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My favorite snack: peanut butter spoon. Just one. Teaspoon.

Oh. My. God. They invited her back?

No, Stacy and Clinton always said "dress for the BODY you have..." in other words, don't put off buying clothes "until I lose this weight...."

"I canwalk way more than five miles"-- Well, I'm sure she can. It would just take her 8 hours to walk 5 miles.

Did you ever watch the TLC show "Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic?" It was about the Brookhaven obesity clinic in NY (this was back when TLC was still about learning...) Anyhows, I remember one of the doctors talking about a patient who ate DOZENS of oranges every day, because, you know, oranges are good for you. And the doctor commented that yes, oranges are good for you, but if you eat 50 a day, you will still gain weight. (How do you eat 50 oranges a day without (a) burning out your stomach lining or (b) giving yourself the runs? )

It's not even that hot in NC until late April, I think. Just for giggles I checked the 7 day forecast. The warmest day forecast is for Monday 3/25 --- a forecast high of 71 degrees.

It counts as eating only once if you start when you get up and stop when you turn in for the night. ;-D

Animal Cops: Houston was my favorite. Charles Jantzen was a great cruelty investigator.

Yup. I'm a type 2, as is my BFF. Her doctor does not have her check her bg AT ALL. I test 3x a day. *Her* doctor allegedly told her that an A1c of 7.1 was normal. My response was, "if your doctor actually said that, your doctor is an idiot. Normal is 4.5-6. Under 7 is the goal for a type 2."

Bahaha.... nope. I remember that commercial --- late 1960s early 1970s..... deodorant. Don't remember the brand, though, because I'm not a guy.

Whitney makes a guest appearance?

I think Pissney will be successful in attracting a man when some app designer comes up with PsychoShop, to do for personalities what Photoshop does for looks. 😉

Heh. Troof. Za'atar and Berbere ....

Which is part of why I didn't do it. Add sketchy neighborhoods and the fact that I'm old and cranky and don't want to cut into MY gym time.....

I don't think a thighmaster would fit in the 1/10" of space between her hams.

I actually considered opening my own personal training business, where I would travel to the homes of those who are so obese that they lack mobility, or are "too ashamed" to go to a public gym/Y . Nutrition advice included! Some enterprising YOUNGER personal trainer should do this.

Specifically, BACON grease and salt. ::grabs gasoline soaked underwear, takes seat on bus to Hell:: :-) :-)

Oh, good. I came here hoping someone other than me found these emu ads stupid and annoying. What made the adholes think this would work?

She's tatting herself up to better fit in with the Doctor Now crowd....

I automatically made that correction, figuring it was "viewers in thousands." Big numbers are frequently presented that way.

She has a vid on her IG page (I can actually see some of her stuff) with Ryan, who is wearing a meat tshirt (or at least that's what it looks like.) Some of the comments are skewering, like "gee, your feet almost left the ground...."

I have zero hope for Jeanne. I suspect we will hear of her death within the next 18 months.

All the while being "coy" as she dropped less-than-subtle hints to Heather about bedding Buddy.

The only possible excuse for this is you have a scalp laceration that required staples and you can't comb/shampoo until the staples come out.....

I agree. If she were doing appropriate exercise, properly executed, I would be applauding her. And here's the "dirty little truth" about the gym: Ain't nobody watching you. They're concentrating on their own workout.