RealityGal

Ha! Nikki Minaj....secretly dressing America's hookers since 2014. I love that no one cared......I get Halloween, but still.

But that's Daya's culture and not necessarily Brett's. i would think when dating someone from a different culture you would explain it, the same way Mohammed as kindly and quite firmly explained it to Danielle. Or how the other couples have had a discussion about it. I think you have a high rate of unmarried pregnancies the assumption is going to start to slip, or everyone is just going to realize that there are two different situations....what people say and how they actually behave. And if people know that there is a likelihood that people are only giving lip service to the idea of being a virgin at the alter, they may rightfully have other expectations behind closed doors.

The plant thing is just a producer joke, which I actually find funny because Judi really does appear to talk to plants, or to herself and the plants are just in the way. I agreed with Jada for the most part, if you want to do shit, be a big girl and admit to it, but its not cute and its not a bad girl to do shit and then keep trying to deny it. I just can't figure Judi out, was her season just full of annoying asshats so I liked her, or has she changed that much, or what? And by the way, since Judi has a line of fake lashes how come she couldn't donate a few to the mobile makeover thing? The only point where Jada lost me was when she did the glitter thing because that was hypocritical. She should have done it and just said "yeah, I did it, now what" not try to deny it like Judi and Sarah. I'm tired of Judi crying about being treated unfairly, she has brought all of this on herself. And she is manipulative, but not in the way where she can be like Natalie, which is what she is going to try to do. Wondering who gets sent home next week, looks like its between Rocky and Judi. Rocky, because it looks like Rocky and Sarah fight and it looks like Rocky beats her pretty good. Judi, because I doubt she can stay sober for any length of time, and they already issued her a "last warning." And by the way, I'm gonna need for Judi to hit the gym a lot more before putting on revealing swimwear and doing a photoshoot.

You are not even lying, I don't even like to call it bitchassedness because I know plenty of women who wouldn't make such asshole statements.

Yep, all 4 of them in a bed seemed like a reasonable idea to Brett :)

It feels like a very Taco Bell thing to do.

My feeling is that they were invited into Falcone's house with the mayor. I can see why they would want the pre-signed warrant. My only thought would be that the judge, in an effort to cover his ass gave them the pre-signed warrants for those instances of telephonic warrants, even though he probably understood that they would be used the exact way Gordon and Bullock used them. If done correctly -- the cop calls the judge, reviews probable cause, gets the judge to agree to the warrant -- I wonder if the pre-signed arrest warrant is unconstitutional in that situation?

awww, don't be modest now. Besides, after having watched RuPauls drag race I've realized that if god didn't give you an ass with scissors and some simple padding you can give yourself an ass.

I think it would only matter for the sake of honesty. If it doesn't make a difference why lie about it? Her son said "in her 40's" with a smirk like he was pulling some sort of game or trick on Mohammed. He seems too dim to realize that Mohammed isn't attracted to Danielle so it wouldn't make any difference how old she was, as long as she is a warm body that can marry him and get him his green card he isn't really concerned.

Here is my beef with that ad....is anyone really going to get that fired up over a sweatshirt? I mean, come on now, even if you give them two sweatshirts are they really going to make that face? And why that song, because that shit is already worming its way into my brain.

I read somewhere that NBC didn't have it on their schedule yet. According to Donald Trump it was because he had to wait 3 months to tape which pushed everything back. NBC should really get on the ball with it, right now everyone is anticipating it, but in a minute it can become yesterdays news. I have no idea what else in the world Donald Trump had to do, and I don't mean that in a mean way, but he seems to mostly be a caricature of himself and a lot of his recent deals haven't been super successful. His whole family pretty much shills clothing and accessory lines and does Celebrity Apprentice.

I know, I know. Its just that KMart normally goes out of their way to try to convince you that the stuff you're going to buy there is going to be quality....at least in the commercials, but damn, all that stuff looked awful. It looked like the sort of thing you give people shit for buying at KMart! But on a positive note, this opens up the possibility of a Ke$ha collection at WalMart. I know, you really can't un-see it can you? So which outfit are you gonna buy first, the super tight pink dress, or the super tight lime green dress, or maybe you're gonna go for the super tight crop top/leggings combo?

