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More goo to go! TM Bob Newhart

Poor little Splooge-on. First, he has that name. Second, he is going to grow up afraid of lights. if the poor child ever sees a train coming toward him, he'll probably freeze like a deer and hope the scary light goes away. Let's hope they don't buy used and save the difference!

I am starting to think his sisters are right - Josh really is sly. He may or may not be at RU. He may have flown to Arkansas. Oh sure, he wasn't very sly about molesting his sisters and another young girl, registering for Ashley Madison or cheating on his wife with prositutes, but damn if he isn't a master of hiding out after the fact. Maybe he has been slyly hiding in the pantry at the TTH this whole time, living off of dried goods and thawed tater tots.

What gets me in the Nissan commercial is how quickly they get to the game and the incredible parking she gets. Even with special parking passes you cannot get into any stadium I've ever been to so quickly. Hell, I'd marry her for her parking-fu if nothing else.

I found myself thinking, is there a word for the splooge from a sturgeon? Sturgeon splooge, if you will. And it came to me, that would be spurgeon. Thanks, Bin! Question answered.

I'll admit I barely know who any of these people are, but I was really hoping we would be seeing the last of Braiden Sunshine.

They can sort of shorten his name to Spew. Spurgeon Elliot Seewald.

baby Spooge with his siblings, Oral, Ennis and Regina. I'm calling it now!

At this point, I despise Sofia Vergara. I can no longer tell if she has any talent at all. I saw two of her commercials back-to-back. The schtick is so old. First was the coffee maker commercial, bad but not horrific. Then she's hawking heads and shoulders by being all over some young generic guy. The end scene with her pursing her lips and hanging on his shoulder makes my stomach turn. Is this supposed to be appealing? Are we supposed to believe that a grown woman finding a young man attractive would behave in this way? Or is this meant to be more maternal/friendly in that she is cleaning him up to attract others and affirming his appeal through this action. Regardless I find her behavior repulsive.

One normal person who is dealing with some major issues. Two fame whores, one of whom was a repeat. Jessica Rabbit lady reminded me of that godawful carrot couture woman. If we made a drinking game around every time she said Jessica Rabbit, we’d be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning. When she was listing her reasons for seeing the doctors, she neglected the biggest one – anything for more attention. Clearly she didn’t want her nose corrected. She had to know it would need to be a little larger to open the airway. Lacey Wildd is just an absolute waste of time. Another one who will do anything to stay in the spotlight. How many shows has she been on? Her and her jack-o-tits have had so much air time. So now she gets a show to give her a facelift. She’s still a wreck. I don’t believe that her face lift and nose revision gave her some new perspective on life, especially since she is already talking about additional surgery. Can we shoot her and put her out of our collective misery? I liked Rajee when she was first shown. Now, not so much. She’s another one who won’t go away. How sad to think that these people have created careers out of being surgical disasters. It was one thing when people were relegated to freak shows because so many people refused to accept them. It was sad a horrific that people were treated so poorly. In these cases we have people who have chosen to make themselves extreme to gain attention, no matter how sad that attention is. Serious psychological counseling is needed here.

JenniferBug, I knew him in San Francisco. I thought he grew up locally but I'm not positive. Jerry was from New Orleans. San Francisco is a city of transplants.

I think we all know FPP is so inept he could not even effectively fall on some walkers if thrown. He would find some way to screw that up, take down a wall, and let the walker horde in the ASZ. And of course, through the miracle of whiny incompetence, FPP would not have a scratch in him.

Patsy is also just so uncomfortable with anything to do with bodies so I don't even see it as a gay issue. He needs to supervise because he cannot provide good patient care. Or I just love this since it was a call back to one of my favorite lines ever from Dawn: "I think I have an anal fissure. You're my boyfriend!"

Years ago when my friend Michael died, he left money for our friend Jerry to take his remains to Hawaii. He wanted his remains to be scattered off of a cliff he had climbed when he was healthy. He even drew a very rough map explaining how to get there. Of course, between when Michael died and when Jerry could get to Hawaii, there was a major storm that caused damage to the coast lines and downed many trees. When Jerry got back from the trip, he told us how he walked for hours trying to find the spot. He was looking for the various markers Michael had listed and couldn’t find them. Jerry was also unwell, so he was really worn out. He told us he finally just went to a low cliff overlooking the ocean, dumped the ashes and yelled “Swim!” Weirdly I know Michael would have enjoyed that solution.

