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firefly

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  1. Stephanie is tremendously annoying when responding to tweets. “I KNOW there is weather in Australia. And that it rains there.”
  2. Libby needs to get a second job to pay for it.
  3. Angela is clairvoyant and wanted him to get used to practicing social distancing.
  4. Jess needs to see Debbie drunk? Oh she is going to be so sorry she said that!
  5. With Paul’s encyclopedic knowledge of the workings of the inside of the female body, he should be able to nail down a job as a gynecologist in no time flat. Angela could be his first patient!
  6. Debbie will visit them when she is in Brazil with Colt and Jess
  7. White wedding dress with a tattle tale grey bra!
  8. Darcey and Stacey show starting later this summer? How many blows can we be dealt?
  9. I’m half Egyptian, half sexy. Oh puhleeeasse
  10. Cigarettes, lighter, keys, several grandchildren, a puppy, and three overdue library books.
  11. Ed shows way more unconditional love to his dog than he ever did to Rose.
  12. Baby girl Lisa just said something about being so angry that fire was going through her. No honey, that’s a hot flash. Get used to them.
  13. Darcey having a fake anything? Surely you jest!
  14. If only Keith Morrison was on that network. He would be perfect for the narration!
  15. Isn’t there something a bit tacky about Ed tossing food to the chicken? Shades of cannibalism plus taking food that should be meant for the humans? You’re not footing the bill for this meal Big Ed.
  16. If they get any higher they are going to look like Mickey Mouse ears on the top of her head.
  17. I think that was a bottle of lube and not “massage oil”.
  18. And you know that’s going on your permanent record!
  19. A gem as real as the woman who will wear it!
  20. Not the souvenir I’d want to be bringing back home!
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