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Karine has aged beyond her years. Tough to believe she is only 23.

Chris sold it and I guess that David and Annie weren’t part of the deal.

Bith stew!

Look closely at Elizabeth’s left eye. It looks like a lot of makeup covering signs of a bruise.

I noticed the sweater that Dorinda was wearing at Luann’s house. She has worn this before and I couldn’t help but notice that there are moth holes around the neckline, several around the bottom in the back and one on the right side just down from the shoulder. Not sure why she still wears this, maybe it has precious sentimental value? One of the first gifts that Richard ever gave her? I wondered why a woman who has as many clothes as she does would still hang on to this. This sounds so petty of me and it probably is, I just couldn’t help wondering if anyone else had noticed it or knew why she keeps it around.

Please please please let Family Chantel find out that pre-nup will not be valid if Pedro and Chantel divorce. She is still on the hook for ten years. I predict the reappearance of Shocky!

Steroids?

Larissa thinks that because Colt has to support her for ten years, she is entitled to $200.00 dresses and $1000.00 worth of makeup! She’s lucky that gaslighter Colt isn’t taking her to civil court and suing her for physical injuries (we all know that there probably weren’t any long lasting wounds, but I wouldn’t put it past him to let her think that may be an option).

Seriously, Family Chantel pulls out a taser and wonder why Pedro doesn’t feel welcome at Thanksgiving dinner?

Ask Darcy. She worked in a restaurant you know.

Questions I was hoping would be answered tonight....what was the reaction of Kalani’s dad when he heard about pregnancy number 2? Why did Eric only buy one sandwich in Philadelphia for four people to share?

But the Hazmat team would have been wearing white!

Thanks for the welcome! It’s great to be among like minded people who truly want to see these people do well. Who am I kidding? Bring on the train wrecks.

To top it all off, I live less than 10 miles away from Taycheedah, the women’s correctional facility here in Wisconsin!

That’s the same reason I came here Pepper! Still get to see inappropriate wedding dress try-ons, disapproving family members, plus the bonus feature of possible parole violation.

Eric lost his pants! Brilliant!!!!

They all need a Debbie in their life!

Maybe she appears in parades with the Shriners on the weekend?

Leida’s real dream is to become a doctor in America and she is willing (but not eager) to marry Eric to help move her plan along. She has some qualifications from Indonesia but cannot practice as a full-fledged doctor. Baraboo has no medical schools (surprise, I know!). So Leida would have to travel to Madison or Milwaukee to take additional courses. Minimum of 50 miles one way for either choice. Buy an additional car? Plus gas and insurance. Classes are not free, so there’s that cost. Books, additional money. May have to stay overnight on occasion, so hotel room fees. Where is this money coming from? It worries me that I have thought about this more than Leida or Eric. Since Larissa has disinvited Cousin John and his family from the wedding, subtract them from the total of 10 expected for the wedding. You don’t really need a $2400 dress for a handful of people.

In the latest batch of bith phtew?

Can anyone arrange for a cage fight between Ceci, Jon’s mom, and Leida, Miss Dr. Indonesia? I think we could charge enough to pay for flannel house dresses for all of us.

You all gave away the secret. That’s the dress the Debbie is wearing to Coltee’s wedding.

Kalini only became a mom 5 months ago and pawns the baby off whenever she can. I think that Asuelu is doing pretty well for only having been around a baby for a few weeks. How would he know about not taking a baby out of a car seat while the car is moving? The country is new to him. Hey Eric, there’s a little airport in Chicago that rich doctor daddy and the family could have flown out of.

Complete with discreet condom pocket!

Kalani may have all of us on a technicality. It may have been her Samoan virginity that she lost. Her belief may be that she has virginity on each continent. For example, if she never goes to Antarctica she will always her have Antarctican virginity intact.