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Ugh, Jim Jeffries. Not for me. I've enjoyed all the sketches so far and Spade's throwaway cell phone video jokes going into commercials. The sketch with Chris Harrison cracked me up, but I've put in my time with The Bachelor franchise and enjoy seeing it mocked.

It would sure help pass the time more pleasantly. I'd love to see sketches from experienced new school artists showing what they would have done with some of the requests: a pizza cutter vs chopsticks as weapons, maybe, for sushi fighting pizza? New school style encourages artists to let their imaginations run wild and some of the men in particular seemed intimidated by that. Pon said online that the show had to go through 2-3 open canvases before they found people who were okay with getting the dog faces last week. Understandable when it's not your pet and you may have no affinity or even liking for that breed.

Agreed. It has become clear that it's not a religious issue like she claims; it's a disgust and fear issue. Keith has been approaching Iris like she's one of the kids he coaches, using a calm, adult, rational tone. That could come off as patronizing/insulting, but Iris is acting like a 10-year-old so I can't be mad. Deonna's compliments to Greg were really well thought out and sweet. I hope they eventually arrive at a good place wrt their individual libidos. I'm rooting hard for them!

I love when Dave gets to be the deciding judge: "I don't want a tattoo of a horse fucking me!" Hopefully more women will win TOTD now that the judges' favoritism curse has been broken. Dani continues to be robbed, but I was pleased for Ash and Alexis that they finally got positive feedback during the critique. Fon shows what happens when someone specializes primarily in one style; this isn't Black and Gray Realism Master.

I'll be watching. Spade seemed a bit nervous but that's to be expected. Scheduling 12 guests a week might be tough for a half hour show; two panelists should be sufficient and allow each time to shine, especially if there are also going to be regular sketches. The audience for the stand-up looked quite befuddled! This could be a good replacement for @midnight with comics riffing on current events.

Airs at 11:30pm on Comedy Central after The Daily Show. Trailer

I like this microwave brown rice. It's short grain, has a nice nutty taste, and comes out slightly sticky. Two minutes in the microwave for a generous single serving or enough for two as a side dish. Kind of spendy for rice, but the convenience comes at a cost!

Waiting doesn't help soothe any anxiety, that's for sure. Over the last couple of years I've developed white coat syndrome and my BP and heart rate spike while I'm kept waiting. Then the doctor freaks out and wants to put me on BP medicine. I take my own sphygmometer to show the history is normal, but the last doctor pushed it away and said he doesn't "believe those things". But he does believe I need medication after one visit when I'm nervous and upset.

I want Iris' mom to replace Jamie Otis on Unfiltered. And Dr. Pepper as an expert. Lifetime can also give her a web series where she teaches in-laws how to behave. Big fan of Iris' mom. 😀

Matt likely ghosted Amber overnight on purpose in order to goad her into leaving. I think he's one of the top assholes on all seasons of the show, and that's saying something. Jamie said Beth knew he was sensitive about his parents' divorce, but neither of them are exactly paragons of truth and at this point I take nothing they say at face value. If Beth wants more sexual adventurousness from Jamie, it's on her to suggest it/take the lead. It's also another of her lies -- either to the audience about their sex being good, or to Jamie about it being bad in order to hurt him. There's a lid for every pot, etc., but I think Matt is homely as hell.

And the second-best window's peak after Eddie Munster!

Put me in mind of a certain women in a yellow dress with a baseball bat. Amber's phone call to her dad was rough to hear. It's been sinking in for a while, but it just hit home for her that Matt doesn't give two shits about her or the marriage that she's been pouring all her hopes and dreams into. I think all applicants for the show going forward should be made to watch every single episode of every season. It seems like some of the men especially have no idea what the show is about or what they're in for. On a more pleasant note, it was great to see Deonna loosen up with their friends and share a bit of physical affection and playfulness with Greg. She looks lovely when she's laughing.

