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firefly

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  1. A catfish probably isn’t going to post photos that make him look like Big Ed.
  2. Thank you!!! I was wondering what was wrong with me because I wouldn’t want anyone else in the room while I was being waxed.
  3. He nicknamed himself “Big Ed” because he knew that no one else ever would.
  4. If the incident with Mike and his friend the bride-to-be happened over a year ago, why is Natalie jumping all over it now? She continues to sing the praises of her ex-husband, who seems like he can do no wrong. That has to be tough for Mike to try to live up to.
  5. I was hoping that Anna’s car would have been towed while they were in the airport.
  6. Anny only squished one of her feet into the red shoes. Maybe this is the time to confess that I have watched a couple of episodes of the foot doctor show! But why wouldn’t you have tried both shoes on and walked around in them a bit?
  7. They might mistake her for someone who ate Betty Crocker.
  8. I got more than a little queasy when Big Ang pulled that wad of money out of her bra. That should have doubled the price!
  9. She is taking such care in folding items. Mama Mursel will have A lot of ironing to do.
  10. She could open a practice with Leida (Indonesian “doctor” married to the Wisconsin marine). They will probably have similar qualifications.
  11. Will you be spending a day in the Dominican Republic?
  12. Being able to drive a stick shift is quite an accomplishment for a woman? You condescending prick!
  13. Are we concerned about building codes or zoning ordinances regarding the she-shed? Or is it more of a concern to do things the way that Tania wants things done? Nevermind, I think I just answered my own question.
  14. The she-shed is about to become the we-shed.
  15. Complete with subtitles and a translator app.
  16. Her head banging up against the headboard all night long! Bryson had a babysitter you know.
  17. Michael, Juliana, and Sarah all tilt their heads at the same angle when the three of them are shown together. Are they all hearing the same dog whistle?
  18. So not only do the majority of the couples this season have kids, but douche canoe is bringing his ex-wife into the situation as well.
  19. Submit can help you if you have any questions with the paperwork.
  20. Sasha knows all about diapering babies. Too bad he hasn’t figured out how condoms work.
  21. Is Debbie going to make it through the next hour? She’s already slurring her words and wobbling back and forth on the couch.
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