Mercolleen

I want to see a picture. ETA: I cannot stop laughing at that description.

"Low class drunk man." Such sweet nothings.

Fake crying and petting her hair. OK, not having TP is super gross. Now I think she might actually be real crying.

Also, where are the interiors where they're all doing their THs? Fake backgrounds on green screens?

Father Brandon "I don't even see you when you get up in the morning 'cause I'm out there doing animals!" I don't even know how to react. to this porch scene.

Did Becky not have any seating in her prior apartment? This is absurd.

That is my favorite comment of the night I think.

Yikes, what was that dress Becky had on in the intro shot? It made her look like a vagina.

Maybe that shopping cart is art??

I'm wearing mine right now.

Now I can't stop staring. I hope her coffee doesn't dribble out.

He is still scarred from a Darcey / Tom scene from when we started dating and has refused to watch since. When I go back over tomorrow I think I will growl "so much excited. Show me my home." Why is Rebecca leaving out articles in speaking with Zied? "Not have furniture."

Um ... is Mother Brandon telling us that Family Brandon hangs out in the hot tub naked together? THERAPY NOT ENTERTAINMENT

I do love that they seem to have a big budget for music this year. That porno track as they tromped around the darkening field was gold. AAHHHHH as I was typing, Julia came out in her towel and flashed everyone. And now I see Brandon's butt. Noooooooooooo

So Mr. Mercolleen asked me to move in with him this week. And I let him know that I will need the TV on Sunday nights when I don't have to be at school the next morning. He pointed out that I can bring my TV with me and watch in the guest room. However, given that he got sucked into "Love is Blind" last year, I have hopes of converting him.

He is daring her to break up with him!

And that orange lipstick is part of the bad makeup theme of the night.

One of my 4th graders brings his "pet" toad that he found in the backyard to his class Meets. His name is Toadadare and I have added him to the attendance list.

Oh my god, @mamadrama! Speaking of surgery ... how is your dad????

Coo coo Tur Tur is going to have to share a bed too! OMG and her milk? Gross.

What is with people bringing wives over to share beds with their kids????????????????????????????????

Eesh that red eyeshadow. Makeup or a disease?

Did you guys know that Zied is 27?

I just looked at Mother Andrew and hiked up my boobs.

Maybe I could do an internet safety lesson re; international dating sites ...