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Bananas make me nauseated, and I find them gross in general, so the thought of banana ketchup turned my stomach.

As much as I love my cats, I don't get why I should spend $150 on a thermometer and scale for them. I know one's a little chonky, but she runs around constantly when she's awake. For what it's worth, our vet has been taking their temperature in their ears for years. How is the vet's thermometer different from a baby thermometer? There are vegan marshmallows on the market already. They are pricey and hard to find, but they exist. I'm a vegetarian, and marshmallows are one of few things I miss from my omnivore days.

I just looked it up, and a couple of sites say that the patients receive a show appearance fee that they can use toward the surgery costs. I don't know who was creepier—the airhead chick (who gets "paid to exist"🙄) with the big breasts who wanted even bigger boobs or her much older "boyfriend". I have nothing nice to say about nose job guy. What a dolt. I got misty-eyed for the young woman who had the arm scars revision. She was so happy. I love when the docs transform someone's life in a surgery.

And down to the hundredth of a percent? Shenanigans.

The measurement for winning made no sense. The real estate agents aren't appraisers, so how do they decide what value to assign the "improvements"? Now that this is over, I won't miss the hillbillies getting mad and throwing something at least once an episode.

I'll sit over here at my table for one because I was so grossed out by that dog drooling so much that its owners needed a towel to mop it up. Granted, I'm a cat lady. Mark said something about not understanding how healthcare investors weren't interested in the prosthetic hand since it would help people. I laughed and told my boyfriend, "That's because healthcare investors care only about money!" This is America, dammit!

Maybe teach your kids not to be entitled brats and you won't "need" a splash guard. Signed, a woman who lives beneath an asshole family with young children who overflow the tub and flood through my bathroom ceiling.

Attention.

I'm sorry, but the perpetually losing team's husband is so unfortunate looking. He's the walking embodiment of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. Also, that team's time management sucks.

He's SO hot, but then, so is Navarro.🥵

I don't remember what the teacher said, but I remember thinking that it wasn't very complex. I also remember wondering why the windows at the rink weren't at least covered.

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The peanut butter "logo" looked like a question mark.

I'm sorry, but the Hummviewer looks crazy. "It's an experience" alright. Jay Cutler looks like he has two brain cells fighting for air time and both are losing. Dude couldn't comprehend a counter offer. Also? I eat store-brand peanut butter that is made with nothing but peanuts (no salt), and it's like $3. Daymond's kid looked like she could not have been more bored. My boyfriend and I both thought the song lady was the mother of the woman with the sheet of hair on her right and the dude on her left. I told my boyfriend that she met the hair chick "in college" when she was her professor. She Mary Kay Letourneaued the guy. I'll see myself out.

Giant boob chick was ridiculous. She'd spent all that money on (bad) plastic surgery, but then got her wigs at Party City.

Doesn't everyone who gets on Shark Tank use it as a commercial for their product? The lights are nothing new. Amazon is chock full of them for WAY less than $95. Buy some 3M Command Adhesive to stick them to the wall and you have literally the same thing.

Allow me to introduce you to the humble PB&J.😂

But at up to $16 for a single bag/meal?!?

No one asked for this.

I've heard so many reality show contestants say they're "here for my kids", and I think, wouldn't your kids be better served if you were HOME WITH THEM? Like, there was a single mother (so she told us 1,000 times) who was eliminated early on. Who had her three young kids when she was on the show? Don't mind me; I'm just a childfree, hateful shrew of a cat lady.

My confusion over her resort wear was compounded by my unease at the deeply unsexy men on the panel saying my most hated word "panty" over and over. I just don't understand the need for the product (just get a $15 six-pack of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom and put them in your glove compartment?). I've been a legal adult for 31 years, and I can't think of a single time that I've needed "emergency" underwear in a tiny zipper bag. Am I doing life wrong?

They're more like fraternal twins.😂

That was such an odd outfit. The nipple twins' upspeak was grating. I don't really understand the nipple covers, but then I am "endowed" and could never go braless...in public. Home is a bra-free zone.

I find the Dougie character so completely repulsive.

I agree with other commenters about the fake snow. I immediately thought "microplastics". The owner said it was "polyacrylate", which is plastic under another name. No thanks. I loved the Black Paper Party owners and products. I'd be a customer except that I just don't buy Christmas decorations or wrapping paper. The toy vacuum was a temporary solution at best. If your kids don't pick up their toys now, they're not going to use the vacuum more than a few times. Teach your kids to be responsible instead of giving them another expensive gift they won't use.