Colleenna

Because her alleged trainer is a fraud. And on that note, I'm outta here on my way to the gym.

Since when did she ever do ANY exercise as it's supposed to be done? Seriously. Whether it's squats, skaters, deadlifts, or shoulder press, she's going to do it HER way (ie, incorrectly, the laziest possible way.)

I think it's supposed to be a Romanian. If that's what she's "tryna" do --- FAIL.

If they shot a blow dart into Pissney would she make a farting sound as she flew off into the sky, like a giant Macy's Thanksgiving Parade balloon?

The hubs and I almost never eat fast food because most fast food places aren't vegetarian friendly. The last time (unless you count Panera as ff) was a trip to PPG Paints arena where we had Impossible Burgers™ from Burgatory. And they were fricking awesome.

Was it you that mentioned the DIY suction cup grab bars? I have one. I don't actually grab onto it --- it's more of a "touchstone" for me --- but it seems quite sturdy. You do need to remove it (it's easy to remove and reinstall) whenever you clean your shower walls. Otherwise, about once every two months the suction cups give way and it falls into the shower/tub. Scared the bejabbers out of me the first time it happened. I thought someone was trying to break into the house.

We've seen women twice Pissney's size shower on My 600 PL. Some of them are well over 600# and can't stand up for more than 10 minutes because their legs can't take the weight. But shower they do. It's nothing more than an excuse for her to be the filthy POS that she is.

LOL. Been there done that. Waaaay back in the 90s when Les Mills first introduced Body Pump, I decided to take it. For those of you unfamiliar with it, Body Pump is a group exercise class involving weights (barbells) and music. LOTS of reps (which I didn't know before I took the class.) Well, I walked in, and thought to myself, I lift pretty heavy, so I'll just max out the bar. Bad idea. 100 barbell curls. 100 clean and press. 100 skull crushers. 80 squats. 80 lunges. It was 3 days before I could comb my hair because I couldn't lift my arms. 😄

Anybody want to bet that now that so many people are saying how disgusting she is for doing this, she starts walking it back? I can hear her whines now: "Y'all, I didn't really pee in the hot tub. I was just joking. What kind of disgusting person do you think I am? Oh, boo hoo hoo, blubber, everyone hates me....."

Actually I quit watching a while back, but I come here for the snark. 😄 I know I can get a pretty accurate episode description.

I think they were talking about the My Big Fat Fabulous Life page on Facebook. Lots of people talking on there about it. Most people saying how disgusting she is, but a few die hards calling them haters. Damn, some of her fans are as delusional as she is.

Nope. Dates from the 1500s. We probably read it in our high school English class while studying Shakespeare. I think it's actually mayhap without the s ....

How did it go with the doc? Did you get the shot? If you did, did it help?

Maybe.... but a friend of mine has a 9 year-old who has more maturity than Pissney.

Heh. I thought it stood for Blurred Out Kid Everyone Hates.

He finds the prospect of big money attractive.

Well, a qualified trainer would have her concentrating on functional movement. There's even a screening process that we used when I was a trainer called....wait for it.... Functional Movement Screening. If I were her trainer, I would have her doing simple step-ups, starting with something easy, like 6" step. Lots of balance work. Planks. Treadmill. HIIT water aerobics. Stair climber. Squats (properly executed) and wall sits. But that's just me. I'm only NASM and AEA certified. ;D

Or "ow my laigs." But he's already spoken for.

Her weave / mesh is showing along her hairline.

Yes. There's a name for that: schadenfreude.

I'm not on IG, so can't. And I'm sure that, like @cherenkov, I'd be banned in a hot second for daring to point out how shitty her "werkouts" are.....

If you look at her FB page, she's lost a ton of weight. You can tell from the facial features that it's definitely her.

I just realized that I know several "special needs" adults who are far better than Twit at adulting. They have jobs, their bodies are clean, and they dress themselves in REAL CLOTHING. With buttons and zippers and shoelaces. And they are lovely, pleasant people. Sigh.

What a kind thing to say. Ty. Just trying to stave off the fragility that seems to afflict my family when they hit their 80s. Whitney should be ashamed of herself.

I think part of it is that she goes to a very small gym that probably doesn't have classes. Yeah, I'd like to see her keep up with me. An hour of lifting followed by a two mile swim. I'm going to try and add in a 30 minute spin class before the lifting. We'll see if my hip will cooperate. I'm more than twice her age (but only half her size.)