, I have been hugged by human furries. It has become a tradition when I volunteer at certain adult lifestyle events. Weirdly brings me back to childhood, just crashing out on a bed full of stuffed animals. Still not buying the Jaminals, however. I'll stick with the occasional furry hug. To each his own.

I think that if anyone knows about tattling, it's TattleTeeny! Then again, when you tattle, you don't just tattle on others, you tattle on yourself. You tell others "I am a tattler." Yet again, I'll let myself out.

I find rumorgate overwhelmingly boring. I don't care. I do not care, not at all. Then again I don't care about the boring, screechy twins in any way whatsoever. I don't care if Rino fucks hamsters and corpses (or hamster corpses, for that matter). I don't care who said what to whom. I don't care if any of them took out a billboard, radio ads, or painted the rumor on donkeys' asses (or Jim Marchese) and let them loose in New Jersey. These people are boring, desperate to stay on the show and extraordinarily stupid. Rant over.

I can only assume these are aimed at toddlers and adults. You know, plushies or furries. The children could wear it outside. The adults would only wear it inside with a special friend. This could be the cheapest animal costume you could get as an adult. So when you get your jollies in it, wash it and it falls apart, you can afford to buy another. No?

You'll want to roast those first for better flavor and richer stock. If you're going to eat people, you may as well make them tasty. Okay, so the first guy getting killed at the trough didn't know for sure he was going to get brained with a bat, then be bled out. But everyone else just hangs out waiting for the inevitable? I understand they were tied up and on their knees. Wouldn't you try to fall over or slide away? They would probably still kill you, but you leave more of a mess for them to clean up. They were probably dinged their oh so pretty trough. If they all tried together they might have been able to take one down. Even if Rick didn't have hidden weaponry, we know he's not beyond biting a throat when necessary.

Joel McHale, is that you?

I did enjoy the scene when the walker lunged at Eugene, His reaction was hysterical. Still didn't move his arms away from his sides. Maybe that's what keeps him safe from the walkers. He smells so bad they think he's one of them.

That's why he has four beautiful daughters. He'll probably have supervised tests. Doesn't mean he won't try though. That's our Juicy. If there is a way to try to cheat the system, he's on board.

Now I have visions of Derek being replaced with Godzilla in a really nice wig. Stomp, stomp, stomp. There goes the ICU! Parking garage crushed!

Does it have long eyelashes and a bow?

I was just so hoping for someone to say "This is bullshit! My sheep are broken!" Also acceptable would have been "My pony is broken!"

This episode was just scene after scene of adults not listening to each other and not really communicating. Yes, this is a Grey's standard. It would just be nice to have one scene where this doesn't happen. She-Shepherd bitch slapping He-shepherd even fits this because she yelled over top of him and he didn't get to express his (childish, petty, ridiculous, brought on by his own behavior) issues. For surgeons, they all very quickly go to an emotional place. Have they ever considered that the board would greatly benefit from a competent administrator? It's amazing the hospital is still standing.

We wish you a merry tree branch, we wish you a merry tree branch, we wish you a merry tree branch, and happy impaling! My vision: tree branch guy sues the hospital for a HIPAA violation since they let so many people take pictures with him and provided no privacy. He then takes control of the board. He kicks Bailey off for taking his picture and gives the seat to Alex.