Did you all know that Nikki Manaj has a collection......at KMart? It is all such a perfect fit. Apparently this is the ad that is supposed to sell you on this klassy kollection of klothing. How does the clothing manage to look cheap in the commercial? I mean normally they at least try to make it look good for the commercials, but this seriously looks like some shit you can pick up at the swap meet. http://youtu.be/l64Tsz4amYo

I see your KMART ad, and raise you this priceless gem http://youtu.be/9PVhIMr4ScI I'm not even sure where to begin. But let me start by saying I can't tell you the last time someone purchased underwear for me as a gift, I also can tell you I've never bought a grown man underwear as a gift. Second, what song are they playing with the bells at the beginning. Third, just no, just no no no on this commercial, there has to be a better way to sell boxers than men thrusting and shaking their junk at me. I like my boxer ads old school, put Marky Mark into some Calvin's and call it a day.

And, if I may be a cynic for a minute, it does seem like the sort of situation that Brett has set up with bad planning, and if Daya starts complaining Brett will hyena laugh in her face, and when she loses her temper at that, Brett will make her out to be the bad guy who doesn't understand that he is just trying to take care of his daughter. What a mean bitch Daya is for not wanting to have his daughter around! He has already set himself up as the long suffering, nice guy, and Daya as the demanding mean bitch of a fiance. having seen Danielle & company, I couldn't see them agreeing to anything other than American food. Someplace where you can get everything wrapped in bacon. No way were you getting that crew to a Mediterranean restaurant....even though that food is DELICIOUS. I also wonder if that part of town even has those options. ETA: Danielle also strikes me as one of those women that was in a country full of delicious and tasty food, and probably primarily ate cheez-its, swedish fish and doritos.

Seriously, whats the over/under on Hazel shooting some woman she thinks is messing with Berg by the end of the season?

I'm only in law school, but I thought I remembered the availability of telephonic warrants from Constitutional Criminal Procedure. I agree that he probably didn't have anything even approaching probable cause, but just for the judge to cover his own ass, I'm thinking he may have given them the "pre-signed" warrants under the guise of actually having them call in first with their facts to support probable cause, knowing full well that it was pretty much just giving them a blank ticket to arrest people as they pleased. Although, if I remember correctly (and I may not) you didn't actually need an arrest warrant to arrest someone, you would just need to present them to a judge and show probable cause within a relatively quick time frame (like 48 hours or something?) I could see Gordon thinking he had about an 85/15 chance of dying, but just wanting to start a movement in Gotham. Barbara however, I think she thought that she could honestly and sweetly appeal to Falcone's inner good side, maybe flash a smile and talk real nice and he would just see the error of his ways.

Did either of them say that though? I honestly don't remember. Didn't they spend the first couple of nights in the house without Cassidy? Was he sleeping on the couch? Whatever method he used to protect Daya's honor on the first night would have been a more appropriate way than to subject his child to feeling uncomfortable sleeping between three people on one bed. I think its the tiniest bit creepy for Brett and his mother to sleep in one bed, feels a little Oedipal. Every other time another couple has proclaimed that they won't sleep together until marriage they have had a chaperone in a separate room, or they have stayed in a different house. This does feel like cheapness and poor planning.

damn, he is going to go to your place first!

absofreakinglutely!

I think the show wanted us to believe that Gordon was willing to break the rules in order to get shit done. I think that cops can now get telephonic warrants, so I'm not sure if the pre-signed warrants were something to facilitate that, like you contact the judge, give him the facts that you think support probable cause, he says okay, and you then fill in the pre-signed warrant. Of course, no one at GCPD got the warrants to save time, they got them so they could just fill them in and get around the rules. And I'm sure the judge gave them the pre-signed warrants knowing that they were just going to fill them in, but ostensibly I think he might argue that he gave them the pre-signed warrants with the thought that they were going to call first.

I want Fabio to help me by showing up to my house, cooking my meal, and charming me by talking to me

That thing looked like a health hazard. I wonder why they didn't just drain it.

Yep, thats exactly what I thought. I knew she was gonna come back and try to be a savior. The minute I saw her face on the window of that bus, I just knew it. I didn't think she would be stupid enough to go to Falcone's house, but I knew it was going to be something, I knew she was going to become a liability. I'm annoyed by it, but will work to simply accept that she is going to be the consummate damsel in distress.

I got a little concerned when Gordon told Bruce that in the event that anything happened to him that montoya and allen could be "trusted completely" that sort of bold statement often seems to turn against the person who made it. I think Falcone knows about the bait, I'm not sure if he likes her enough to try to turn her, but I think he knows about her. I mean, maybe if he didn't know about Fish, it might be plausible that some young, beautiful creature shows up in your life listening to the same opera your mother loved, and she wants to really spend time cooking and cleaning for you, but knowing about Fish, I hope would put him in a frame of mind to suspect everyone and everything. I wonder how Penguin is going to take out Falcone and Maroni. Maybe the war is coming because Penguin is going to start it, but then what becomes of Fish? So many questions!