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"Uh, here's a question, guys: since when did they bring back the "If anyone objects to this union..." line to weddings?" I think that ALL of Matt's friends and family have a strong working knowledge of the wedding vows.

Narkyia made me a bit sad when her only review of the beautiful country of Vietnam as that they have a street dedicated to chicken stands.

I think this is fascinating. The Jorge and Nicole romances are fascinating. I thought that Anfisa's answer to the describe your husband question was going to be idiot.

Nicole's Mom can throw shade like Prince. Love her! Someone slip the domestic abuse hotline number to Jorge. Can he even sell legal weed with a criminal record? Isn't it like a liquor license? Marky Mark is STILL trying to get people to forget that he smashed that shop owners face in until he was blind sonthstbthe wahlburger joint can serve alcohol.

Chantal is very sweet. She was annoying on the show but they are both cute. I knew that Jorge was a lying broke ass scumbag he doesn't deserve being physically assaulted but all of the rest - he has it coming. Alla seems happy - good for her! Nicole. SMH. I'm suing her for medical bills for whiplash she has ms SMFH so much.

Narkiya is going to be the next Danielle Jbali because she LOVES the drama. She loves following Lowo, checking out his stories, stalking him on the web. This show is likely the most exciting and glamorous thing to have ever happened to her. And she is going to keep the drama train a rollin'. If they don't get married I will be shocked. Happy to be done with Chantal and Pedro - they were so dull I just FF'd through their segments. Anfisa is not going to have a happy life with Jeorge - he is shifty. He reminds me of Mark/Nikki form a previous season as he dangles rings, wedding gowns, etc. in front of Anfisa but she gets nothing. She has nothing but a lease in her name on that depressing apartment. No furniture. A few meals at what looks like low level restaurants or bags of take out. No social life as Jorge apparently has no friends. She should have opted to stay at the hotel- at least there would be people around. Alla is getting a much better deal and you have to limbo to get under that low bar. Nicole bless her heart. I hope that they don't get married. Azan doesn't deserve being stuck in Bradenton with this terrible woman. She will be able to parlay her appearance on this season into some kind of millennial Teen Mom/Jersey Shore/Bachelor career.

You don't think that Anfisa flies coach do you doll?

It was TMI from Mo and TMMI from Devar. At least Devar was drunk - Mo and Dani have no excuse.

He had to go to the airport because he pays with a wad of cash that he may be hiding from the IRS.

He is just not smart about so many things. He will end up like that trashy Italian couple from the Bravo Housewives franchise who ended up in jail after flashing cash all over the place. I would love to be a fly on the wall when Anfisa catches that pay a woman to spread their legs comment from his sister. She is so scary. I wonder if she has some kind of mental health issue or if she is just a stone hearted gold digger who won't go back to Russia no matter what.

What was the plan if they didn't have the prenup? Were they going to storm off? THrow the groom into the lake? What?

Nicole is going to hold that baby hostage until her Mom pays to import Azan. Nicole is the worst person on this show to date. Including Mark. She is a milennial monster.

Melanie and Devar are the American nurse (?) who met the Jamaican lifeguard and has sent 40K importing him into America. They have lots of arguments about Devar sending money to his "sister" in Jamaica and Mel's sister Bev complaining abut Devar sending money to aforementioned "sister" in Jamaica. Mark and Nikki were on last season. Nikki was a beautiful 19 year old Filipino who was marrying a 60 year old man Mark. He was terrible to her. Terrible. Like you hoped that she would go back to working in whatever hostess bar she was at before she met him. Everyone hates Mark.

I meant that she was "OMFG I didn't have to get a peepaw to bring me to the states!"

I have finally figured out why Melanie is so hostile towards Mo. He and Dani are Mel's ghost of Christmas future. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can tell that Dani is not blameless in this mess. The interaction between the couples is so interesting. Devar and Pao seem relieved that Mo is there to be a lightening rod for any suspicions of fraud. And the look on Nikki's face when she saw the other brides young husbands was poignant

I can't see him being very successful based on his one 15k phone call directing his client to the dollar store. And I am still seeing red about his texting and driving He deserves to get fleeced

She is adorable! I wish that they would invite her on one of the reunions. She handled herself so well through all of that mess with her Dad.

It's not necessarily her weight. She is uneducated, rude, disrespectful child-woman with poor impulse control. It's not about her weight. Bless her heart. Maybe seeing herself portrayed in the series will be an eye opener for her. I'm sure that her friends and family are cringing at some of her behavior. She is very young - Bradenton isn't the best local for continuing to broaden her world view. But her trip to Morocco may have opened her eyes a bit more than is evident from the episodes to date.

He leases that car for sure. They are living in fast food and living in a mediocre apartment. He isn't a wealthy man

Jorge trust your gut. Who texts/calls 1000 times per minute? Ugh. Nicole's daughter was seated for safety. They didn't want her sucked into the jet stream caused by the inhalation of 5 pounds of potatoes and 7 ears of corn.

If that had actually happened el would have been making that call holding a bloody axe. And she would have asked Bev for a shovel. Mel doesn't play.

She is full of it. What happened to the shoe company that she was running? That caused her to run back to Columbia because the Bizness was so important? No mention of it at all. Most of these fiancées appear to come to the country flat ass broke.

Is he implying that she has an STD?

The conversation about Pao and her mess is worth hanging in there for.

Mom serving her a gallon of mashed potatoes and a acres worth of corn whilst she clutches her pearls and exclaims "How dare he!" was very telling. I am a fat person myself and am not disdainful of overweight people in general. It isn't hateful to talk about an intimate partners weight and health. It's math. And if you are lugging around 200 extra pounds it is not good for you. It wasn't necessarily "mean" of him to suggest that she try to get in shape so that she could maybe walk up that tiny hill in the desert. I get the feeling that her Mom has enabled her special millennial snowflake through teen Mom-dom, eating herself into a prediabetic condition (I think she has a medic alert bracelet on so maybe she is already there), giving up on her career/education and settling for a minimum wage job. Sad. I feel bad for that adorable little girl. Luckily her aunt seems to have a fairly good head on her shoulders. I don't believe that he said that for a hot minute.