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firefly

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  1. Igor/Justin is a personal trainer. That has GOT to be a Bingo square!
  2. We don’t know if Usman can have children. What if he had a tremendously low sperm count and couldn’t father a child?
  3. Good night to all my fellow grown ass women (boys can be included!)
  4. I think I have figured this out. Kimberly and Usman will bring the boy over to the States; then Shaedda and Bilal can take care of the baby. He will be raised in the Muslim faith and Kimberly can rest her old weary bones.
  5. When my husband and I got married in England I was so glad that I was able to say that I was previously married, because they still use the word spinster on the marriage license to refer to an unmarried women!
  6. Where are you registered? We want to make sure to get you the right gift!
  7. 14 MINUTES AGO, FLOATINGBISON SAID: You can tell the squatters is "split" while wearing your banana costume. Yay!!! Adding that to my list of banana jokes! That certainly has appeal!
  8. Yara understandably wants to spend time visiting with family and friends but I’m sure that they may be scattered all over Europe because of the war. It’s not going to be as easy as she thinks it is.
  9. You know what would be one of the sweetest pleasures in life? If Angela would return home to Georgia and there would be divorce papers from Michael waiting for her on the kitchen table!
  10. Usman’s mom “Fool me once shame on me; fool me twice, you’re out of the damn will”
  11. Yammy yammy? Sexy time? Or any of the other stupid phrases that the couples on here decide to use.
  12. There’s a new birthday greeting. “Fuck you and your birthday Michael!”
  13. I’m sure that Libby is this great undiscovered talent just waiting for us to shower her with praise, money, and awards.
  14. Tonight I realized how much Angela really irritates me. Her little giggles at the beginning of every sentence bug the hell out of me. Have you ever met a person who annoys you by their mere existence?
  15. I have to admit that I was triggered when Bini was choking out that guy. I had visions of George Floyd and it really did scare the crap out of me.
  16. Bilal takes Shaeeda on a romantic carriage ride and continues to be an asshole. I hope it's a horse-drawn carriage and the horses are projectile-shitting at him the entire time. Beefarino! Yet another Seinfeld reference.
  17. Bilal “I can be Mr. Romance”. Short time later “Maybe this wasn’t the best time to bring up a pre-nup.” He can learn!
  18. I think we have met the female version of the goofballs!
  19. Here in Wisconsin, some bars open at 7 am, allegedly for guys who are coming off of 3rd shift and just need a couple of beers to wind down after work!
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