Mercolleen

I want to rip Francesca's extensions out of her head.

I'm going to read the boards v. watching until the reunion ep.

Agreed. I just discovered "Perfect Match." It is ridiculous, but not boring.

The ridiculous number of boxes of decorations that Nicole bought for the "housewarming" party gives credence to the comments in this thread to her having a ton of debt.

I cannot believe they filled half this episode with the couples talking to their friends. So boring. Show us the couples doing couple things and talking to each other about something besides the "relationship." This may be my last season ... I was able to delete 90 Day Fiance from the DVR a year ago, and this will probably be next. Do better, producers. Yawn.

It is making me think that I never want to go to Jamaica.

Someone needs to tell Shaquille that God is in the bathtub.

What is on Nicole's right forearm? It is so big. You are not the only one.

Upon starting this ep, all I can see is Kirsten's foundation color that does not seem to match the rest of her skin.

Her mom signed her up so D. would stop calling her and call her husband instead.

I don't remember ever actively disliking this many participants so early in the season. If you're f*cking what I assume to be strangers after having applied to this show, you don't really want to be married. You just want to get laid.

I would say NO until we find out that a season 2 was greenlit.

Throughout the series, I kept thinking "Wow, those lanterns are powerful."

Yes to White Bear similarities! This series was a mashup of Black Mirror, Life on Mars, Lost, and the Matrix, with the gross veiny vines of Stranger Things thrown in. And I'm annoyed at how it was left off. So many good questions from other posters above. I was also wondering why Daniel turned people off, especially if there was the chance it would be blamed on Elliot. And what was up with the people marching off into the sea? And how was the first mate involved? And who invented those weird remote controls? And what is the triangle language?

I am lost now. Are all the people in the archive going to get sucked back into a new loop? Or hang out in limbo? Shouldn't they all be dead? Will copies be made?

Zanab is a gaslighting nagging liar with self-esteem issues.

I feel like she is just plain aggressive.

I'm going to start using the word "mumpty."

Migindy is my new favorite participant on the show.

Pugs should not be a thing. They can't breathe. And need "the wrinkle" cleaned. Ugh. Gross. It's mean to keep breeding them. Anyways, it's also mean for the producers to make us endure so much talking about the relationships to other people vs. just letting us watch the couples interact. After seven years, I've already taken 90 Day Fiance off the DVR. It may be Married at First Sight's time as well.

LOL

She was my favorite.

I need to know what hair products Igor uses. Also why did JibJab wear a turtleneck in the desert?

I was struck by how bad the photographs looked when they would go from the Lifetime filming to the shot by the photographers. People's skin looked weird, and the lighting was off. ETA: Did Alexis just say that she had a designer vagina?

I just wish they hadn't covered up all of Lindy's freckles. She looked so cute when she was in her PJs. ETA: Now her face is done, and I think it looked better with no makeup at all.