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I’ve been watching since season 1, but I don’t think I’m continuing. It feels like the only way Poorit can stay on the show is to rant and rave. I wonder if there’s a clause in her contract that for every “C word“ she gets a bonus. How did she get first chair? Her storyline is being a grifter. Jennifer Tilly is a call back to what the show should be, fabulous wealth, and having fun with it. I don’t turn on to watch screeching, I tuned in to watch escapism. And I can’t blame PK for running as fast as he could away from that obnoxious skeleton.

The “housewives” are not interesting. And they’re too old and set in their trenches to be interesting anymore. It’s become a show about shilling and grifting and reinventing their pasts. None of them are married (Kathy is a friend, doesn’t count). And a season of Poorit screaming at everyone was not enjoyable. I’m with Garcelle. Bye Kyle.

Memo to self, never click on a link about Kyle’s confessional dress because then you will see it pop up on every feed for weeks. Nicki Hilton’s sequin monstrosity designs will haunt me forever. ☠️ Can someone please explain Poorit the grifter’s hat to me? What was she hiding in it? Spare food to pretend to eat later? Kathy’s skin care? Wallets of the boat staff? Or PK’s balls? I never thought I’d say these words but “thank you Boz”. I’m glad she saw through the immediate gaslight after the apology. And really Poorit? Sutton has been taking shots at you? When exactly could she get a word in edgewise with your cursing ant people all season?

Of course, PK wants a divorce. He would like to be able to finish a sentence sometime in his lifetime. Jennifer Tilly can bring the bling to the show. I love how Erica recognizes vintage couture and appreciates it. But then again, she’s had a lot of experience with old things that didn’t appreciate over time. The best thing about having a DVR is never having to watch Boz and her attempt at a storyline baby. Not a fan of wacky Kathy, she can just wander off into the ocean. I love how Bravo bravo fucking bravo still pretends that one person plans and organizes these trips every year. Sutton needs to lean into A: being a villain and spouting whatever nonsense is rattling around in her southern brain; or B: sucking up to people that do not deserve sucking up to and never speaking.

Kathy’s “batty old grandma” routine is really getting old. And so is her shit stirring with bothering Sutton about Dorit narrating the show. I would be thrilled if she did not return. I’m sick of Moe and his influencer side chicks. But not as sick as I was having Morgan shoved down our throats all last year. Nice try by bravo trying to put Denise Richard show on my DVR. I deleted that thing immediately. I don’t need to see porn family and grifter angry husband. Out of Erica’s whole remodel, those gray curtains in the living room were gorgeous and my favorite part. It’s nice to see Tom’s old furniture gone, I wonder if she gave any to the widows, orphans, and burn victims?

Recording this means I can fast forward through Boz, her ovaries, and her leech of a bf. I really hate how this has become the Dorit show this season. And I need the morally corrupt Faye Resnick off my tv. Sutton needs to stop giving oxygen to the screeching harpy. You’re southern? Then kill her with “bless your poor heart” until she finds a new target to curse at.

This show is still sponsored by lemons. Probably a great tie in since they’re all sour and sucky at Kathy’s house. I had bucca de beppe flashbacks again. At this rate, I’m suing Bravo for PTSD. Any bets on Dorit running around making all centerpieces carcass out? Sutton needs to build a fence to keep her mother out of the main house. The scene with the mother and old guy who wasn’t identified seemed odd. Were there cut scenes?

I was really hoping the wind would have taken both Dorit and Kyle out to sea. Maybe we’ll get lucky on the upcoming boat trip and they’ll both go overboard?

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

I don’t think the world is ready for Boz’ maternity wardrobe. Glad to see the girls at Chuck E Cheese and not Bucca de Beppo or whatever Dorit’s lemon room from hell is called. Need this season to be less ranting and more fabulous lifestyle. But enough of the “designer”. He’s boring

I am convinced that Dorit was told this season was her last chance on the show unless she agreed to curse loudly every 10 minutes. Because unless this show is putting food in the mouth of those cute little children of hers, there’s no reason to spend every episode screeching at the top of your lungs and grasping at every little excuse to go off on people. I never knew a meme could cause so much drama.

I feel like this season will be known as “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants”.

I’m convinced that Dorit’s plan this year is to yell at everyone so she can avoid discussing her “separation”. And Kyle the loveless bean is going along with it. I was hoping to like Boz, but she’s backing the wrong screeching harpy.

Is it me or is Chip really loud on the final episodes? He was yelling at one point about floor finishes. 😳

Tuned into Stagecoach on Amazon tonight and immediately saw Kyle in her Kemosabe hat hugging Elle King. But it was brief, so that was good.

Another 1 season dud. Not sorry to see .85 disappear. I would love to see Kyle and Dorit go too.

Ah, Kyle, your whole ass is showing this year. And it’s because we saw you sic your minions on Sutton in your feeble attempt to shield your marital problems from the show. She really reminds me of A Few Good Men when Nicholson’s character goes psycho and admits to ordering the code red on a soldier. She can’t handle the truth after 13 seasons of portraying her perfect marriage to love bean. Dorit brings nothing, can she go away along with .85?

Editing monkeys hard at work with Kyle and Mo. Her beer was full, almost gone, half empty, full again. I’m with Sutton, if you’re going to be around those women, drink early and often. Episode was boring. Negative 8.5 really needs to get off my tv.

Erika, let’s talk about the $25 million since you’re ready to bring up how Tom spent the money. 5.8 needs to sit in a corner. At this point, she could tell me the show airs on Bravo on Wednesday and I’d go check listings to be sure it didn’t move networks and days. Kyle, oh shut up. 5.8 didn’t do anything but stare at Crystal. Dorit, really, you’re living in a rented house, your husband has a gambling issue, you’re a grifter that can’t afford your wardrobe, and the best you can come up with is Crystal got married at 24? Shoo.

So 8.5 said CRYSTAL made the eating disorder comment? Talk about gaslighting. It’s just wrong on every level. I need that horse faced hag and her rapist husband off my screen. I love Sutton, she wasn’t having the fake “sorry for my part” apology. Wonder if she’ll roast Kyle at the reunion for being the instigator. Andy needs to bring on someone richer and nicer next season, hoping doctor horse and Dorit the designer are gone.

I too bring up esophageal issues at NAMI fundraisers. It’s a great icebreaker. Right up there with politics. And asking people their annual income. What dirt is the doctor wannabe hiding in her own life? Let’s talk about the husband? Confession time, I sang along with Kyle, Take Me Away is a stellar song, maybe not a good one for the benefit, but fabulous. In other news, UGH, Teddi. 😐

I freaking love Morgan Wade. Reckless was one of the best new artist releases a few years ago. Her acoustic stuff is insanely good. Have tickets to see her this summer. I want her to be happy and only have good things happen in her life. I saw a photo of her with Kyle and thought it was an odd friendship. So, my mind is kind of blown.

Trevor’s inspired moment to bring up the normal peeps was pretty cool. But only because granny got to meet Harry. It would have gone horribly wrong if ABBA or Coldplay had won. Is this parking lot song why Beyoncé was late? Detour due to buffet? In my next life, I want to sit at Lizzo’s and Adele’s table.

I never again want to see a round table of random people discussing album of the year. It was like a SNL skit with a Coldplay loving Pilates instructor and a random guy who lost a bet and was picked to talk about ABBA.

I love Lizzo’s personality. She just sparkles inside and outside. ❤️