Jamie and Beth, ay yi yi. They both fight by lashing out with insults and low blows to hurt the other person. You dared ask a question about my parents? I'm going to mock your lack of education and job with your father.

Keith is so chill and reasonable. Iris: I need people to respect our marriage! Keith: about ... juice?

I was a little puzzled seeing David Spade as the guest last night ... not Trevor's style. Then it dawned on me ... corporate synergy. I enjoy Spade's humor on his old Showbiz Show and will be watching his new series. Wonder if he'll sit on his own set side-facing the guests? (He was playing to Trevor's audience but it was still odd to watch.) Funny to hear that Trevor's mother in 1990s South Africa liked Spade on Just Shoot Me -- most random reference ever.

I understand medical emergencies, but office staff should freaking schedule to allow for same-day appointments! I don't know why so many offices seemingly haven't figured this out. Also, a lot of the chronically late doctors are specialists who don't even have emergencies. I was quite salty with the dermatologist's office last time they made me wait. My limit is 45 minutes. The receptionists always look shocked when I tell them I'm leaving. I also don't care how competent and caring a doctor is, I can't continue to see them if their front office and nursing staff are bored or rude, don't answer the phone or call me back, don't check their patient portal emails, screws up appointment or prescription requests, etc.

Renovation shows always start out fun and then I slowly lose interest as the flippers settle into the same style and use their standby materials over and over. Which is good business practice but not so interesting to watch. Kitchen finishes become even more crucial with open concept floor plans. While I didn't mind the blue in and of itself, there was a lot of it. At least break up the upper and lower cabinet colors, or insert some white cabinets in with the blue. I'm also tired of the stacking; either buy standard tall cabinets or don't bother. I agree about the ugly backsplash color that didn't coordinate with anything, as well as the bad-decision butcher block. Subway tiles can also bite me! This was one of Two Chicks' most expensive flips and now they decide to cheap out?? Both drawer pull choices were subpar, if you ask me. Maybe Mina and Karen could save money by not paying yet another family member to do the books? The front porch columns looked too skinny and insignificant, which they usually tear out on existing houses. Oh, and Mina's vocal fry is getting on my nerves. On a kinder note, Jack is adorable.

Some nice tattoos in the face-off challenge and the masks didn't suck. My needs are few, show. The outcry continues about Ash staying, but her mask was better than Tito's to me and more importantly, a man was due to leave. Nunez emphased "traditional" Japanese a couple of times, yet some artists figured they should change colors and add fangs ... smh. Can anyone point me to an image of a good hannya tattoo? I'm not sure what Nunez was expecting to see. The editors could have thrown us a bone there.

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Your SO is leaving the house. You walk outside and kiss him on the front porch, enjoying a lingering goodbye. Bonus points if you're holding a baby. You stand there and watch as he gets in his car and drives off. Perfect opportunity for the PI/detective/spouse who's tailing you to get some nice clear photographs!

I guess this year's holiday gift to your sister should be a carton of napkins from Costo! My objection is not just the theft, but those are some flimsy-ass napkins.

I like and root for Luis but don't think the show, and maybe even NYC, is necessarily good for him. He puts on a front of being so positive and energized but we've all seen that it's not real at the core. Out of concern, I don't want to watch him being broken and in tears again.

Thanks for the link. Seeing those samples, I have to retract my criticism about Pon's rose not looking like cross stitch. His outline did sort of resemble this. (Still badly done, though!)

I sometimes think about the older woman with a blackhead the size of a quarter on her face, but only because I see her face on embedded ads that follow me around. She went to Dr. Lee and willingly signed the forms, but this wasn't an anonymous lump on someone's thigh. I hope she (and other patients) haven't gotten blowback from giving up their privacy. And have never read the You Tube comments!

So many of these patients have put off care for years or decades. Get it off while it's small! But purposefully delaying care for your child is a whole nother level of ignorance. I got a kick out of the hand doctor mocking Dr. Lee for her goopy food comparisons. I feel the same!