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I can't stand Owen, but that has no bearing on how I feel about TK's proclamation. He was right. If Owen can't act like an adult and be in the same place with another adult to whom he is not related and to whom his EX-WIFE was married YEARS after he was married to her, then no, he can't come to the party. My mother acts like an entire ass when she's at any function my birth father attends. They divorced in 1980(!!!). At some point, you need to grow tf up and stop letting people's existence, which has no actual affect on your life, bother you.

My boyfriend predicted that Tommy will never leave the hospital. We'll see.

A couple corrections: the mushroom chamber is $399, and the bikini bottoms for men have a hole with no insert; it's just a hole through the fabric.

I just turned 50. BB is legitimately one of my favorite shows of all time.

If there is a pun, I also don't get it. "Hair Barrel" is kind of funny, but I expect more from a show that has puns on burger names, pest control company names, and next-door store names every episode.

I was disappointed that the salon wasn't named some hair pun like Curl Up & Dye. It was the Hair Barrel.

She's only on that one episode if it helps.

There's a new show on Prime called "Buy It Now". It's like Shark Tank Lite. There are inventors that are given 90 seconds each to pitch their product to a panel of 100 people. If at least 10 people give it the green light (literally), the inventor goes in front of the judges, one of whom is the guy who invented the Ring doorbell and who was infamously turned down on Shark Tank. The other two judges rotate out every episode. One of them is always a higher-up at Amazon. If two of the judges deem the product worthy, it goes to the "Buy It Now Store" (which isn't a real thing, confusingly) on Amazon. The host is JB Smoove. It goes by quickly--three or four products per 44-minute episode (at least, before Prime forced ads on us😤). There are no sob stories so far (I've seen three episodes) because how emotional can you get in 90 seconds. Most people are on their game for 90 seconds. It's actually refreshing.

I've seen the lip balm guy on Instagram and have been very tempted to buy, but I have more than enough lip balm. I love donuts, but there are only two flavors on the Doatnut website right now, and they are $27 for a half dozen!!!

A whole mess.

I thought Todd was stupid not to buy in on the chicken ice cream. It's literally the perfect dessert to sell at his restaurants. People might buy it only once, but that's still a hell of a lot of ice cream sold. He could try a pilot program and see how well or not well it sells.

All the pontificating over the last two episodes...

SNAP MY FINGERS I'M ASIAN NOW What the fuck! "How do you appeal to the Asian market?" would've worked just fine. I would watch a show with just Damon and Rashad and stop watching this one immediately.

PSA to everyone: If you cheated on your college significant other one time, please keep it to yourself and never do it again.

Why does Judd's boss need to meet Judd's adult's son's mother? Real people don't act like this! (I know this is television.)

When the target hits the wrong main vein.🥁

I love that the takeaway Bree, Lucy and Pippa had was disgust at the OPEN MARRIAGE of the 45-year-old professor who was screwing a 19-year-old. His open marriage is the least of the issues in this situation. [This is not to blame Bree. A stable 45YO man should not touch a 19YO woman. This is to say that she seemed more disturbed by his open marriage than with Prof. Pervert himself. I have been a 19-20YO woman who made shitass choices in too-old men. (Absent Father Club member.) They absolutely should not have encouraged and/or pursued. Full stop.]

Everyone on this show sucks so much.

I was yelling at the TV. Tommy wouldn't move to wherever Trevor was going (to follow his bad seed) because she didn't want to disrupt her girls' lives. GTFOH. They are, what? 14? They'll make friends in another state. Sheesh.

I am fully cognizant that none of us watch the show for realism, but wouldn't a plane have a defibrillator at the very least? And maybe an autopumping CPR compression whatever that Chimney brought onto the plane? Also, Athena calling in dispatch to get the fake agent and telling dispatch that she was in "long-term parking" at LAX made me laugh. The paddy wagon is going to be looking for them for a long time. The international airport near me has literal miles of long-term parking.

Unfortunately, I know of him from "Botched" on the E! Channel. He's...a lot.

Is that what a C-section operation really looks like? Because YIKES.

I had heretofore been somewhat sympathetic to Lucy, but after that "confession" "for" Pippa in the bar, she can fuck right off along with everyone else on this show. She and Stephen deserve each other. Stephen can kick rocks. "Diana, what will I do without your rich dad's lawyer money or recommendation? Waaaaahhhhhh!" Uh, what the rest of us poor folks do? Work for what we have? FOH.

But then why would she ask him to wait the next year with her?