In the show's defense, her scene started in a cutting room. Get it? Cutting room? Slit wrists? I'll let myself out.

I was thinking, well Rick, why don;t you shout a little louder about being quiet. You could also start banging things on the ground, shoot off your gun a,d play some mariachi music while you're at it. way to lead by example with the shouty shouty!

I hate that commercial so much, and not just for her snotty attitude. Since the tattoo is on his arm, why wasn't he watching the whole time? He had to wait until the end to look at it? Also, how long has she been eating a Milky Way? She seems to be taking the first bite. Does she eat Milky Ways constantly? If so, can't we blame her inability to tattoo the correct word on blindness from extremely high blood sugar? So many questions, all based on pure, unfiltered hate.

NextIteration, I am so sorry for your loss.

It seems like even if they have talented contestants we can no longer tell. The judges do destroy their originality and push them toward mediocrity. The short challenges give them no real time to think, so many of them go back to a dry well over and over. With everyone slipping toward mediocrity, the judges still find something to praise, thereby building the contestants confidence based on work that should have them striving for more rather than feeling like they have nailed it. That is how we get things like Candice's final collection which, as presented, became a muted retrospective of what she offered up all season. Only now the judges were not impressed. I would have rather seen the more costumey collection she wanted to present just to have something different to look at. Kelly would be greatly helped by going to design school. she would benefit from learning about fabrics, draping, and the history of design. As HunterHunted stated there are many designers that were able to expand their personal brands by appearing on the show. The exposure prompted people to seek them out. Also, from the early seasons there were designers who got jobs in the industry with major design houses. The reality show idea that you win a contest and become the next big thing is fine for TV, but it is not reality. The vast majority of people work hard in the industry, most often for others, as they hone their skills and learn more about the business of fashion. There is no shame in being offered a job by a design house. Many people aspire to those jobs and few achieve them. While they would all like to win, how many would be excited to get such an opportunity? Designers, you will need to use all white in your design. Bonus points if you make pants that make your models hips look wider than they are. At least two full cans of hairspray must be used for their hair styling, and all makeup must be extremely garish.

This was like Z Nation meets Scoobie Doo. I so wanted someone to pull out a pocket comb and some tissue paper.

His cup runneth over (with used, sticky kleenex). The only addition I would like is sly sex pest, becuase we know how charmingly sly Josh was about molesting his sisters. Oh that sly boots! He will also learn how to use the most circular reasoning ever in his speech. And of course to bring everything back to dog vomit. Brother Johnny loves his dog vomit. This week the RU program only included Cisco speaking to the online posters. There was no audience. There was a party they were all attending. I'm sure it was a party so painfully uncomfortable it made a Duggar event look almost bearable.

All I can say is, if you have had cancer, if if you know someone who has had cancer, or if you know someone who knows someone who has had cancer, or you know someone who knows someone who knows someone whose life was affected by cancer, or your zodiac sign is cancer, or you used the word cancer when playing scrabble, or you bought a container of flavored milk snot yogurt with a pink lid and/or pink ribbon on it, or you have heard the word cancer (including hearing it in your own head while reading this post) please copy and paste this to your facebook status. (A completely in no way supported calculation of) 97% of people won't do this. Do you want all people to die of cancer you heartless swine? If you don't post this, no one will know that cancer exists and that you think it's bad. On a commercial related note, I have had a cold all week which has led to odd sleeping patterns. I have now had multiple dreams that include drug commercials. Fortunately I have not yet been assaulted in my nightmares by the walking intestines sitting at a restaurant table.

My theory is she knows the hospital has been referred to as Grey Sloan Shepherd Mercy Death. With death in the title and being seen as the slayer of the great Derek Shepherd (so great that his floating head appeared when his wife gave birth), she figured it was the perfect place for her.

I am so glad this show is back. It is brilliant from acting to writing and everything in between. This recap really captures the beauty of this seemingly simple yet richly layered and complex show.

Except in the world of TV. Children from other nations speak English with highly affected twee accents. It is something that miraculously happens when they cross into US airspace. As for the urchin's hands o' deformity, didn't they say the biopsies showed cancerous growths? So how certain can they be, with that level of deformity, that they did not leave in cancerous areas?